We Gonna Show You!!
It’s the usual stuff with Norkiland: we gonna bump up missiles, we gonna launch ‘em at you, we gonna show you we Da Big Cheeses. We gonna bomb Guam!!!
So the threats toward Guam didn’t work. Guam went about its day-to-day business. Guamaians got interviewed by reporters who may have never heard of that US island territory until the week before last week. We did discover, however, that Guam has a lot of cuisine involving Spam and that they’re happy to be a territory of the U.S. They welcome tourists and want our business. I still don’t know why that birdbrained blowhard hasn’t threatened the Marianas, but maybe his maps are outdated??
Yesterday (Aug. 25), he decided to up the scare tactics, by running his own drills.
10.10am: Kim Jong-un prepares to invade South Korean Islands (Express.co.uk article: http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/846077/North-Korea-v-USA-latest-news-live-updates-Kim-Jong-un-launch-missiles)
“Kim Jong-un is preparing his soldiers to take over a South Korean island, North Korea’s state propaganda has revealed. In a series of simulated drills, warplanes and missile launchers bombarded a mocked-up war zone. Simulated attacks on South Korea’s border islands of Baengnyeong and Yeonpyeong saw paratroopers leap from planes while others swept into position on dinghies. The DPRK state media said Kim “expressed great satisfaction” with the exercises.”
He did launch three missiles yesterday. One of them exploded and the other two fell into the Sea of Japan. The Japanese indicated they knew and weren’t worried about it.
Before that, he was making a nuisance of himself with his stated intentions to sell missiles and nukes to Syria and Iran.
That pesky solar eclipse took up a lot of room on the news, so ND:tBF went on another tantrum binge, threatening this and that, and finally settled on selling his deadly stuff to Syria and Iran. Ah, but wait! There’s more, isn’t there? He was already doing that, wasn’t he? http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/844704/North-Korea-news-United-States-sanctions-sell-weapons-Syria-Iran-Donald-Trump-World-War-3
Well, the South is taking him seriously. They’re running drills on everything, which is not really new. They’re just broadcasting it more. I believe the Chinese still have troops at the Nork-China border, as a buttress against potential swarms of refugees fleeing the North. If the North did test an H-bomb in June, as Fatty Kim da T’ird has bragged, he’s pushing his agenda harder and harder. There was a seismic event in June located in northwestern Norkiland, registered at 5.1M. That’s either a massive quake over there, or he really did let off a big one.
Per the 2nd and earlier article, he does intend to sell his products to Syria and Iran. I thought Iran was posting along nicely with its own nuke missile program, or was that just another hysterical, partial-truth report from the Clowndog News Network? While Norkiland is under UN sanctions to not do what they’re doing, they just keep on keeping on, moseying on down the trail to the launch button. He needs money, which he isn’t getting from China right now, to work on his hard-driving nuclear missile program.
Ms. Emily Landau, from the Institute for National Security Studies, says ‘it’s all about money’, in regard to Fatty Kim da T’ird’s posturing. From the 2nd Express article: “Emily Landau, a senior research fellow and head of arms control program at the Institute for National Security Studies, warned Mr. Trump’s sanctions could force North Korea to sell its weapons if it is required to raise funds.” Okay, but, Emily, weren’t the Norks and their Secret Squirrel Cage hackers the chief suspects behind the Wannacry virus a few weeks ago? https://www.wired.com/2017/05/wannacry-ransomware-link-suspected-north-korean-hackers/
(I know, I know: those guys cashed in their chips.) And weren’t they the chief suspects in the theft of hu-u-u-u-uge sums of cash from the Federal Reserve Bank in New York City? She does admit that he will sell his weapons to anyone who will pay the price.
I’ve got an extra $5 this month. Does anyone think he’d sell me a nuke missile for my home defense system? Anyone? Bueller?
Category: North Korea, Nukes
Wait a minute, Iran can’t be in the market for nukes, or even nuke knowledge,,right? Didn’t Boo-rock and Jawn Fraud sKerry tell us so? Wasn’t that the whole purpose of those pallets of cash the U.S. gave the mullahs?
NO, THIS CAN’T BE SO! “Blowjob Willie” Clinton made them PROMISE that they would ONLY use their nuclear reactors for peaceful purposes and NOT to make nuke bombs with them, he even gave them lots of money along with said promise!!
If either of NorK’s 2016 nuclear tests was a 2-stage thermonuclear device, it was a failure – e.g., either a complete dud or a fizzle. The first stage of a thermonuclear weapon is a pure fission device. And a 2-stage thermonuclear, unless designed for low-yield (which it’s doubtful a nation developing a thermonuclear weapon would do in an early test) should have in the neighborhood of 100+kT yield.
My guess is that it was either a thermonuclear dud/fizzle, was a boosted design, or the thermonuclear claims are outright lies.
Okay, if his A-bomb tests registered as up to 2.1 seismic events, then wouldn’t a 5+ magnitude indicate that something boomed?
He IS doing his testing underground. There’s a photo of a big bomb being prepped somewhere. Even if the first one fizzled, he keeps trying, Hondo.
When the local news media picks up that info about ‘more advanced than was previously reported’, it should mean that something is in the wind. He may have failed on his first thermonuclear test, but he’s not going to stop trying.
Hey now, da Dork from da’ Nork is just:
HO-LEE SHEEPSHIT, that was funny!!! NOW I have to clean up the BEER that flew out of my nose and all over my keyboard and monitor!!
Thats not marching, thats the local high school prom! 😉
EPIC!!!
I lol’d.