Fatass Fuhrer’s Proxy Phallus Fails – Redux

| May 31, 2016

Remember about six weeks ago, when North Korea attempted to test-fire their new “Musudan” IRBM in honor of the 104th birthday of North Korea’s “eternal president”, Kim Il-Sung?  Remember that the test was reportedly a failure?

Well, it appears that the “fine, stalwart engineers” in NorK-Land’s missile development program gave it another go again yesterday. And, like before:  the latest test was also a failure.

I really would not want to be one of the folks on the Musudan’s design team – or someone assigned to the assembly team for this latest test, either.

No word on who ND:tBF, AKA Fatboy Kim AKA the Dork of NorK AKA Ementaller-boi, will have executed this time around because of the failure.  There’s also no word what new and novel means of execution he’ll decree this time.  But you know it’s going to happen – he has to soothe his massive bulk’s irritated nerves somehow.

And in the interim between now and the executions, I’m guessing he’ll be consuming many kilograms of Ementaller.

Category: North Korea

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Skippy

Before long there won’t be anyone left to blame…

Ex-PH2

That is SO cheesey. You left out Fatty Kim da T’ird.

I thought Da CheeseKing was developing a hydrogen bomb or something? Some announcement about it was in the news a few weeks ago. I would assume it was meant to rattle our cage doors.

Here’s a picture of one, in case he’s reading this website:

https://youtu.be/4b3y_LUfnRA

Cheese Eater McBlobFish

I let out a hydrogen bomb of a fart after I ate a 7 pound block of cheese. It has already been done. They saw my cheese fart from the International Space Station. Chuck Norris is working to top that, prepare for Armageddon.

Cheese,
Dennis Howard Chevalier
Denny H Chevalier

Frankie Cee "In the clear"

Speaking of the Cheese eater, did y’all know that he has married the latest of the fools that he has met?

Ex-PH2

OH, somebody say something to her before it’s too late! Something like ‘RUN!’

Dave Hardin

She was warned, several ex-wives and one or three from around here gave it a shot. The woman does not seem to be in contact with much family or friends.

Isolation is always a concern. Abusers depend on it to control their spouse.

I use cheap wine and chocolate.

Just An Old Dog

Pretty sure any woman who has access to the internet can see what a piece of shit Chevalier is. I had a nice conversation a few months back with a lady who he tried to catfish.
She met him once and the alarm bells went off.
He told her he couldnt meet in one place because he was in charge of an ongoing murder investigation there.
He also told her he was a lieutenant in charge of a 12 man detail that wore full body armor and carried fully automatic weapons while guarding ATM technicians.
I gave her some of the links to here and we had a good laugh.
It’s unfortunate he is still able to troll for victims.

Ex-PH2

I keep hoping he will meet up with some woman who is looking for a quick life insurance payoff.

Perry Gaskill

It also helps if you have a puppy, Dave.

Semper Fido

UpNorth

Lil Kim will probably have the scientists or assemblers placed in front of a lashed-down rocket engine, and burn them to nothingness.

2/17 Air Cav

Nice. I like your creativity, UpNorth. When I set up my world, you are in charge of executions.

Ex-PH2

Oh, but I wanted to be the Lord High Executioner.

You promised….! (Sniff…)

https://youtu.be/jb8o0MMyfDA

2/17 Air Cav

Sorry, Ex-, but I need the court photog to capture the NORK Burn. Do you do videos too or only stills?

Ex-PH2

Well, with the right equipment and an appropriate bribe, I could do videos.

Frankie Cee "In the clear"

While he stands behind it, to observe the action? Back in the day, the Norks captured a 106 recoilless rifle and the stood behind it, “to be safe”, when it was test fired. They aren’t the swiftest on the planet.

HMC Ret

The only involvement I would want with this fiasco would be to push the launch button. Even then I would want to be an anonymous volunteer.

Dave Hardin

Didn’t our dear leader William Jefferson Clinton kinda kick start their nuclear program back in his day?

I seem to remember that was part of his foreign policy program.

I think the Pig Eyed Prince is not really the president too. Isn’t his dead grandfather still the President?

Doesn’t the make Noth Korea a Necrocracy?

Bryan Woodman

So, how bad of a failure was it? Was it as classic of a failure as the early launches of the Nazi V2 rocket? (Some of them barely cleared the launch pad before wildly skewing or sinking or. . . and then gloriously exploding)

Hack Stone

It probably failed due to faulty software purchased from a proud woman owned company in Bethesda MD.

