Tuesday morning feel good stories
Slim pickin’s this morning. I guess crime, vigilantism or journalism took a day off, too.
In Washington, DC, an off duty cop saw a guy leaving a Giants grocery story with a back pack full of crabs, so he stopped the fellow. The thief presented the officer with the sight of his gun, so the officer shot the criminal who was taken to the hospital in critical condition. There’s no word on the status of the crabs.
Category: Feel Good Stories
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
The crabs were taken to the station as evidence.
After all possible forensic evidence was gathered, the crabs were disposed of — with drawn butter.
Again, it’s a good thing that the criminal was engaged by an off duty LEO in DC. Otherwise, the criminal would have been the only one with a gun.
When seconds count, the police are minutes away. Sometimes the Law of Averages catches up with you….
This will make the medical Journals; the worlds first fatal case of crabs.
=snicker=
Damn, You stole my Joke!!!!
A backpack full of crabs?
At first I thought I read that the perp HAD crabs and got a shot for them.
God, I need more coffee before reading TAH.
None of you understand the REAL importance of this.
That misunderstood soul was on his way to liberating the crabs by dropping them into the Potomac, where they would latch onto a Coast Guard cutter’s barnacles and get a free ride to the Chesapeake Bay!
CRABS’ LIVES MATTER!
I can’t believe ya went there, hon. 😉
The store manager had earlier refused to let a trans-gendered person us the women’s bathroom. Then a man gets grabs while in the store and is shot for packing heat.
I have to call bullshit on this. This is reported to have happened in D.C.
First of all, D.C. is a haven for libtards. There are laws that protect people with a penis so they may go pee pee in just about any room and it doesn’t matter if the have crabs or not.
Secondly, the law there forbids people with or without a penis from carrying a gun. Being shot for having crabs in your package seems like a hate crime to me.
Besides, if you are looking for some trans-gendered person packing a big gun of course you would go into a place called Giant.
The crabs have lost their legs so they ain’t doing too hot.
Well, there’s this story from NYC. Bad guy breaks into apartment; beats and strips the lady of the house; she gets free and calls her husband on the phone. He catches the guy in the hallway and beats him to death. Since it’s New York (and they don’t take nobody’s word for nothin’), he gets arrested for manslaughter. See http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-beats-wifes-alleged-attacker-to-death-police-say/.
Hopefully, their story checks out and the charges will get dropped.
unlike the lady whose husband was fatally shot who discharged their own .357 in the air to scare off the attacker – and was charged with negligent discharge (as the DA’s father should have been).
sorry, can’t find the link again
Here’s the link.
Unfortunately for the perp in D.C., he’s not an up-and-coming Heisman hopeful, so he’s hosed. Probably sitting in jail wondering why he didn’t get let off like a certain college quarterback.
Should have dropped his skivvies and said, “Officer these really are mine. See, they just got out and ran all over me.”
Your Honor, my ex gave me those crabs. You know how it is…”