Iran Speaks Up, Offers ‘Roaring missiles’

| February 4, 2017

Iran, through the Revolutionary Guard, is letting us know that they are vowing all sorts of nasty threats and blustering and stuff, like ‘roaring missiles’, just in case Pres. Trump tries to threaten them or enact sanctions.

I don’t know why their ayatollah isn’t issuing the statement. Maybe he has a cold.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-usa-military-idUSKBN15J0BM

So if they’ll just give us some notice, we can move those antimissile missiles left over from Kuwait/Gulf War into place and whack ’em, or something.   Do we still have any of those? Never mind.

Since Iran has not yet, to my knowledge, engaged in any kind of nuclear test, surface or underground, it seems a bit disingenuous on their part to issue a statement like that.  An underground nuke test will set seismometers chattering and the USGS would report it, just as they do with Norkiland when Fatty Kim da T’ird gets jiggy.  There’s also a seismic center in Europe that reports all subsurface movements and they will certainly pick up anything exceptional in Iran.

‘Roaring missiles’? Okay.  We can send Madonna and Ashley Judd over there.  That ought to solve the problem.

Sorry, I’m out of missile pictures.

Category: Foreign Policy

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2/17 Air Cav

In the one hand, bullets. In the other hand, a gun. Once you have both, the bullets go into the gun and the trigger is squeezed. Bang. Iran is developing the bullets (nuke warheads) and is testing its gun. I have no doubt that Israel agents are in Iran and will do everything to prevent the Bang possibility. This time around, Israel will quietly have the renewed friendship of a US administration.

desert

There is….or WAS a lot of good Iranian Christians in Iran….they need to leave A.S.A.P. so that the scum that is left can become the tar for the new parking lot that is forthcoming to that country!!

26Limabeans

“Put a hola in the Ayatollah”
Saw it on a t-shirt long ago.

Silentium Est Aureum

Or the one back in the 80’s that went:

24 empty tubes, a mushroom cloud, and it’s MILLER TIME!

A Proud Infidel®™

Iran is messing with the U.S., kinda like a toy teacup poodle messing with a Rottweiler given the attitude of the new administration in charge.

AW1Ed

Yep! They’re pushing to see how much “give” there is these days. I predict they’ll be sorely disappointed.

A Proud Infidel®™

It reminds me of what Quaddafi got after messing with the U.S. during the Reagan years, next thing he knew there were F-111’s overhead with the crews saying “SURPRISE, ASSHOLE!!!”.

Thomas Huxton

the rotsie is merely waiting for enough poodogs to bunch up for lunch

blackflag79

Same old same old. I’m not triggered yet.

2/17 Air Cav

Does this do it for you?

Just An Old Dog

They are like the punk ass kids that like to jump over your fence and trash your lawn.
In case they haven’t noticed we put down our 8 year old Tea Cup Poodle and now have a 250 Rottweiller.

Sparks

Now that’s missile navigation! Fire them all at once and hope one hits something.

HMC Ret

Yawn

Ineligible to serve

Send Madonna and Ashley Judd over there? But I thought we had a policy against engaging in torture. Come on, as bad as they are, the Iranians are still human beings!

A Proud Infidel®™

Hell, send ’em Jane Fonda, Rosie O’Doughnut, Babs Streisand, Lena Dunham and Whoopi Goldberg as well, didn’t all of them other than “Hanoi Jane” promise to leave the USA when President trump got elected?

Bill M

I say we let them have the bottom 20 feet of the Persian Gulf.

AW1Ed

A-la Operation Praying Mantis?

*place evil grin here*

http://www.navy.mil/ah_online/ftrStory.asp?id=73470

MustangCryppie

Oh, yeah. That would be sweet.

Stacy0311

President Trump just needs to send a Diplomatic Note (I think that’s the correct term)
“Dear Goat Humpers,
It’s nice to see that you are ‘testing’ missiles.
We don’t need to test ours. They all work.
Additionally, everybody knows you’re trying to develop nuclear weapons (don’t deny it, everybody knows).
We have been perfecting ours since the 1940s. Those original ones worked just fine (ask the Japanese sometime). And they’ve just got better with time.
Sincerely,
The Guy with the nuclear launch codes.
Donald J. Trump

Silentium Est Aureum

Or better yet:

“Need some missiles and warheads? We’ll be happy to give you some of ours if you ask.”

11b-mailclerk

Remember, delivery guaranteed in 45 minutes or its free!

A Proud Infidel®™

Or something like “WOULD YOU like to provoke us to the point where afterward your nation will be a glow-in-the-dark piece of land visible from outer space?”.

11b-mailclerk

Meh. you’ve been failing to impress us since Xerxes.

Sparks

And we say…Molon labe dipshits!

AW1Ed

“Our arrows will block out the sun”.

“Then we shall have our battle in the shade!”