Bryan Woodman

I thought it was a Proud Woman Owned Company in Canadia. You know, the same one who is a friend (really? shudder. . . ) of Moochelle, and did the OS for ObamaCare.

Hack Stone

Nope. If you have been around here for a while, say the last three years as of June, you would be familiar “as to” who I am referring to. Friends don’t let friends commit career self-murder on the Internet. Of course, if you have no friends….

Bryan Woodman

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

B Woodman

Ahhhh, THAT Proud Woman Owned Company in the People’s Republik of Maryland. Got’cha.

Hack Stone

Yep, in my heart, Elaine Ricci will always be the President.

Aysel

I wonder how she’s doing…

HMCS(FMF) ret.

AS TO that company, any word on a certain “executive” who is being sued? Has he, or his hired minions, ever found Elaine Ricci?

I’ll never get over Elaine Ricci and Macho Grande…

Hack Stone

Case No.: 060200196492015
Date:05/16/2016
Comment:TRIL;07062016;0800A;02;SRNW;BY CLK;PREV SET ON 03222016

Save the date. I hired a 1980’s tribute band to play at the tailgate party in the courthouse parking lot. You may have heard of them, Spandex Ballet.

Frankie Cee "In the clear"

“05/16/2016”? Um, I missed the party, again.

Hack Stone

Next matchup is 08:00 on July 6. He is really dragging it out. The website gives the impression that they generate billions of dollars, and he doesn’t have $8000 to pay one of the companies providing him service. He has a whole month and change to make it to Goodwill and acquire another $5 business suit.

Ex-PH2

Is that wife of his still working?

Just An Old Dog

Perhaps they outsourced the fueling to a certain discraced, soon-to-be-disbarred “lawer” who fled the North West recently.

CCO

Assuming the rocket engineers haven’t already been executed, they may have learned something. NASA and the Russians (and the Germans and probably everybody else) blew up a lot of rockets before they got it right, then changed the design, got it wrong and then got it right again.

In other words, in the long run this isn’t good news for our side–if the highly pampered prince of the starving masses can be persuaded to be patient.

Bryan Woodman

Patient? ND:tBF? Who writes your comedy material?

CCO

Hey, you never know; there’s one or two people that we know of that have been hit by meteors and survived.

(And I like the stuff I’ve found in mayonnaise jars on Funk & Wagnell’s front porch.)

W2

You got it right CCO. “Build a little, test a little, learn a lot.” That’s a quote from ADM Wayne E Meyer, father of the AEGIS combat system used by the navy. Every time one of these blow up the NorK’s are undoubtedly learning from their mistakes. They’ll eventually either get it right, or buy what they need to get it right once they find out what that is. The real question to ask is “does the US, Japan and South Korea have a plan to deal with the eventual successful launch and eventual deployment of this weapon system (other that sorteeing all the KONGO class and DDG51 class BMD ships all the time)? Based on a feckless US foreign policy the last 7 or so years, I’d bet we got nothing worthwhile.

Thomas Huxton

Soon, the Nork scientists will reverse engineer a hobby drone and upgrade/ upsize to carry 10 pound loads a distance of five miles. “SUCCESS”.

GDContractor

Dennis Chevyliar reverse engineered a Crown Vic. It was so good it got him a N. Texas BOLO!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Anyone know how the Blobfish is doing? Still playing Paul Blart at the local strip mall? Is he still looking for wife #10, or is it #11?

Frankie Cee "In the clear"

As I commented above, he has recently remarried. Poor girl. She must have had some financial assets, or a fistful of Cheese futures.

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe Tubbly little Kimchi Kim Jong Un will one day launch a missile that actually stays in the air? In the meantime:

Johnny Wapiti

I got nothing to add to this but the fact that the title of this piece, “Fatass Fuhrer’s Proxy Phallus Fails – Redux” made me laugh my ass off more than once. Thanks for the much needed laugh!

Semper Idem

Interesting that Hondo gives ND:tBF Hitler’s title. Although I condemn Hitler’s crimes against humanity as much as anyone, I should point out that at least Hitler had some discipline about him. Old cheese-boy is nothing more than the special needs fat kid who eats his own boogers and licks the windows on the short bus.