Mobilizing the masses

I just got this email from my BFF Barry. He needs my help to squash dissent in the Senate against his pork-bloated stimulus package;

Obama, or more likely his staff puke, neglects mentioning that the reason the Republicans oppose his stimulus plan because it’s loaded with useless spending like “fish barriers” and “bee insurance”. Apparently, any opposition to The One is “partisan” – it can’t have anything to do with foolish, wasteful spending, can it?

Regardless, the ignorant masses will clog telephone lines like Zero commands them to do. And we’ll all scramble to get in on the latest American Idol-type contest so they’ll use my essay on “What the stimulus package means to me” for Tim Kaine’s newest propaganda piece.

Well, I hope the bees and fish appreciate what me and my fellow Obamazombies are doing for them.

Apparently, there’s a Republican governor of Vermont now and he’s supporting Obama’s stimulous package. I guess I’m just being cynical when I mention that any Republican elected in Vermont couldn’t be a real Republican and he stands to win big in the stimulus giveaway of Federal dollars so he won’t have to beg his taxpayers to support a tax hike of their own.

Drew M at Ace of Spades has more on the Republican plan and more on Obama’s attempts at distraction politics.

Category: Politics