Kyle Barwan arrested once again
From the Polk County, Florida Sheriff Grady Judd;
Sheriff Judd giving details about the arrest of 26 yr old Kyle Barwan, who has been arrested AGAIN by PCSO for stolen valor; he tells women he is in the military to dupe them into giving him money for charitable causes. He’s currently on felony probation
Barwan was barely out of court for his last arrest and we were getting tips that he was reoffending and we were hooking his victims up to the sheriff’s department. I say “we” but I mean Frankie who has been leading a posse for years and has connections to the PCSO.
I think the sheriff is tired of Barwan’s stank-ass.
We’ve been posting about him for almost seven years.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Frankie CEE
WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!
Ya, Frankie has been on his ass like stank on …
Well done Frankie CEE
BZ Frankie CEE.
Frankie ‘The PitBull’ Cee.
Outstanding!!!!!
Go Frankie!
Frankie has been all over Barwan like a pit bull on a pork chop!
Boom.
(that was the sound of Barwan’s cell door slamming shut)
Those are not echoes of the boom from the cell door – that is Barwin bouncing off the walls as his cellie welcomes him back.
“Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue”
Kyle Barwan sure does like cock.
He is gonna be busier than a hooker during Fleet Week.
Kyle Barwan’s cellies are going to be more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar.
Kyle Barwan will be tossing more salads then the waiters at at Sweetgreen or Olive Garden.
Kyle Barwan’s butt cheeks will spend so much time apart they will be pen pals.
OK I *LAUGHED* at that.
He’ll be busier than a nickel whore on payday weekend.
His taint and two-hole will be in demand.
He’s been missing the Cockmeat Sammich at the BTJT Deli!
“We gave him a uniform”…. got to love that from Sheriff Judd!
Looks to have a few abrasions on his face. Maybe he ‘resisted’ the officers and received a minor tune up. Or maybe an accidental fall. Up several flights of stairs.
In prison, I think its considered foreplay….
“Slap and Tickle” action…
Look like Meth sores.
Yes it does
What is there to say about this turd that has not already been said…(sigh)…
reelect Sheriff Grady Judd
Let’s hope he stays arrested this time.
Seven years of stolen valor scamming- likely longer than that, since it was only seven years since he was outed as a phony. And despite all the times he’s been caught, he continues his stolen valor shtick. Kyle Barwan is never going to stop.
I expect to see Kyle Barwan posts on TAS until he pulls a Ballduster McSoulpatch or a Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich and dies from complications of chronic drug abuse.
Or lead poisoning’ from a cray-cray woman.
Damn autocorrect. I meant TAH.
GET’em Frankie.
Dog on a bone.
Love it.
This guy is begging for the Mother of all A$$-whuppin’s.
A crotch-bustin’, nose-flattenin’, ear-coliflowerin’, jawbone-crackin’, toe-snappin’, knee-crakin’ A$$-whuppin’.
Then throw him under the jail.
Different strokes for different folks, but having been alerted to the video sure put me to smilin’ today. Kyle Barwan‘s brother and father should be in possession of the video by now, and been told that “This is what Frankie Cee is doing for Kyle.”.
Over at facebook, people are dancing in the street over the video and the news.
Great work as always Frankie, I wish you could get the same treatment for my pos brother! Keep up the good work Frankie, BZ!
I’ll say this for the twit: he is consistent. His major problem, over which he has no control, is that Frankie is as persistent as Barwan is consistent. I hear that the Canadian Mounties have a poster with Frankie Cee’s pic on it and this: “He, too, always gets his man.”
I hear the Mounties email Frankie with APB’s.
Chuck Norris uses a Frankie poster to catch bad guys in Texas.
Can you really consider someone who has to hustle women out of money because he is too lazy/incompetent/immoral to support himself a man?
Point taken. And, no, not “man” in that sense of the word, just in the sense that he has (here’s another of my guesses) no vagina.
