Photogs can’t film famed fanny?
Daniel Halper over at the Weekly Standard reported that an ABC news team was forbidden by Hillary Clinton’s campaign team from shooting news film of the candidate boarding her campaign plane. Halper said an ABC reporter informed him that Hillary remained in her car until the newshounds had boarded their own aircraft before mounting the stairs herself.
I confess: my first thought was that perhaps she’d been imbibing and might have difficulty navigating the steps, but then a more prosaic explanation popped into my head. All celebrities prefer to be photographed and filmed from their best sides. As anyone who’s seen Hill in her ever present pantsuit duty uniform step out from behind a podium can attest, her backside can’t possibly be her best side. And let’s face it, folks: that’s the side that photogs film when the celeb’s climbing up to the cabin.
Whaddaya think? Did I get to the bottom of this or am I just being petty?
Crossposted at American Thinker
Category: Media
Maybe they did not have any wide angle lenses to do that booty justice.
You know….I have no idea except….I cannot stand the sight of that lying, thieving, murdering woman!
She is not called H. “Wide Load” Clinton around here for nothin’.
Maybe this is more out of humanitarian concerns for the poor photographers who would have to take that shot.
I wonder how bad it would look if taken with a fish eye lens, though the distortion is not so much in the center of the frame. Might have to get her left of center to get the best photographic effect.
WARNING!! Brain bleach may be required after reading this.
Imagine if you will, Kankles & Kardashian walking side by side…….
Is that even possible? Oh, right, that’s why they close off the street.
What’s next, her calling for the arrest and torture of anyone taking pics of her cankles?
Hillary got a BOFA…
I think the Gilbert & Sullivan version is da bomb. 🙂
https://youtu.be/qkJdEFf_Qg4
Hilarious, thanks!
Ian McKellen:
I dunno, Poetrooper. Some guys like babes with big butts.
Except she ain’t no babe (double negatives intended)
That’s not a butt. That’s a zip code…
Who’s to say that you’re not correct on both thoughts, Trooper? Maybe H WideLoad Clinton had been hitting the bottle prior to ass-ending the steps? So, the storm troopers in her campaign decided to corral the press to prevent this?
https://youtu.be/tNSik35jlzQ
“Cankles don’t fail me no-OH, SHIT!!!”
Both Hillary and Trump want to control the media and what is said, written, photographed and printed about them.
Birds of a feather.
Godzirra!!
She is either going to level Tokyo or end up on the loading ramp of the Nisshin Maru if she visits Japan as head of state.
You are not being petty by telling the truth. I just wish candidates would realize they appear more genuine when they stop trying to spin every little thing. We are all human warts and all.
And actually, I prefer her back side for the same reason Marlin Perkins did. “I’ll hold the tail while Jim tattoos the serial number on the leopard’s lower lip.”
Funny, I thought it was because she needed one of these to get in the plane
Why does three axe handles and a plug of tobacco come to mind ? Joe
ooooh, naughty gurl, she’s hankerin for a spankerin
You would.
As for myself, well, there hasn’t been enough liquor and other intoxicants produced in the entirety of human history to make me drunk/stoned enough to consider Hildabeast in that context.
Yeah, I’d rather take matters in my own hands. So to speak;)
Again, IDC SARC doesn’t disappoint……
Nice to know some things can ALWAYS be counted on.
IMHO, THIS is what Shillery fears more than anything!
Yes, that pantsuit does make your a## look big.
Honestly,,I think it’s her ass that makes her ass look big.
Wide Load: “Does this dress make my butt look big?”
Aide: “Hold on, I have to back up a few blocks to tell.”
And give you a running start as well.
“Did I get to the bottom of this or am I just being petty?”
Depends
Hillary’s ass is so big, when she walks in the room all the kids yell “Kool-Aid!!!!!!”
That and the DOT tries to fine her for not wearing a “WIDE LOAD” placard!
The only thing that crosses my mind in the original photo is…which of those poor fuckers in suits REALLY wants to take a bullet for that POS?
Am I the only one who is thankful they cant/don’t photograph her from that angle? The other angles are bad enough…
It’s true – she has a “waist up” photog policy.
It’s little wonder Bill had to break out the cigars.
For the British readers, it should be retitled “Famous Bum”, as fanny has a totally different meaning for them.
Nobody (especially Bill) wants to see her cobweb-haunted fanny.