Tuesday morning feel good stories
In Chicago, Illinois, a liquor store owner fired at four thieves as they were leaving the business with their ill-gotten-booty. It’s not known if he hit any of his targets.
In Watertown, New York, Chion Burrage, forced his way into a home and wouldn’t leave when the resident told him to do so – so the resident grabbed a nearby frying pan and bonked Burrage on the noggin continuously until the State police arrived. Burrage is currently locked up with no possibility of bail because of his criminal history.
An intruder was shot and DRT (dead right there) in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma during a home invasion. The corpse’s best friend is still on the loose.
In Hesperia, California, a homeowner’s former son-in-law forced his way into the home and attacked the family with a knife. The homeowner beat the fellow with a baseball bat until he left the scene. Police followed him and were about to make an arrest when the former son-in-law tried to resist. the police made him DOT (dead over there) at the hospital.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Great feel good examples of “Play Stoopid Games, Win Stoopid Prizes”.
Thank you.
Pretty good day at the plate.
Three for four with two home runs and at least a ground rule double.
Again with the bonking upside the noggin with a frying pan. Good for them. I especially liked the continuously part.
It warms my heart to know someone remembers how most of the Tom and Jerry cartoons ended with Tom having a big throbbing lump on his head from Momma’s cast iron frying pan.
Thank you Mr. Craw! I needed a laugh this morning and the Tom and Jerry reference was great.
The Watertown story is sure to warm Ex-Ph2’s heart. It doesn’t have to be Iron Chef, but it does have to include bad guys and cooking implements/tools.
Remember what happened to the guy that followed Indy’s partner into a dark doorway during a chase in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Ouch!
Was the Chicago liquor store using a gun from Indiana?