John Scott; phony SEAL
Someone on Capitol Hill got suspicious about this fellow, John Scott of Inwood, West Virginia (about halfway between Winchester, VA and Martinsburg, WV). Apparently, he’s been telling tall tales of his derring-do in the halls of Congress and someone didn’t like it. He claims that he earned a Purple Heart in Kosovo, that he was a sniper and suffers from PTSD, according to folks;
The Navy says “Who?”
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
The sniper shooting at Hillary when she landed in Bosnia?
Another specimen from Hillary’s basket of deplorables.
What the fuck? A Wyatt Earp mustache AND… a soul tip? At the same time?
Doc Holiday’s Huckleberry.
I bet that stache is glued on
For sure. But the backstory is where the hair was shaved from before it was applied to his face…
You’re probably right. He can’t hold a candle to the winners of the 2016 Beard and Moustache championships.
https://www.nationalbeardchampionships.com/#results
I was gonna say either that or Billy Bob Thornton.
And a meat gazer’s grin as well.
Asswiping ass hamster.
Or as the little old lady said, “Ooooh! I don’t think this website is about hamsters!”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha **cough** ha ha ha! Geez, that made me laugh hard for quite a while. Ha ha ha ha I needed that so thanks are in order and tendered 🙂
Gerbil coinesseur.
He was the one who shot at Brian Williams plane. It all makes sense now.
The shooter on the gassy knoll…works the taint and two hole
Is he a congrescritter? Staffer? ? (Im in an undisclosed location with tin can and string commo so can’t googlefoo it. Barely get YAH to open)
“undisclosed location” actually means he’s been pulling the all night duty at a possible Round Ranger sighting OP.
Krispy Kreme SALUTE upcoming in 3…2..1.
It’s past 0900. Shouldn’t you be relieved there pretty soon?
Doesn’t matter. Hooters doesn’t open until noon.
I might actually have some Round news coming up. A new BFF lives in Round’s grid square and has recently seen Round all decked out.
I’m working this story using CNN standards so may be awhile plus I’m tdy to a Bluegrass Festival
Roger. Out.
I have a couple of people dead center in his A/O. If you want to compare notes,Jonn can do a “pass through”.
Wilco Frankie after I rtb Will be a few weeks. Jonn, you can give Frankie my email
Bet I can guess which political party he identifies with…
Doesn’t matter. Jonn, et al, will light up all proven ohonies, regardless of political affiliation.
Just look at some of the folks that have been highlighted over the years who hold office. Neither party is safe or above getting called out.
On the positive side, better a never-served gnardgargler, than a embellishing veteran.
Dikk
I want to give you more information on him, but I just can’t at this point.
When appropriate. We will wait.
STANDING BY WITH THE Wall of Insults®™ (If needed)
I️ know this guy personally. He is beyond full of shit!! Someone needs to stop him!! I️ will help in anyway
I can’t tell you the number of lies he has told my wife and I over the past few years- he is a neighbor and it makes me sick to have found out that he is a fraud- I am a Post Commander of the American Legion and am in shock- we always asked why he didn’t use the VA hospital, etc.. always a good excuse- thanks for bringing this to light! I look forward to what else you find on him-
GREAT SCOTT, another phony baloney with a bad hair growth under his schnozola.
Has Jonn nabbed a high-level congressional phony? We await with popcorn ready…
I could be wrong, but I think he’s this Cyril de Bergerac feller. Willing to bet my JD that his nose is not the only thing that grows when he gets to talking about his phony military derring-do wells.
Jonn, are you sure he’s not from Inbreed, WV instead of Inwood? 😉
Wouldn’t Inbreed, WV be redundant? (apologies to Jonn)
Think “Pedophile”.
I would keep this maggot away from kids.
And out of the Men’s room.
Another pisspants glittery gargoyle gonad-gazing thumb sucking Men’s Room toe-tapping Swamp Donkey as well as a….
Cocksucker.
Does he have drinks at a local congressional watering hole and share war stories with Dic Blumenthal ? maybe they fudgepac each other, I’m sure they have bonded
Must have been HRC door gunner in Bosnia?
COL David Hunt blew that bs story up.
Hey if HRC can do it then they say why not me?
Like the time she said she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary except she was 5 years old already.
The # of guys (Army, Navy, USMC) claiming counter-sniper time in that part of the world at that time is small, and they all know each other.
Narrowing the field by claiming to be a Teamguy taking part in such activities at that place and time = idiocy.
