ND:tBF Fires More Senior Officials
Well, the Dork of NorK – AKA Emmentaler-Boi, “Fatboy Kim”, and “ND:tBF” – is in the news again.
Since last week, North and South Korea have reached an agreement to reduce tensions on their DMZ. Those tensions had led to a recent exchange of artillery fire across the DMZ.
North Korea expressed “regret” at the wounding of two South Korean soldiers by a landmine (almost certainly planted by North Korea, but unacknowledged by the North). In turn, South Korea stopped loudspeaker propaganda broadcasts across the DMZ that it had resumed recently.
This output reportedly “pleased” ‘Lil Kim. Accordingly, he showed his approval by firing several senior North Korean defense officials.
Specifically, he fired several members of North Korea’s Central Military Commission. That body had handled the recent confrontation with South Korea.
Apparently Emmentaler-Boi was “displeased” because the situation didn’t turn out as expected. I guess he thought the ROK government would cower or grovel instead of fighting back when the North lobbed a shell or two across the DMZ. So he fired those who handled the confrontation on his behalf.
Either that, or he was totally clueless beforehand that his military planned something that damn near started a war, and was p!ssed when he found out what had happened. Choose which of the two you want to believe. I’m opting for him using the fired Central Military Commission people as scapegoats – with possibly a bit of political payback/”internal show of strength”/put his own guys in key places added. But I could be wrong.
No word yet on when the fired officials’ executions will be held. There’s also no indication what new, novel, and inhumane method will be used this time.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", North Korea
Fired……with a 23 mm?
Or with a landmine
You gotta admit…..the HR people handing out pinkslips are a pretty tough group over there….
They really are pink over there. Tough employer.
Fired? Did he use anti-aircraft artillery to fire them? Details, please!
Being fired is just step one of a two step process:
1. Fired.
2. Killed: fed to starving dogs; firing squad; forced to shoot self; thrown off ship at sea; burned alive; electricuted with DC; and or another feel good way to die.
Two of them will be locked in a room that has a gun and one bullet. The speakers will play Obama’s speeches until a shot is heard.
…North Korean regrets: “We’re sorry it happened, we swear to Dear Leader it’ll never happen again, and next time we’ll get more of you.”
Mike
Hey! Fatboy! You’re gettin’ lazy over there in Norkiland! Your old man would have fired 10 upper-uppers for MISSING and NOT FIRING ENOUGH shells across the DMZ. You just can’t measure up to your old man, can you, buttface?
Just out of curiosity, is that your real hair? That is SOOOOO 1950s Harley rat!
Hey lay off The Boy Wonder. He hasn’t gotten through half of his fathers porn stash yet. He’s too busy for this shit
Well, they won’t have to worry about updating their resumes…
AAAAAH so, poool rittre Kim-boy going to get even ronerier each day!
The most frightening message in the NORK military is, “Congratulations, comrade, you have been promoted.”
To paraphrase that american Bard, Mark Twain, “When Little Kim discharges a man, the report can be heard for miles.”
Minus the executions, of course, this is more or less what happened at All-Points Logistics when their CEO, Phony Phil Monkress, was outed on his fake military, Native American and LEO claims.
He cut loose his “turds of war” who in turn royally fucked Phony Phil over. Communication halted across the board. Calls went unreturned. When employees were asked about Phony Phil, they said “who?” Not to mention all of those that jumped ship. They in turn were replaced with another group of turds (who now comprise his senior staff) whose ethical and moral compasses could be bought with cold, hard and “earned” taxpayer cash.
Funny how things like this work.