Weekend Open Thread

| April 10, 2026 | 61 Comments

A Democrat house candidate in Georgia did not hold back on her opinions about Trump supporters and Internet access. Despite arguing that everybody should have their votes and voices heard, Suzanna Karatassos advocated restrictions for one group. Karatassos felt that those who voted for President Donald Trump three times should be unable to post on social media and lose their internet access for four years. If the Democrats would not need to shut their opposition down if they had a valid argument. Enjoy your weekend! 

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Commissioner Wretched

First!

jeff LPH 3 63-66

CONG-RATS CW

ChipNASA

Happy splash down there CW!!

I was a little preoccupied.

Praying

Hack Stone

Some of us have jobs.

Commissioner Wretched

I’m actually at work.

Graybeard

You’re at work with access to a computer.
I was at work with access to a guitar and a mandolin.
We are not the same.

Skivvy Stacker

Oh come on…you’re retarded…excuse me…retired.

Graybeard

Guilty as charged, y’honor.
‘Ceptin’ my post-retirement income from teaching guitar or mandolin to some pretty neat kids who deserve a better instructor.

They warned me that I’d be busier after I retired – so yeah, “retarded” is accurate!

Commissioner Wretched

Retired from teaching, yes.

Retired from newspaper editing, radio news, and tour guiding at the Wild Animal Safari … never!

26Limabeans

And it’s payday to boot.
Congrats Commissioner.

Hack Stone

Payday is always tomorrow when you are a Director of Media relations for a proud but humble woman owned business that doesn’t pay their bills.

A Proud Infidel®™

Have they ever found Elaine Ricci? Bless her heart.

Commissioner Wretched

Yes! Two weeks in a row!! Glad I got the throne room cleaned up! Come on on and set a spell, take yer shoes off. Victuals and class-A beverages for all! Some trivia? Sure!

DID YOU KNOW…?
Did a baseball star and the actor who played him in a movie have a previous connection in their lives?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2026

So, how did you do?

Last week was the annual April Fool edition of this silly column, wherein I set three items that were totally false, and you had to figure out which ones they were. You probably said, “He’ll just tell me next week,” and went on with your day.

You were right; I will tell you. The incorrect ones were:

  1. The liter was not named after a person. The story about Claude Èmile Jean-Baptist Litre was created in 1978 by a student at the University of Waterloo – to justify using a capital “L” to denote the unit of measurement.
  2. Bagpipes are not a Scottish invention. Instruments similar to the pipes have been recorded in Middle Eastern nations during the earliest part of the modern era, long before they arrived in Scotland.
  3. The Morse code for “SOS” does not mean anything specific. It’s simply three dots, three dashes, and three dots, and very quick and easy to send repeatedly.

And yes, as silly as it sounds, the one about Pistols ‘n Petticoats is a real item, not a gag.

I hope you got them all! Now get this …

Did you know …

… why fishermen in the Gulf of Mexico were upset with McDonald’s™? Up until 1984, the popular restaurant chain offered straws for beverages in yellow and red. That year, they changed the color scheme to yellow and brown, and that’s what upset the fishermen. The older colors made great bait for Spanish mackerel. According to Mental Floss, fishermen noted that a single straw could last for three lures, and could catch five times as many fish as any other tool. (It helps if they use a Filet-O-Fish™ as bait.)

Commissioner Wretched

… you might have created a paraph? At least once, anyway. A paraph is a flourish at the end of your signature. It is said that they originated as a check against forgery. (And they looked really keen, too!)

… many performers insure parts of their bodies? For example, actress Julia Roberts (born 1967) has insured her smile for $30 million. Singer Mariah Carey (born 1970) has her legs insured for $35 million. Dolly Parton (born 1946) has had her bosom insured for $600,000. And it’s not a new practice, either. Bette Davis (1908-1989) had her waist insured for $28,000; Jimmy Durante (1893-1980) had his famous nose insured for $50,000; and Jennifer Lopez (born 1969) has had her backside insured for $300 million. (I’d love to know what the premiums on such policies are, wouldn’t you?)