‘PTSD’? Save such sympathies for the locals. They all have a legitimate claim to said affliction, in my opinion.
He looks like the type that enjoys juicy bananas and squirting sausages.
Did a congressional staffer search, didn’t pop up in any offices under his name
He is not a staffer. Worked up on Capitol Hill.
Unfortunately I know this guy personally. It’s unbelievable and deplorable that he would pose as any military member. During his supposed time in the military he was a Navy dependent husband.
Okay, that’s it, I hereby make a motion for John Scott the phony SEAL to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™, Somebody please post a Second to the motion and an “AYE” vote!!!
Seconded!
*GRRRR*
Apparently I missed this one but better late than never.
We have a second …do we have an AYE Vote??
Also Thanks Ken and Eric. I hope you guys and Jonn can follow up with move information.
AYE!!!!
LOCK AND LOAD THE WOI!!!!
talk about a friggin’ zombie thread…
ZOMBIE Threads are BEST THREADS
😀 😀 😀
Seriously, it’s great when someone comes in to follow up with *positive* information, probably based from GOOGLE Fame.
Second, if it’s the individual the thread is about trying to come in and follow the TAH good phony soldier handbook and wave their lawyer or dick around, or even better Sockpuppet, that’s even more fun!!!
😀 😀 😀
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I know this guy too. He’s been blind in one eye from approx.the age of 3.
If you’re going to fake being something you aren’t,at least make it believable.
The US Navy isn’t so hard up yet that they are accepting blind men into the SEAL program. Geesh.
John Scott is currently managing a Roy Rogers restaurant on King Street in Leesburg, Virginia. On his job application and resume, he claimed to be a veteran. Someone should contact upper management and let them know who they really hired.
I am already in contact with the district manager- and Rolling Thunder Chapter 1
Speaking as a West Virginian, it pains me how many of these asshats reside in my home state. There’s a real trend. Appalachian inferiority complex? I just don’t know.
He’s NOT from WV, he only lived there for a couple of years while sponging off of his, now, ex-wife.
HE SAID HE WAS FROM ARKANSAS
JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT HE SUPPOSED TO HAVE WORKED FOR A COMPANY ISIS, AND THEY DID SOME KIND OF WORK IN EL PASO TEXAS FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
HE WAS DOWN THERE FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS AND HE SAID HE NEVER GOT PAID . HMMMM ????
HIS COMPANY NEVER FLEW HIM DOWN THERE, HE SAID IT COST MONEY TO FLY AND TO RENT A SUV.
INSTEAD HE WENT DOWN ON HIS YAMAHA MOTORCYCLE WITH HIS LEATHER JACKET, I ONLY SAW HIM WITH HIS VEST WITH SEAL INSIGNIA ONCE.
NOW HE COMES BACK FROM TEXAS WITH 2 1 GALLON GAS CANS IN HIS SADDLEBAGS, SCOTT ARE YOU RUNNING DRUGS TOO MMMMMM ???????
THERE ALSO HAS BEEN VEHICLES FROM TEXAS IN HIS DRIVEWAY ACCORDING TO NEIGHBORS LATE AT NIGHT.
SO SNIDELY WHIPLASH, OIL CAN HARRY, OR FRANK ZAPPA WHO ARE YOU ???? WTF ARE YOU ?????
BUT YOUR GAME BROTHER IS GOING TO HIT A BRICK WALL.
YOUR GAME IS OVER.
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT STUFF IN YOUR HOUSE ? IT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF THIEF THAT TRIES TO FENCE THINGS.
YOUR A MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY NOW I AM SURE THAT EVERY V.A. or LEGION ORGANIZATION HAS YOU FACE POSTED.
I BET LAW ENFORCEMENT IS LOOKING AT YOU TOO.
YOU BEST BELIEVE THE SEALS GOT YOUR NUMBER.
SO IF YOU KNOW FROM READING THE BOOKS THAT YOU BULL SHIT YOUR WAY THROUGH YOU MIGHT WANT TO BRUSH UP ON E&E THAT IS ESCAPE, and EVASION, BECAUSE I AM SURE PEOPLE ARE AFTER YOUR ASS.
SO RUN BABY RUN…………
MAYBE YOU NEED TO RELOCATE TO IRAN, OR NORTH KOREA THEY HAVE NO EXTRADITION AND HAVE DINNER WITH KIM JU, OR THE IATOLA
GIVE IT A THOUGHT WILL YOU……….