Douglas Duane Dietrich; a crank

| December 3, 2016

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We talked about this crackpot, Douglas Duane Dietrich, back in September. He claimed to be a Desert Storm veteran and his records don’t support that. He had about three months of service and he was an entry level separation back in 1988, long before anyone had a thought about Desert Storm.

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So, apparently, in an attempt to credit himself he attempts to discredit us. Apparently, the story goes that veterans were going to lead a middle class uprising and the NSA, in response to that threat, created “This Ain’t Hell” to put veterans at each others’ throats in order to divide us and avoid the middle class uprising.

Apparently, we’re at the beck and call of Alex Jones. We’re also Holocaust deniers. I once had my picture taken at a book signing with Oliver North, so apparently I had something to do with the Iran Contra cover-up. There’s also a picture of me with Michelle Malkin on the internet, so I want to lock up Muslims in concentration camps.

But you can listen to the retardery beginning at 1:28:00 (that’s 1 hour and 28 minutes);

Of course, he is a big fan of Dan Bernath and speaks highly of Bernath’s legal efforts in Florida.

Dietrich can’t even tell the truth about his father’s career;

Douglas Duane Dietrich is a Naturalized American Citizen, born the son of a Caucasian American Sailor, George Joseph Henry Dietrich (b.1919–d.2007) in the Nationalist R.O.C. (Republic of China), as Reestablished on The Island of Formosa (Taiwan). His father retired from the U.S. Navy after thirty years of Duty covering Gunboat Patrol in the twilight years of Warlord China (circa 1936–1941); the proactive phase of American belligerency in World War II (circa 1941–1945); through The Korean Conflict (circa 1951–1953 and well into the establishment of American involvement in The Vietnam Counter-insurgency (circa 1961–1966; George Joseph Henry Dietrich ultimately sported no less than a dozen medals on the uniform at the time of his burial.

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His father spent the Second World War in New York state, the Korean War on the seaboard of the eastern US and during Vietnam, he was on the USS Midway in April 1964 while it was in port in Alameda, California. Midway did support the war in Vietnam, but not until March, 1965 while his father was stationed in San Francisco.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Jon The Mechanic

ThE CRazY AppEArS tO Be SPreADinG. wE mAY HavE TO nUKe it FroM oRBit, JUst tO bE SAfE.

Silentium Est Aureum

Yeah, the eyes do give away “teh crazee” bit.

He’ll fit right in with the DRG.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Lt. Hikaru Sulu called and he wants his mojo back … NOW!

Hack Stone

If TAH is part of NSA, how come they don’t sell This Ain’t Hell t-shirts and shot glasses at the NSA Gift shop on Ft. Meade?

Thomas Huxton

You have to ask, they keep them under the counter.

Robert

That’s funny

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

He does have it half right. We do use their routers on occasion to transmit our coded messages.

A Proud Infidel®™

Ain’t that where we allegedly got the PU2U2 SREYWAL code Q?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Does TAH Worldwide HQ have NSA t-shirts and shot glasses? Or is that something that will be coming out for next Christmas?

ex-OS2

Cocksucker.

2/17 Air Cav

Yes, but I hear he gives Green Stamps.

Hondo

(chuckle)

ex-OS2

“Hey Rosita, come quick, down at the cantina they’re giving green stamps with tequila!”

OlafTheTanker

Doug, we have a caller on line 3…. it’s Sourshoes, he said to tone it down a bit, you’re nutz.

Dave Hardin

I have always heard rumor that TSO was Deep Throat. Hondo is Bobby Fischer and API holds the Colonels secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices.

HMCS(FMF) ret

But, who has the sekrit recipe for Coca-Cola?

D.B. Cooper

Next you’ll be saying that you and Hondo know where I’ve been.

HMCS(FMF) ret

But,who is “DA MAN”???

Hondo

What I want to know is . . . “Who is Number One?”

jonp

Yeah, but how do you get the Caramel into a Caramilk Bar?

Forest Green

Fruit Loop; a bloated, soggy, flaccid Fruit Loop.

Rb325th

Batshit crazy, linking up with batshit crazy… they all need to be placed in heavily padded rooms for the duration of their miserable, insane lives.

Ex-PH2

This is what a bore this guy is.

https://youtu.be/DASDYM6nZDQ

The Other Whitey

Something about this guy’s picture just screams “child molester.”

MSG Eric

When he’s not doing podcasts, he is luring children into a panel van with candy.

ex-OS2

I was leaning towards circle jerk extraordinaire, but you nailed it TOW.

Sapper3307

The video is like listening DRG in Denys at 0130 hours deciding who goes behind the dumper first and who gets clean up detail.

A Proud Infidel®™

He DEFINITELY has “Meat Gazer’s Stare” look in his eyes. Not just that, he also looks like the type of creep one would see prowling a neighborhood in a windowless van! He’s also a fan of Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone? I bet he works wino ballsacks behind bus stops with the rest of the Dutch Rudder Gang!

Ret_25X

that’s his “I can see the future” stare. One can only shudder at what he sees in his future.

It seems certain to include a rubber chicken, weed eater and peach preserves.

Eden

Dear God! Teh crazee is strong in that one!

