Leevon Ikuo Kuuleilani Otsuka aka Von Cruz; Unintentional Army Sergeant
Someone sent us a case on “Von Cruz” as he likes to be called. He was making claims that he was a Sergeant in the Army.
The poor fella claimed he was suffering from “scrapes and bruises” he sustained from being “deployed out”. Those “scrapes and bruises” were now causing him such horrible physical problems that he was in desperate need of money.
We were getting reports about many other claims that didn’t seem to make much sense as well. We asked for his official records through a FOIA request just to confirm the poor mans stories.
Otsuka/Cruz or whatever, was discharged as a Private and was a Water Treatment Specialist. The saddest part of this is he was busted before. Back in 2015 he was exposed and offered the following apology:
“I read the Bio and why im on here. Om completely sorry about the misunderstanding. I had an agent write the bio for me for my go fund me because i didnt kniw how to set one up. We talked about my military background among several other things. I just seen it says i was deployed out during the early 90’s. I seen it on this website. So i checked
On it. I am completely embarassed and sorry for that. It was NOT supposed to say that. It was supposed to say “I graduated and joined the army in the early 90’s where I suffered a few scrapes and bruises”. Im truly sorry for the misunderstanding. The Sergeant on my facebook was completely my fault, but unintentional. But like I said before, i never claimed to be a hero, or tried to take anything away from those who are, but i am enrolled in the VA due to injuries sustain while on active duty.”
After that apology was posted a few people who claim to know him offered their opinion:
“To whom this may concern, I am a family member of Leevon. All I have to say is, he’s a chronic liar. He’ll do and say anything to get a free handout and it doesn’t matter if it’s a stranger, friend or a family member. He knew what was on the biography he wrote. Not some made up agent. If he has taken any of you for money, do something or he’ll keep leeching.”
and
“I agree with the family member that posted prior to me. (which I think I know who it is) I know the “history” behind Leevon for more years than you can count on your fingers and toes, combined. I agree, he is a Chronic Liar. I have heard many variations of the same “Lie” throughout the years. If you are “supporting” him, you need to stop, (ref: prior post) He just jumped over the 40 year mark in his life, with 3 kids, and as far as I know really never had a REAL JOB. (just leeching off of anybody he can) My biggest concern is for the KIDS. They are the innocent ones and I wouldn’t be surprised if they are taken away from him. If you are supporting him, you need stop and let him figure it out on his own.”
Now we are getting reports that he has produced a DD214 that “proves” he was in Iraq. We would love to see a copy of that because the Army does not seem to know anything about it. Maybe someone here can explain exactly what “deployed out” means. Or, why he has no awards for being in Iraq. We have done several FOIA’s on him just to make sure our information is accurate. It looks like he has had some issues doing the right thing in the past.
He left the following posted on one site:
It seems odd that a big time Chef with that kind of experience and an awesome flair, would have such a hard time feeding himself. We kinda figure he inadvertently claimed to be trained by Gordon and Emeril as well. Considering the stellar comments about his character by his own family, we have no reason to doubt the reports we are getting that he is still out there inadvertently making people believe all kinds of things.
Private Otsuka needs to get job, a real job that comes with an actual pay check that he earned.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
First to say, with apologies to Green Thumb…
Big fat lazy turd.
Damn.
And I thought I was the early bird.
This tool could easily land a job at All-Points Logistics as Phildo’s new Executive Chef.
Turd.
Didn’t Elton John sing a song about Leevon, something that said he wears his war wound like a crown and he likes his money?
Yeah, I thought so.
Yes, but that Levon made his own money selling cartoon balloons, and was a good man. Definitely a different guy!
Money? “He makes a lot they say.” (smile)
And I hear he spends an inordinate amount of time counting it. 🙂
By the motorway, I heard…
ex-OS2:
Please proceed inbound ASAP.
Target is yet another dead-beat poser assclown in the open. Target is marked by an ever-increasing pile of poser bullshit.
You are cleared hot.