… a baseball star and the actor who played him in a movie had a previous connection in their lives? In 1925, New York Yankees baseball star Babe Ruth (1895-1948) became ill with a stomach condition that many believed at the time was caused by an excessive consumption of hot dogs and soda, provided mainly by the team’s batboy, William Bendix (1906-1964). Rumor had it that Bendix brought Ruth 30 hot dogs and 12 bottles of soda, rendering him unable to play that day – or any day for several weeks. The Yankees fired Bendix as a batboy after Ruth took ill, but today it is known that Ruth had an intestinal abscess, and that was what kept him out of the lineup. Twenty-three years later, Bendix – who went on to become an award-winning actor – would portray Ruth in the movie The Babe Ruth Story. Additional trivia note: At the time the movie premiered, Ruth – who had wanted to star in it himself – was dying of cancer. He reportedly saw the movie but became uncomfortable and left before it was over. Bendix’ portrayal of Ruth was variously called “dreadful,” “amateurish” and “wrong from start to finish.”

Commissioner Wretched

The Babe Ruth bit was long already, but I did want to add this: when they were filming The Babe Ruth Story, they asked Charlie Root – the pitcher for the Cubs who gave up the alleged “Called Shot” home run in the 1932 World Series – to play himself in that scene. He agreed, on the sole proviso that Ruth not be shown pointing to center field, which Root said all his life the Bambino did not do. The producers refused, and Root did not appear in the film.

Commissioner Wretched

… the composer of the Confederacy’s “song” was from the North? Daniel Decatur Emmett (1815-1904) composed the song “Dixie” – or to use its full title, “Dixie’s Land” – in 1859. Emmett was born and raised in Mount Vernon, Ohio, which remained loyal to the Union during the Civil War. It was said that the songwriter was disgusted by the popularity of the song in the Confederacy. (You would think he’d have been happy about the royalties, though.)

… none of the members of the Beatles could read music? All four – John Lennon (1940-1980), Paul McCartney (born 1942), George Harrison (1943-2001) and Ringo Starr (born 1940) – were able to play guitar, piano and drums very well, but never learned to read music. (But they loved you, yeah yeah yeah.)

… timing really is everything? Actor and rapper Will Smith (born 1968) was in debt to the Internal Revenue Service for some $2.8 million and was on the verge of declaring bankruptcy when he was signed to star in a new comedy series, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, for NBC. Smith had already had many of his possessions taken by the IRS and what income he was making from his rap music was being garnished when the 1990 deal to star in the series was reached.

Commissioner Wretched

… the person who would be Emperor of Korea had a very menial job? Yi Won (born 1962) is the great-grandson of Gojong (1852-1919), the first Emperor of Korea, and is head of the Imperial House of Yi. Until 2005, Yi was general manager of Hyundai Home Shopping in Seoul. Active in the drive to restore at least a constitutional monarchy in Korea, Yi would be Emperor of both North and South Korea if the effort is successful, though the North Koreans would not recognize his position. The actual Korean Empire was abolished in 1910 when Korea was basically annexed by Japan. (Good luck, Your Majesty!)

… croissants are not from France? True, the name “croissant” means crescent in French, and the rolls are shaped like crescents, but the flaky roll actually was invented in Vienna, Austria. (How nice!)

Now … you know!

Dennis - not chevy

I’ve read Austrian bakers created croissants to celebrate the victory over the Ottoman Empire at the 1683 Siege of Vienna. I wonder if some folks will complain that croissants are an insult and should be banned.

Mason

I’ve been meaning to write a VF piece about the Siege of Vienna. Maybe this can finally motivate me. 🙂

Odie

Croissants will motivate just about anybody.

Skivvy Stacker

I knew all of those things…because I am expessially smrt…excuse me…SMART.

E.

We know you is! 😉

Odie

4th? The best I’ve done in a while.

Odie

And missed first by about 8 minutes.

