What Will ND:tBF Think of Next?
Well, Emmentaler aficionado and pettty tyrant Fatboy Kim* – AKA “ND:tBF” and the “Dork of NorK”– is at it again. He’s got a Brand New Idea that will enhance the lives of his people.
His Brand New Idea is – establish a New Time Zone!!!!
That’s right, folks. As of next week, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea will return to the Korean time zone of 1908 – offset by one-half hour from its current time. Currently, both Koreas use the same time zone as Japan.
South Korea tried that from 1954-1961. But they found no real benefit, so they went back to the same time zone as Japan uses. They’re not changing next week.
But ND:tBF will make this work out for the DPRK. It will undoubtedly dramatically improve the daily lives of his people! All hail the Glorious Leader!!!!
*Author’s Note: in case anyone was wondering about the nickname “Fatboy Kim” for ND:tBF, that’s because it’s rather descriptive – and it’s also my theory that this must be that freaking narcissist’s favorite song.
I’m guessing no one has yet pointed out to the Dork of NorK that the song wasn’t written to paean him – though thousands if not millions would truly love to do the latter. Maybe that’s because they want to keep breathing.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", North Korea
Oh, here we go.
The SouthK peeps call him Fatty Kim III. I would say ‘da t’ird’ because the Irish drop their ‘h’ in ‘th’.
So Fatty Kim from Norkiland says it’s 10:25 instead of 10:55, it’s his time zone, right? Is he going to change the names of the days of the week, too? Waiting breathlessly for that part.
Why not? Nothing like being out of [phase with the rest of the world. And they do seem to have considerable experience with that.
Da t’ird – you’re close. Change it to “da t’urd”, and you’d be spot on.
“Is he going to change the names of the days of the week, too?”
The Frogs tried that (and a whole lot more) in the aftermath of the French revolution. Can’t say that it worked out any better for them then it will for Fatty Kim Da T’urd.
“We are now landing in Pyongyang – please set your watches back 107 years”
When I heard that A’stan had a 1/2 hour offset I didn’t believe it. Then I got there, and believed it… and I witnessed some Afgan citizens do some epic moronic shit on an almost daily basis.
1/2 hour offset fro the rest of the world? Yeah, NK is in good company.
Obviously ‘lil Kim McCheesemunch didn’t think his little hermit fiefdom was bass-ackward enough already, so he decided to do something about it!! I assume that from here on, anyone in Norkieland caught with a clock or watch set on the old time will either be executed or “reeducated”.
But…but…just think of how much they’ll save on their electric bill!
Oh wait, none of the poor bastards have electricity.
What, no NORK calendar, where he could replace Saturdays and Sundays with, oh, Monday 1, Monday 2, and Monday 3?
That would be Kimday 1, Kimday 2, and so on.
Imagine the pin-up pictures…
Pass the mind bleach . . . .
They don’t even go by the same year as the rest of the world, they go by the “Juche” year, zero being the year that the fat little cheesemuncher’s Grandfather first took over, or rather was installed by Stalin (Kim Il Sung fled to Siberia during WWII, and many historians say THAT is where Kim Jong [mentally] Ill was born.)
I have to deal with this shite very day — the entire nation of India is offset by 30 minutes. They are nine and one half hours east of the Eastern time zone.
Imagine meetings at the DMZ, who will show up late?
I think that we should arrange all official meetings at minutes evenly divisible by 1.85.
Oh, that is friggin’ great!
That means we will get one more hour of this crap like this:
This is the only thing I thought of when I saw the above video.
The greatest moment in cinematic history!
He who lives by the sword…gets shot.
Do we have to watch them breaking cement?