I consider him a ‘man’ to the extent he is capable of being a sperm donor. Other than that, not so much. Men don’t treat women (or anyone) that way.
I would like to see what his poor “women” look like. On an empty stomach.
He has a Y chromosome this making him a human male, a Man he is not.
Somebody needs to pound Kyle Barwan’s ass right into the ground.
I’m pretty sure where he is going, its going to get the pounding he so richly deserves.
He will make Bubba a pretty prison wife.
I’m hoping his bunkmate is someone whose daughter he tried to scam. And I’m hoping that guy can bench press a Buick. Justice, hell yeah!
Why do I get the feeling that this is a real life Dirty Rotten Scoundrels story being played out?
I wonder what Kyle Barwan’s brother Josh Barwan, or his father Paul Barwan would say about Kyle claiming to have been born in the United Kingdom. H’mmmmm. Seems that he may have given the police some false information at his booking. Of the 4 charges that he was arrested on, 3 are Violations of his Probation. All 4 are “No bond” charges, and his arraignment isn’t until June 27, 17. He ain’t goin’ nowhere. And, as the Sheriff said, in the video, the City of Lakeland Police are working on him as well. Is “Astrolube” or “KY” an approved item that inmates can receive?
No, Frankie. Those items are deemed contraband. But all is not lost! They do have soap and cooking oil, if he’s lucky. If he’s not lucky, man, that’s gonna hurt.
Maybe he can squeeze some oil from the French fries. That may be helpful.
It sounds like Kyle Barwan is gonna be biting his pillow quite often.
“I’M GOIN’ IN DRY, BYTCH!”
Generic lubricant, I Can’t Believe It’s Not KY Jelly. He should make a bundle endorsing that product.
KYLE Jelly! He could be an entrepreneur!
“But wait…there’s more!”
NICE WORK, Frankie!! I liked how the Sheriff talked about how he wanted a uniform so bad and he gave him an orange jail uniform! That and the way he talked about how things could happen to him in lockup, say a real Vet getting angry when he talks his con game, then having to go to segregation.
Kyle Barwan goes once more into the harem of Bubba & Thor, and that’s only before he gets shared with Julio Slick, “Tiny” and the rest of his cell block! He’s incorrigible, hopefully he’ll get locked up for some time because all he’ll do once out is re offend.
I used to live in north central FL, this is same Sheriff who when one of his Deputies and K-9 was murdered about 10 years ago, they ran the perp to ground near the Orlando Airport. The guy was ventilated 67 times. When an idiot reporter asked the Sheriff why the perp was shot so many times, Grady’s reply was”We ran out of ammo”. Grady is Sheriff for life in Polk County
I remember that reply the sheriff made. Ya just gotta admire a man that is that eloquent.
Someone just needs to flush the toilet.
Problem solved.
The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) and Cody Stermer will cry as they lost their “Rent Boy”, but heh?
Life goes on.
Some folks just refuse to learn even when given multiple opportunities to act in their own best interest. Kyle Barwan is a shining example.
From the same gene pool as Kyle Christopher Barwan, his brother, (who signs himself as “Joshua Completely Blank Barwan”) says, to me:
“Know this, one more message and you will be sitting in his position. Everyone will know you’re a snitch and you’ll pry end up in some foul conditions. Id suggest you run along like the little bitch you are. Have a nice day whatever your name is.”
If Y’all can decipher that, you are doing better than me.
And, let’s keep the name up in lights, the whole world needs to know that KYLE CHRISTOPHER BARWAN is a public nuisance. Gooooogle will help others to learn of him.
As for giving me credit, most of his victims have contacted me, after finding me associated with his name when they have checked gooooogle. I only offer them the guidance to contact the particular deputy who is currently investigating him, or his probation officer.
Yeah, that sounds like a threat. Probably a couple of criminal violations in there.
PS What were all those aka’s for Kyle Christopher Barwan again?
Kyle Barwan, Kyle Reacher, Klutch Barwan, Klutch Reborn, Kyle Denton, Klutch Denton,
and there are probably a few more.