Everyone hunker down….this ones gonna be danger clos, and shit splatter fragmentation travels a good distance.
Like this Doc?
OH! That was nice. Do you think they felt it?
Oh, they felt it, alright. For about a nanosecond.
Then, oblivion, and hopefully straight to Hajji Hell.
Shack!
I’ll just leave this thought here….
http://www.torchys.ca/tshirtimages/some-days-youre-the-windshield.png
And the last thing to pass through their minds were their assholes.
The guy was doing a magic trick…
Poof, you’re a pile of shit !!!!!
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
Center mass.
http://i.imgur.com/DbWn80E.gif
Classic!
Once again, high-order detonation with CEP zero. Have a nice day.
Here’s what “Family member” said about the Stolen Valor Ass Hamster:
“To whom this may concern, I am a family member of Leevon. All I have to say is, he’s a chronic liar. He’ll do and say anything to get a free handout and it doesn’t matter if it’s a stranger, friend or a family member. He knew what was on the biography he wrote. Not some made up agent. If he has taken any of you for money, do something or he’ll keep leeching.”
Couldn’t have said it any better.
“It looks like he has had some issues doing the right thing in the past.”
Dave – it looks like he loves the buffet at the local poundhimintheass jail provided by BTJT Deli and Manmeat Market (Home of the WORLD-FAMOUS cockmeat sammich).
Leevonikuokuuleilaniotsuka. Holy shit.
Leevonkoksuka. FIFY.
Hmmmmm.
I thought that ‘Von Cruz’ meant that he was some kind of famous Prussian-Spanish war hero.
Or something.
Isn’t “Von Cruz” something cured with Cruex?
Or Penicillin?
Chef, huh?
I’d like to see how he goes about making bacon mac & cheese without a recipe in front of him.
Just simple stuff, y’know, noting complicated.
A ham and cheese quiche, perhaps, or 16-bean soup.
Cornbread, biscuits, sausage gravy with biscuits.
Smoked sausage with BBQ beans.
Or how about just plain old chicken noodle soup?
Bother! Now I’m hungry.
I could claim to be trained by Paula Deen, Bobby Flay, Emeril, and Alton Brown. Maybe I should list the Food Network on my resume’.
Ina Garten and Betty Crocker.
Don’t forget Sara Lee and Lorraine’s Quiche!
Little Debbie.
And nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.
Oscar Meyer, Orville Redenbacher, and the Frito Bandito.
I always wondered why Ina was constantly making dinner for that neighbor fella when her husband was away. Think he was staying for breakfast?
Sara Lee
taken. my bad.
Julia Child.
Chef Tony.
Ronald McDonald.
Colonel Sanders.
Chef Boy-ar-Dee, Mom Beans, and Grandma Maud.
The Big Boy.
Arthur Treacher.
Count Chocula.
Justin Wilson.
I gar-on-tee you like his cookin’.
Whatsa-matta with Franco-American? Gotta have them Spaghettios! O woder if he can even open a can sans instructions? I’m convinced this must have been filmed at UC Berzerkely:
They were applauding that?
Geez, makes you wonder how many panties would drop just by showing them a P-38.
The P-38 is a piece of Military Gear thus they’d likely shit and run while calling you or me a “Military Industrialist” or some shit like that as soon as either of us exhibited it.
I have been trained by Recipes.com. Great ideas there.
I imagine the only thing this turd can do with any proficiency is toss salad and butter biscuits.
and “glaze” some sticky bums
Is that before or after he eats them?
During,,,,
Funny you should mention 16 bean soup, Ex-PH2.
Couple of weeks back I made 16 bean soup. The night before, I took a bag of “16 beans”, but prior to soaking them in water, I removed the MF’ers. The next day I added the usual stuff to the mix including small bits of cooked beef.
I dropped off a couple of small containers at a neighbor ladies house just down the road a bit. I put a small note on the bag to tell her what kind of soup it was, but got suddenly confused as to what to write. Was it “16 bean soup” or was it “15 bean soup”? I decided not to write “16 been soup with MF’ers removed” for obvious reasons, so I just wrote “beans in the teens soup”. Problem solved. 😉
I bet he could burn a hard boiled egg.
