Karma in the Levant

| April 26, 2017

A number of folks have sent us links to the story of three ISIS terrorists who lost their lives and another five who were injured by inhabitants of northern Iraq;

Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told The Times of London the militants were hiding on the edge of a field about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars overwhelmed them Sunday. Five other militants were injured, al-Assi said. He said the group was poised to attack a band of local tribesmen who had fled to nearby mountains since militants seized the town of Hawija three years ago.

“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” he said.

Al-Assi said the militants had summarily executed 25 people attempting to flee the militant’s would-be caliphate in the three days before the boars attacked.

I wonder if they’ll still get their virgins, or if they’ll even get into paradise now.

Category: Terror War

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Combat Historian

“…I wonder if they’ll still get their virgins, or if they’ll even get into paradise now…”

Each will receive 72 Helen Thomases with pig snouts..

GDContractor

I love it when a plan comes together. I’ll donate wild hogs to the cause!

IDC SARC

72 Yasser Arafats…enjoy them for eternity

Ex-PH2

Death by Pigs!!!! Revenge of the Hogs!!!

There are some rather nasty wild hogs in Texas and other southern states. Could we get them to sign up for this job? Just load them up in a big Herc, swoop in on one of those very low-level drops, and move the piggies out the back loading ramp.

My day is complete. I will giggle over this all day.

Biermann62

Pigs can fly!

The Other Whitey

Hey, I had that same idea a while back!

Ex-PH2

Great minds think alike!

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m all for gathering a big bunch of ’em and dropping them en masse via a C5! 😀

Thunderstixx

Karma is a bitch !!!

ex-OS2

Oink.

Mick

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Silentium Est Aureum

I just want to find the guy who hacked it something like 250 Jihadist Twitter accounts and filled them up with teh ghey pron.

And buy him many beers.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I was thinking the same thing, nothing bothers these assclowns more than gays so lots of gay porn on their accounts is a bit humorous. Not as funny or ironic as death by pig, but still pretty damn funny.

Silentium Est Aureum

Gay pig pron?

The Other Whitey

I always found that very ironic, considering Man-Love Thursday.

desert

Gays really bother them? funny since they are all gay pedophiles!! give them a young boy or a goat anytime!!

A Proud Infidel®™

You find him and I’ll either buy the shots to accompany the beers OR buy him a case of Red Bull for when he goes about hacking some more of the goatfuckers.

The Other Whitey

Could anything possibly be more terrifying to a muj than wild hogs on a rampage? That would be scary enough for the average person, but to a muj, with their peculiarities regarding swine? They pretty much *know* that the squealing beasties are sending them straight to Hell in pieces and/or turds.

Oink oink, fuckers!

Ex-PH2

You know, if you threw a few wild Russian boars into that mix, it would be awesome. They’re up to 4 ft at the shoulder when full-grown, mean as a snake, and have a ‘kill or be killed’ attitude.

Perfect weapon in a war like that.

Cry havoc and let slip the Hogs of War!!!

The Other Whitey

I wonder why Comrade Vlad hasn’t done it yet?

Ex-PH2

he doesn’t think the way I do, that’s why?

Mike

I see what you did there! Very Clever!

11B-Mailclerk

Oh, I just cant help but laugh every time I read this story. It just never stops being laugh-out-loud funny.

ChipNASA

I can’t believe any of you fuckers haven’t already posted this……

“Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the hogs of war”.

*giggle*

Ex-PH2

I already did that ChipNASA, right here.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=71700&cpage=1#comment-2982923

Way ahead of ya, numbnuts. 😛 😛 😛

Dinotanker

Wow the wheel turned on these guys and flattened them! 🙂

Somewhere, the ghost of some Victorian Era British general is going: “DOH! Why didn’t I think of that?!!!!”

A Proud Infidel®™

GOOD piggies!!! I’m all for dropping MORE wild hogs over there, SOOOOOWEEEEE!

Mayhem

Boy ! Talk about getting’ “Porked”!

SFC D

Karma is an evil vicious bitch with a wicked sense of humor!

chooee lee

What if we added a couple dozen Honey Badgers just for shits & grins.

desert

We have lot of Mohave Green rattlesnake, they are mean as hell….!

Just An Old Dog

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Boar_of_Westmorland

Boars can be killers. One of my Ancestors Richard De Gylpin was reknown for hunting down and Killing a huge Boar near Westemoreland England that had been terrorizing the locals and passing pilgrims.
As a reward he was granted 6000 Acres and the Lordship of Kentmere.

Stephen McCartney

Further data on this incident reveals that the pigs
puked all three of them back up hours later.
They were indigestable due to their hygiene status.

CAPT Bones

3E9

When you don’t eat pigs, sometimes the pigs eat you. Enjoy hell you bastards.

Anonymous

Yes! To quote the late ‘Rone Woods:
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