I think my dog’s a Democrat…
I found this little jewel of a music video in the comments over at American Thinker and immediately thought of you guys. And yes, you guys includes you, Ex-PH2, and the other distaff members of this forum. As I noted in another comment earlier today, Ol’ Poe hits the three-quarter century mark at midnight and I’m just too damned set in my ways to be politically correct. Anyway, this up and coming young country singer, Bryan Lewis, has real singing talent and a flair for lyrics:
And no, Dave Hardin, distaff does not denote someone who’s never served at battalion or higher headquarters.
Category: Politics
Funny song! Now you have me thinking about my dog too. She’s much the same except she does like to go for walks and fetch, so she’s willing to work – maybe she’s a moderate?
I think my cat
May be a democrat.
He was found in a ditch
By a policeman on patrol.
His baby momma dumped him
And fled like a silly bitch
And the cost of bringing him up
Has left a giant hole
In my pockets.
That’s why I think my cat’s a democrat.
Thanks, Poe.
ROFL!
That’s a good’n.
That’s the funniest fucking thing I have seen in ages! And, I say this looking at 2 dogs and 2 cats waiting on me to feed them and clean up their shit.
Hey Claw! Scooby fits the profile here too!
Yep, the Scoob Meister kinda does. Thumb’s dog too.
Happy Birthday to ya Poe. May you have many, many more.
Side Note – Today would have been my baby brother’s 63rd birthday. May he RIP.
Yeah but I have seen the Stately Claw Manor grounds and Thumb’s dog could reek havoc there. That’s why we didn’t bring Bruno, the 125# choc lab to the manor. He and Thumb’s dog could have laid down some serious Obama.
Ha I know my dogs a Democrat that fucker is still digging holes!!
BRAVO! That video and song are outstanding!
Happy Birthday Poetrooper, even if it’s a few hours early.
Happy Birthday, Poetrooper, and many, many more!
My cat is a benevolent despot. I think. ?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Poetrooper !!!!!!!!!
manymore to go !!!!!!!
Me and da Boss LOVE this song ! ! ! ! ! her bother sent it to us about a month ago or so, and I posted a link to it a few weeks ago on Twitter and FB…. LMAO !!!!
most of my leftists friends hate the song for some reason
Happy Birthday, Poe!
Many happy returns of the day, Poe! Here’s to the next 3/4 century!
Happy Birthday, Poetrooper, you Old Farte!
May you live long enough to spit into the wind and duck when it spits back.
A buddy out in Guam just sent me an email explaining that, theoretically, if I run in a circle at 298 km per second, I should be able to catch up with and screw myself.
He suggests however that due to my age, I probably should just take the easier path and vote Democrat.
Happy Birthday!!! I had my dog watching me for the whole song. He’s obviously a moderate, because he’s useful: He makes me play fetch and he warms my feet. Unionizing the cat, however, has not gone well.
So this patient is in cardiac ICU, close to death, in desperate need of a heart transplant. He has hours to live without a transplant. The man also happens to be a high-ranking member of the State Republican Party, and is on a first-name basis with the governor.
The doctor comes in, all smiles, and tells the patient he has good news and bad news. He asks which the patient would like to hear first, the good or bad news.
The patient says he wants the good news first. The doctor tell him a donor heart has been found and is being airlifted to the hospital as they speak. It seems the donor heart is from a man who died in an automobile accident and who died at the scene.
The patient says that is so sad, but he’s blessed to be receiving a heart. He asks what is the bad news.
The doctor says, well, I know you’re a staunch Republican and conservative, and the donor heart is from a liberal.
The patient asks how can that be known? The doctor says the donor patient’s body was pulled from a wrecked Volvo.
That’s funny, I didn’t know Republicans had hearts to begin with.
*SCNR* I’ll see myself out now.
Happy B_Day, Poetrooper.
Happy Birthday Poe.
A suggestion- don’t buy any green bananas.