I think you pronounce his first and last name,
Leevon Otsuka, as Lyin Cocksucka.
But then again, I was never hooked on phonics.
Up heah anything ending with an “a” gets an “h” added to it. Ergo: “Cocksuckah”.
This ass clown can’t even afford the Harley, or the vest and he probably ate the dog! I guess I will cover for ex-OS2
Cocksucker!
No dog, doo-rag, vest, SEAL tattoo, not even a real beard, just a little chin-fuzz.
Even as a Stolen Valor phoney his is low-speed/high-drag. What a loser.
Cocksucker.
Please see previous request for ex-OS2 fire support posted up above.
Request immediate re-attack.
Wouldn’t the proper CFF for that request be “Repeat, over”? (smile)
Aaaaaaagh. You’re right. I’m not adjusting ex-OS2 arty on this mission. I need to get myself squared away.
I should’ve said ‘previous request for ex-OS2 Close Air Support’…
Runnin’ him from IP TAH straight in to the target.
Timeout ok? I am a fucking squid and played with radio shit in the ARNG, I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about.
Just point me in the direction of the ass-clown and tell me what bomb to use.
You are welcome to sit over there on that hill with me waiting for someone to call for air support. Coffee pot is doing its thing and breakfast is on the way.
I can understand coffee!
Lyin’-assed pecker-puffing POS pus-nuts no-load candyassed pisspants DINGLEBERRY!
Now, Leevon Ikuo Kuuleilani Otsuka aka Von Cruz’s ego can suffer a few scrapes and bruises here and elsewhere. BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! 😆
😈
Big Deal. I was trained by Chef Boy-R-Dee and Dinty Moore
I had no idea Water Purification Specialist was a real job in the Army. I always thought that was something Hollywood made up in that Pauly Shore movie.
A few weeks back I met a Montfort Point Marine who was a water purification man (specialist? Technician?). In the Marine Corps they fall under the Engineers occ field.
Yep, I remember having a Career Counselor at the MEPS where I enlisted in the Army try to talk me into becoming a Laundry and Bath Specialist. No shit, that MOS exists and is usually part of Field Medical Units. Needless to say I DID NOT take that offer and went Combat Engineer instead. WHY wash and fold sheets when you can build stuff and then blow it up with C4?
8 years and rocketed all the way to PV2? I am in awe.
And scrapes and bruises? I wonder what he would have gone for if he had the HPD (high pressure drain) piping burns on his arms, etc, like I have? 100% disability?
I know this guy. He actually showed me the post. And the responses from his “family” members. Then he produced court paperwork that his mom is trying to get His kids so he would have to pay child support to her he claims. Then he produced his mothers bankruptcy paperwork from Colorado springs, and even his children said that their grandmother was saying things about gaining custody of them specifically to get paid child support to help her pay off her bankruptcy. Then things started to make more sense. Although I try to keep a neutral point of view of things just to give the benefit of a doubt to everyone. I noticed that his story of claiming his Army career was simple. He did tell me about what was going on and he seemed pretty genuine about his bad he feels of the things he’s accused of. He also explained about his chef experience. He claims to have worked with those chefs mentioned, although “training” might be to strong of a word I told him. He did say that he did learn a lot while he worked at ESPN zone when those chefs paid visits. So I gave him a break. I figured close enough. Its whatever. The two family members mentioned is his mother and his uncle who he came to Hawaii to reconnect with, but ultimately is also who made him homeless. His uncle, Virgil Hoffman, told him to come down and had a house for him and his children to live in while he got back on his feet. I guess that lasted a few days. He was actually put in a house that his uncle built, but was never paid for it. When his uncle got paid for it a few days after they got here his uncle shafted him. He then showed me his paperwork from a housing deal that confirms his story. The dude seems like a genuinely good person. He never asked for anything, in fact he helped me out a few times while he was my neighbor. He seemed like a… Read more »