Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson; phony Vietnam veteran
Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this guy, Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, another Floridaman claiming to be a Vietnam veteran, but, unlike the others, his records are secret;
Well, when confronted with his secret records, he recants;
Yeah, you should have done that first, Billie boy.
Mr. Williamson started his Military enlistment as a Ready Reserve Trainee with Company B, 317 Military Police Battalion stationed in Ocala Florida. He was transferred to Active duty on 19 January 1967 where he received Basic Combat training and Military Police Training. He was transferred back to Co,B, 317 MP Bn. on 21 May 1967. Where he spent the remainder of his enlistment and was discharged from the military on 20 March 1972.
If you wanted to go to Vietnam, I’m sure Mr Johnson would have accommodated you, but, you know, hiding out in the Reserves was a bad way to get his attention. Too late, now.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
I love how he asks – after a forced confession – “Are you done with me now?”
Here is your answer Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson: NO
You lied. You refused to tell the truth when first called out. You only confessed with presented with irrefutable evidence.
You, Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar. Live with that knowledge. Every time you look in the mirror, Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, you can remember you are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
HEY GOOGLE, HEY INTERNET LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
/dick
::snerk::
So, you’re saying:
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
HEY GOOGLE, HEY INTERNET LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmm…..
Correct, Thunderstixx, ChipNASA was saying
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
HEY GOOGLE, HEY INTERNET LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least, that is what he was saying to the best of my understanding.
wait, I’m a bit in the dark here – ios Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar?
5×5, radar
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
HEY GOOGLE, HEY INTERNET LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just making sure the message was received, read you five by five!!!
Me thinks you overlooked lying sonovabitch.
So Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar. GTG – I just wanted to make sure that you were saying that Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar before I said that Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar. I’d hate to say that Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar if I had incorrect information that Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson, are a fraud, a cheat, and a liar.
Florida. Again.
Another lying cocksucker gasbag! Why do they always have to be from Florida? Should I start claiming seekret squirrel status along with getting a vest and a Harley? God how I hate these lying scumbags!!!
Damn! Just one more “hitch” and he would have been flying “helos” too. We sure could have used his bravedo. “Missed it by that much.” regards, Alemaster
Ha! Just one more “hitch” and he would have been flying “helos”.
Yeah, it works just like that. All that ol’ Billie Boy here would have had to do was re-enlist, get himself some orders putting him on flight status, a set of aviator wings and some sunglasses, and then it would have been up, up, and away into the Wild Blue Yonder.
And then he could have also worn a big watch and said cool shit on the aircraft radio like “Xin Loi! Billie Boy is rollin’ in hot with rockets and guns!”
Yeah, I’m looking at this wad of dicksnot and asking myself if it was SOOOOO important to him to be a vet of the war in the Viet of the Nam, then how come he didn’t volunteer for it like our lone wolf John Mallernee did?
I mean, John Mallernee has his faults – we all do – but he at least went over there.
This guy can just go sit on used toilet paper and cry.
If he does sit on used TP and cry we can change his name to …. wait for it…
U Sed Azwipee
Heeheehee! Why not???
“Wad of dicksnot”, that has to go into the old bag of suggested insults for future use!
I vote we give him the Wall of Insults. Agreed?
I make the motion for Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson to receive the Official TAH Wall of insults®™, that used toilet paper-sniffing meat gazer!
Taking cover….
Martin Roy “Bill” Williamson – *PTUI*
I second the motion.
OK We have a second, do we have any “AYE” votes?
Aye!
OK, We have one “AYE” vote and per TAH Robert’s Rules, that is all that is needed to post the Wall of Insults®™ OK Guys, Look Out Here it comes, The OPPOSITE of his LAME apology, This is a FIRST CLASS ASS WHUPPIN’ (A Proud Infidel®™, look closely) Wall of Insults®™ FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Bill “FloriDUH” Williamson, Bullshit artist, did not deploy to any War zone while he was enlisted in the United States Army, FAKER, Liar, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rectum circling colon goblin, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump… Read more »
Chip…he strikes me also as a prodigious jenkem huffer
I’m adding that.
LOL
Nice, I think I counted just over thirty in there that I remember giving to you, keep up the good work!
Favorite books: “The NAM”
I’ll bet he wrote a first person review of it.
Probly on line somewhere.
Looks like a young Ole Anderson.
Queef.
It’s interesting how often people like Williamson get tripped up by the details. An example is the first quoted comment about losing casualties “to the Chinese” during “multiple trips into Cambodia, Laos, and Nam.”
What Williamson fails to understand is that the Chinese had almost zero involvement in the war except for some portion of the supply of materiel. The Vietnamese didn’t even like the Chinese as a general rule. The only evidence the NVA had outside support were reports there might have been a few Russians on the ground acting primarily as observers. Indications are that those Ivans, if they were around at all, were about as rare as moon rocks.
The Chinese fought back the NVA hordes in Laos after the NVA war with the US.
I remember some ‘border clashes ‘ between the Chinese and NVA on the northern VN border inthe late ’70s… something like 8-10 division’s worth.
From what I’ve heard there were a significant number of Russian “advisors” controlling SAM sites around Hanoi, back in the day.
No ground-pounders, though.
Florida again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The tidal wave of phonies will really start after the 3 military TV series are aired. I’ll watch my 50 Republic Studios
3 Mesquiteers DVD’S along with my 9 volume set of Monogram Johnny Mack Brown, Whip Wilson and Jimmy Wakely oaters.
These phonies just make me more tired than angry anymore.
Loser.
And I thought I was a sorry asshole
USAR drilling reserve MP battalion in Florida suddenly receives deployment orders to RVN Laos-Cambodian border region to carry out cross-border raids against NVA/Red Chinese Ho Chi Minh Trails transportation elements in conjunction with SOG and 101st and 173d Airborne. That was a very common occurrence during the Vietnam War, happened almost every week…///
Yep, it happened to us this one time at Band Camp.
Hey, someone had to control the truck traffic down the Ho Chi Minh Trail. I saw it once from the air, and it looked like there were some serious truck accidents down there. There was hardly any vegetation on some ridge lines; they must have needed more MP’s directing traffic.
Now Ole Bill says his Facebook page has been hacked. He took his outing that was there before… He is a real POS.. Thanks FWP for outing these aholes.
Does anyone in the state of Florida (other than our regular posters/commenters) ever tell the truth about their military service? Inquiring minds want to know.
No
YES!~
Just 1 more ‘ass hampster’. Maggott! At least he didn’t qualify for the ‘phony Seal of the week/month’. I earned my CIB in Vietnam you Maggott! People like you should be put behind bars where you can tell all your BS to other prisoners, see if you can impress them. Maggott!