Thanks for asking, OWB
He’s not using “Klutch Kargo”? That’s a shame. A waste of a perfectly good name.
“Clutch Cargo” was one shitty excuse of a cartoon as well, Kyle Barwan using that as yet another alias wouldn’t bug me a bit!
Keep up the good work, and log everything.
This is the time of day that the reprobate, slacker, egotist, commenters at TAH start foaming at the mouth, flogging their F-5 Key like it owes them money, and hoping for a “FIRST” on the WOT.
As for myself, I cannot trifle with such small endeavors, as I must now go out and enjoy the critters here on the farm. One of them needs some halter training, while another one needs some coat brushing, and the rest will just frolic, eat grass, and create a relaxing vista for me. Have at it, you F-5 Floggers.
Aaah, a beautiful Saturday morning here in the Bikini State. Kyle Christopher Barwan, Stolen Valorist is slowly waking up, waiting for his jailhouse coffee, (ewww, yuck), and reminiscing about the night. A lot of pain back there, but he knows that he made his bunk buddy feel much better. When he gets transferred from the county slammer, to the state facility,he can get his “bitch tear” tattooed on his face, just under his eye. He is such a good little jailhouse bitch.
Yesterday, July 5th, 2017, Kyle Christopher Barwan was put on Community Control over the 3 counts of Violation of Probation. Here in Florida, that usually involves, House Arrest, an Ankle Monitor, daily check in with Probation officer, and more.
His father, Paul Barwan has commented on the video by Sheriff Grady Judd. He says:
Paul Barwan · “Frankie Cee and Benner Crawford As Kyles father (who i rarely claim to be.) I agree that he needs help.he does not believe he is in the millitary, he was taught right from wrong, same as his siblings.For kyle i believe it is easier to scam for money than it is to work for and earn it! Im not gonna claim to know the source of what ails him because its not how the rest of us are.Hard work ,dedication to the ones you love and respect for your fellow man is what he was taught. I truly apologise for his actions to the people he has hurt and assure you all that on the day kyle stands face to face with me again….it will be kyle calling the police for help! I am the only thing that kyle truly fears, because i stand on the side of accountability, respect, and whats right.”
Well it certainly sounds like Kyle’s Dad has a pair. Maybe he just had one bad swimmer in millions.
Not *his* fault.
Good on ya Dad.
Serial Stolen Valorist, Kyle Christopher Barwan can also be known as “FL Dept of Corrections #50625“, until July 4, 2021. His current address is a seedy motel room in Lakeland Florida, and if he leaves the place, he had better be going to work or to the doctor. Looking at his most current photo, I see a round, brown, smudge on his chin. H’mmm, could it have come from Bubba’s “two hole” as he bottomed out in Barwan’s mouth? :
DC Number: H50625
Name: BARWAN, KYLE CHRISTOPHER
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: HAZEL
Height: 5’06”
Weight: 135 lbs.
Birth Date: 01/01/1990
Supervision Begin Date: 07/05/2017
Current Location: BARTOW
Current Status: ACTIVE
Supervision Type: COMMUNITY CONTROL – PROB.
Scheduled Termination Date: 07/04/2021
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/activeoffenders/detail.asp?Bookmark=1&From=list&SessionID=198535698
Word.
Barwan is now camping out in some trailer park in Riverview, Florida. Community Control, so they call it, just keeps him out of the Community until he gets a wild hair and an itch to be a repeat Dumbass. I’m glad to know his father finally balled up and spoke about his son, words we were waiting to hear for years. This piece of shit told me to my face, he was a West Point Grad and a Green Beret. I googled him, and found his lies from years back. Good job, Frankie! Keep on that punk.
I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until he fucks up again, gets “Cuffed & Stuffed” and back in Bubba & Thor’s harem.
Don’t be forgetting about Julio and Mr. “TINY”… nobody “forgets about Julio and Mr. “TINY”!