Wrong Restaurant, Apparently
I’m old enough to remember the “Cola Wars”, but this is ridiculous. Headline says it all:
Ronald McDonald shot at NC Sonic
(smile)
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You just make this shit up…..
Hell, you can’t get loyal employees anymore!!
*sigh*….
“don’t”
Were the shooters these two smartasses who are sitting in the car and yukking it up on every single Sonic commercial on TV?
http://www.adrants.com/images/sonic_two_guys_back.jpg
I heard Burger King came to his aid and provided direct pressure on wound ’til EMT’s arrived.
And Wendy just stood there and screamed, while Colonel Sanders dialed 911.
MAYBE he shot Ronald for whipping his Quarter Pounder out in front of his girlfriend thinking about Wendy’s “Soft and Juicy”? I heard that Burger king got arrested for doing that with his Whopper. Wendy doesn’t care for that stuff, I guess that’s why she’s dating Mr. Softee.
Proud, it is always a joy to see your posts! Mayhap the King was gonna grill his hot dog? The prospect made him grimace, one expects.
GOOD ONE, I give it a THREE Coconut rating!
And Ronald’s ongoing feud with the Hamburglar heats up.
Did he Grimace in front of Mayor McCheese after it happened?
GaaaaaHEY!
Was this an argument over rights to the throne of the Burger King?
Can I get fries with this story?
Somehow I think this all goes a lot deeper than what is being reported.
I’m thinking it all stems from a fatal three-way love affair between Ronald, Katie the Karhop, and the Domino’s Pizza Noid.
So stay tuned for updates as the story unfolds, and remember “Avoid the Noid.”.
I believe that Jimmy John may also be involved.
That happened fast, scary fast….
I’m thinking somehow Frank Booth and Dorothy are mixed up in this.
That Burger King dude is creepy. I think he’s a tickle monster and should be shot on sight.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F8TanFta_MU/UG82WG87Q-I/AAAAAAAAFgQ/CzRZyDOfojc/s1600/shining.gif
Jared the Subway Boy unavailable for comment.
For a number of years, apparently.
From what I understand, Jared will be on the receiving end of a “Footlong” diet until at least 2029.
Black Forest Ham…
He’s the new Dairy Queen…
Is it open thread time already?
Meanwhile Dairy Queen was knocked up because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper
BK was “In-n-Out” of DQ?
I miss the days of the bumper stickers which were “slightly altered” to read, “In N Out Urge”…
What did she expect? After all, she should have been content with her own foot long. But no, she just HAD to get her hands on a Whopper. We can only hope she keeps her little mini burgers away from Jared.
It gets worse. Pappa John’s son, Long John Silver, rode the Subway along with his Pizza Hut Slut to get in a game of Dominoes with these Five Guys. Meanwhile his friend, Captain D, who had paid for a steak, received a Chick Filet instead. He was pissed, and threw it into a Cracker Barrel, which already had a bunch of smoldering hot Chilis in it. His Mexican friend Taco Bell jumped to the rescue by saying, “I Hop”. That is, until an engine from Firehouse Subs arrived. TGI Friday!
Damn, these conversations get crazier by the minute!!!!
And where was Ruby Tuesday in all this?
She and her escort de jour were having appetizers at the Golden Corral, then it was off to Denny’s and Perkins for the main meals, topped off by some SOS and coffee at o-dark-thirty at the Waffle House.
OK, you went there. Good bye, Ruby Tuesday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a00_tPLcE_g
Still I’m gonna miss you…
*smile*
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Was this supposed to be a “Feel Good Story”?
Meanwhile one of the owners of Firehouse Subs, a NY based company started by some local hardcore firefighters said, “I hope they all kill each other, so we can double our franchise to 1,800 nationwide”.
Actually, Firehouse Subs is a Jacksonville Fl based chain, started by hardcore Jax Firefighters. Otherwise, it’s probably an accurate quote
?
I wouldn’t mind. They make damn good subs.
This whole thread has gone high and right- thanks for the grins TAH bros and lionesses!
!smile!
Turf War’s are getting out of hand.
So the restaurant wars that were mentioned in Demolition Man are happening?
All restaurants are now Taco Bell. Be well
The victors of the Fast Food War.
Hey, is Jack still in the Box?