Green Thumb

I wonder if the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) has reached out to him concerning employment at APL?

Ex-344MP

I didn’t realize I was a trained assassin…….Do I get the cool cloak/jacket and hidden blades in the arms from supply or are they included in my TA50?

Sparks

Yes you do but you’ll have to sign for them.

HMCS(FMF) ret

In triplicate… everything is signed for in triplicate.

UpNorth

But, you can use a false name. As a matter of fact, you’re encouraged to use a false name.

26Limabeans

“ultimately sported no less than a dozen medals on the uniform at the time of his burial”

Yeah, because real veterans love to “sport” their medals.

MSG Eric

All I see when I look at my rack is “fuckin’ 65 dollars!”

I’m about a hair away from just wearing the Army Service Ribbon and leaving the rest on the shelf.

If there’s a conspiracy, it is the ribbon industry lobbying the Pentagon to give us a new medal every few months.

Sparks

I tried to listen. I really did. But his annoying, monotone voice was like a drill in my head.

Shitbag!

Keepin' It Real

I listened to the audio and I have to say: it’s all so clear to me now.

Bobo

I’m not sure how we are keeping veterans at each other’s throats when it seems like the only guys who get throttled regularly are the ones who claim to be veterans but aren’t. I don’t have a problem with any of you other bastards who post here regularly.

Silentium Est Aureum

Kinda like how nukes and coners are always at each others throats.

Oh, bad example?

And yeah, I guess according to the DRG, I’m some sort of noob who hasn’t been “jumped in” yet, cause I don’t have a patch, know the secret hand signals, or even have the wicked cool decoder ring. I mean, WTF, over?

26Limabeans

You have to send one of your fingers to Jonn to be fitted for the ring. He will mail it back to you with the software installed. Takes about two weeks.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Be sure to ask about the thought control implant… you need to contact TAH WHQ to schedule that appointment.

Don’t ask about the keys to the “C” Suite washrooms… nobody gets those keys.

HMCS(FMF) ret

If Danni-boi and QuEeFeRs had a love child….

Damn, the crazee is thermonuclear strong with the dude. Perfect member for the DRG, would probably love the “cocktails” and being the “pivot man” at the weekly meetings.

Hey, DOUGLAS DUANE DIETRICH…. back off the hourly alien anal probings, huffing plastic model glue and used tampons and seek some REAL MENTAL HEALTH CARE!

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe he DID get abducted by a UFO where they anal probed him so hard it gave him brain damage?

1610desig

They found that infinitely more fun than the usual cattle mutilations and leaving enigmatic signs in corn fields

1610desig

If Dr No had a queer son

Toasty Coastie

Listening to this Glittery Gargoyle makes my head spin….he’s got “Porn Creeper” written all over his “Thousand Yard Killer Stare”…

**Shiver** Ewwww……

A Proud Infidel®™

IMHO he looks like the type of creeper one would see prowling residential neighborhoods in a windowless van, knowhutimean?

rgr769

This is one crazee mofo. I think he has watched too much Anime porn and too many hours of Jimmy Janos’ videos. I love how he says catheter boi is a for real veetnam vet and lawer, and how TAH has victimized the fake CPO and other “veterans.” He appears to be a prospect for the DRG ladies’ auxillary, as he is clearly catcher material.

RM3(SS)

That look on his face says “my, that’s a big one!”

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

“Your Honor, we have just listened to the TAH portion of the podcast. We have no questions for the witness and we rest our case”.

Just An Old Dog

Whadafuq?
I listened to his rant on TAH. His theory is that if TAH didn’t exist the middle class would hire Veteran’s as assassins to kill Politicians and pin a note on them saying ” This is for wasting the Taxpayer’s money”.

jonp

“Apparently, we’re at the beck and call of Alex Jones. We’re also Holocaust deniers. I once had my picture taken at a book signing with Oliver North, so apparently I had something to do with the Iran Contra cover-up. There’s also a picture of me with Michelle Malkin on the internet, so I want to lock up Muslims in concentration camps.”

If you weren’t so sloppy meeting with your handlers in public like that he would never have found out about it. It’s all on you

C2Show

Pussy disabled comments and ratings…real secure guy right there.

jarhead

WTF? This clown claims HE had a stalker when dealing with his mother’s death (time 1:30:10) in the audio at top of page. Such charisma! Such a magnetic personality! He could easily become the overnight leader of the Pee Wee Herman Magic Hands Society which meets once weekly at a local pRon theater. BTW, it’s always BWOB (Bring your own blanket) to meetings.
Such a purdy boy, such purdy hair and lips. And he’s got the balls to call someone else insane!?!?!?!

Richard K Cole Jr

Dietrich calls himself a “peacock warrior”. he maintains his “purdyness” with the aid of a “reconstructive cosmetologist”. I have spent 4 months investigating this psycho and it has been a real hoot. After listening to hundreds of hours of his rants and more recently his slandering of myself, I can honestly say he is the craziest MF I have ever researched. His entire personae is a lie! His revision of history is all lies! I am convinced he is a communist/asian supremacist. He is also an idiot and he picked the wrong Marine to lie about and slander.