Jason

dang. #11 again

SFC D

Present! And here for your entertainment, a bit of epic Naval
uniform modification. This man is my new hero.

https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/04/09/pentagon-takes-down-photo-of-sailor-wearing-save-the-big-booty-venezuelans-patch-n2426977

jeff LPH 3 63-66

I saw that patch yesterday or today but I don’t remember if it was in Army, Navy, Marine Corps Times or the Mil Times daily Brief..I don’t .Remember reminds me of “Remember Then”
by the Bronx Earls 1962 on the Old Town Label

26Limabeans

I thought I was losing my memory but then you helped
me remember where I put it.
https://youtu.be/Rgqzb-u6Q0c

jeff LPH 3 63-66

I agree, I can’t remember anything, last week I forgot the Alamo. REMEMBER THE ALAMO.
Great group, At Work, I was singing with 3 other guys and when I hit the high note, one of the guys tells me that the hair stood up on his arm…

Graybeard

I do not know why, but Venezuelan girls were known for their beauty even when I was there as a kid in 1969.

SFC D

Especially that Matilda chick. Matilda, she take me money and run Venezuela.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Does Matilda Waltz???

SFC D

Yes, but in a different country.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

FIRST SIXTEENTH

A Proud Infidel®™

TOP twenty, present and unaccountable as I award myself yet another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Amateur Historian

Angry Cops: PFC Brewer who is moslem??? Goddammit, they’re stealing our names too!

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A Proud Infidel®™

That Heifer is a prime candidate for a Chapter 13!

SFC D

She’s the example of “Army wide”.

A Proud Infidel®™

Also a fine example of a “Recruiter’s quota”!

Anonymous

Her next career move:
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Sapper3307

Happy weekend!

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Skivvy Stacker

Wat da fuk?????

Anonymous

African Giant Pouched Rat… usually a pet or a deminer’s working animal in these circumstances.

Graybeard

Unaccountably present.

Y’all have a great weekend – without adding anything to the safety brief. (That means don’t get caught.)

A Proud Infidel®™

Things like:
DO NOT get arrested, but if you do, establish dominance ASAP while in lockup, and DON’T expect bailout until after PT Monday morning.
DO NOT pet stray dogs.
NO playing with power tools after drinking, this includes the floor buffers in the barracks.
DO NOT piss on electric fences.

SFC D

Do not add to or subtract from the population.

Sivvy Stacker

Been there, done that…I mean I wasn’t there at the time, didn’t have anything to do with it, and I’m pretty sure she was over 18….

Anonymous

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A Proud Infidel®™

SOJU, the liquid Article 15!

Dennis - not chevy

SOJU mixed with Oscar for those times when you’re mad at your liver.

SFC D

Not that nasty peach shit! Takes 4 days to brush that off your teeth!

Dennis - not chevy

I hadn’t been to Korea for a few months so I asked a buddy to pick up some peach oscar on his next trip to Korea. He did but I never got the chance to drink it; the caps blew off while the oscar was aging in my closet.

Drinking the peach oscar was bad enough, but to import it? What was wrong with me back then?

GD_Contractor

I just read on X that Iran has added another condition to their list of demands:

#11: “All Americans shall be exempt from paying property taxes on real estate they own in the United States.”

trying to confirm….anyone else heard of it?

Skivvy Stacker

Haven’t heard of it…but I’m in favor of it

ChipNASA

SPLASHDOWN!!!

Successful return of the Artemis II capsule and crew.

Thank God, the heat shield held, and the spacecraft floated and the boats got there in time

SFC D

This is kinda like reliving a great part of my childhood.

Sapper3307

I really like this.

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MustangCPT

Is that an M203 attached to an M302?

When you don’t have a Mark 19 and a single grenade just won’t do…this looks like something an Engineer would do because, why not?🤣

rgr769

That is an H&K MP-5 sub-gun w/ suppressor and an attached M203 grenade launcher, but I fail to see the relevance of the crowbar or glasses.

Hack Stone

The Chinese Communist Party must be mighty pissed off right now. All that time, money and Fang Fang poontang wasted on an candidate who will not be Governor. Maybe they should direct their attention to Katie Porter, who has a killer mashed potato recipe for any potluck dinner.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/eric-swalwell-exits-california-governor-race-apologizing-past-judgment-while-denying-claims

rgr769

Welp, at least the Commiefornians won’t have Fartswell stinking up the governor’s office. But it is too late to remove him from the ballot, so he may still take some votes from those other D-rat crooks and grifters.