Fluffy Doofus arrested in Arizona
Last week we talked about this Brian Cavalier fellow who calls himself “Fluffy Unicorn” and “Raging Unicorn” and “King Booda”. He bragged to the Daily Mail that he was a Marine veteran, but the Marine Corps said “Who?” Soon after that interview was published by the Daily Mail, Booda or whatever, left the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge near Burns, Oregon and holed up in a hotel room with a bottle of vodka.
According to the New York Times Fluffy Doofus turned up at a traffic stop in Arizona this weekend;
Brian Cavalier, who identified himself as “Fluffy Unicorn,” and as a bodyguard of the militant group’s leader, Ammon Bundy, was arrested earlier in the week in Buckeye, Ariz., on a criminal warrant during the investigation of a suspicious vehicle.
Brilliant. Being a wanted a criminal he does an interview with the international media while he’s occupying government property illegally. What else ya got?
Residents of Burns, Oregon have begun making reports to police about some of these creepers, according to the Oregonian. Given what we know about them, I don’t blame the residents.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Good to see “King Booda-boi the Fakir” Cavalier is now off the street. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. (smile)
“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
Does anybody know if tattoos that bad are a felony or mister meaner crime?
P.S Buds131 has a new video.
He kept saying “ancestors”, but we knew he meant “descendants”.
The piss poor judgment that usually goes with people making these claims is a common denominator to the other “mess ups” in these phonies’ lives. 🙄
Buckeye is about the size of Vermont and has two to three cops on duty. I’m thinking the guy is not too bright.
Fluffy Unicorn is about the size of Vermont also. But more like New Hampshire bigger on the bottom end.
Might be an internet winner with that one.
You No Joke
I was there many years ago as a young man when it hit 131 degrees.
126 in Phoenix proper.
Sounds like either 1989 or 1990. One of those years, they suspended flight operations at Sky Harbor one afternoon – because certain FAA charts relating to aircraft operations didn’t go above 120 F.
Yeah, that’s hot.
1990. During the summer.
Hot is an understatement.
Spent two weeks in it.
Sounds right – couldn’t remember which year, but was sure it was one of those two.
Had to travel from Tucson to Phoenix and return that day. On the north side of Tucson, it hit 97 F – before 9AM.
My wristwatch at the time had a thermometer, accurate within 2 F. It registered 130 F during the return trip.
Only time I’ve ever seen worse was in a C130 painted black sitting on the ground awaiting takeoff at Ali Al Salem AB, Kuwait – in August. Pretty sure that topped out higher.
Black C-130.
Hondo is a CIA Operative!
Well, no. I never did work for that IC agency.
Come on Hondo, Only Good Times were had at Ali Al Salem. (The Rock) Did you cool off with a dip in the inflatable Zodiac pool that the Air Force put up? Thing had 4 or 5 lanes and they built a deck around it lol Massawa, Eritrea would give it a run for the money in the “IT’S HOT AS HELL DEPT”!!
Nope. Only was at AAS AB a few days total – was there multiple times, but every time was while awaiting transport elsewhere or conducting business related to same. That was far more than enough time spent in that “garden spot”, thanks.
Will take your word on the HOA. Never managed to end up there, not even “just passing thru”.
Never really had time to swim.
Word.
141 at Buehring one day when I was there “acclimatizing” before moving into the box in the summer of 06.
That was a warm one. I was guarding the LSA down the road at the time. I have never seen so many shot clearing barrels and unemployed E-9’s
I’m curious. “Unemployed”, as in “relieved for cause” – or “unemployed” as in “no real job”?
Hondo I’m betting on real jobs Lol… my last trip to da box was top heavy with unemployed E-9s 🙂
Wait are you saying another lying fat bodied sack of shit is also a wanted criminal?
Boy, am I surprised by this revelation…instead of Buddha this asshole should have tatooed “I’m not with Stupid, I am Stupid” on his grandiose abdomen…
Some day, someone will come along that actually makes me look height/weight proportional. I had high hopes but Brian Cavalier won’t be the “The One”.
I hope to someday see my own p3nis again instead of just seeing all of the others close up in the truck stops. We all can dream, can’t we?
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
Yeah, I’m not counting on any of that if I’m you. And I am sincerely grateful I’m not you…
Shocked face.
This.
Mine.
‘holed up with a bottle of vodka’ – NO SPEW ALERT!! Unfair, unfair! I have a full cup of hot liquid. Must issue spew alerts!
A good start to the day, too.
Moron… That Creates Felonies and names himself after Child Molesteing Fluffy Unicorn
Need Be Shoot With Arrows Diped In Snake Venom And Dog Shit
Chief Papago Joe
Chief, I like the way you think,
Chief… your wisdom has opened my eyes… LMAO !!!!!!
Fat ass loser.
I can only imagine he will be living up to that name “Fluffy” in the very near future.
” A Buckeye police spokesman on Friday said Arizona law prevented disclosure of arrest warrant details. “
Really?
In Arizona arrest warrants aren’t public records?
why of course they are
So ‘ol Flufferbutt is back in the arms of Bubba & Thor, i wonder how soon they’ll start getting the others one by one?
The first words he heard as he was thrown in with the general pop…
“Come to Papi… BITCH!”
I thought for sure it would have been for indecent exposure (based on photo above).
Most Veterans Of Arizona Penal System Do Have That Issue And More…
Such As Leaning To Small Children Hence Me Comment Above
Sincerely
Chief Papago Joe
Of The Pokaa Hoo Tribe
Master Chief, You don’t think the Fluffy Unicorn turns into the Raging Unicorn when he rides his SYBIAN do you?
Sometimes, a bottle of vodka is your only companion on a hard winter’s night. It just won’t love you back.
He went to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge with purpose, he interviewed with candor, he left with clarity and as soon as he clears a few legal hurdles… will be looking for the next cause.
I would be curious to see his pull/draw and walk and shoot.
I wonder how much time he would lose going around/down the gut for a clean pull.
2-3 seconds.
That is if he can shoot at all.
Turd.
This story about him being arrested might just be a hoax to cover for the delivery of what appears to be triplets at least. They still do deliveries of newborns in the joint don’t they? Hellofaman to walk around like that exposing himself when he should really have respect for the public and wear a maternity top.
Where do they get these people to join in on protests? Is there some publication for ‘Wanted By The Po Po” that can be found in book stores ? If so, there would likely be a classified ad in there reading, “If They Want You, We Want You”, please join.
Hey dumbass, before you have the gender reclassification surgery, make SURE you remember this:
It’s “Show Us Your TITS”, not “Show Us Your Belly”
He does have tits.
LMFAO!!
1700+ comments with that story on the Oregonian web site, and there’s a lot of stupid displayed there.
I didn’t think it was possible to gather that much stupid in one place, then I re-thought that, after all, there’s the Daily Kos and Alternet, to name just a few.
The tattoo looks like a bad cross between a confused alley cat and Jabba the Hutt.
The artist should be reprimanded.
No classical circular target in the piece.
Right on his three-hole.
I wonder how much discharge he can handle…
Maggot.
Please Refer To my Comment Above
Sincerely
Chief Papago Joe
Fluffy Doofus… Guess that just about sums everything up.
I always said “if your looking for scum, check out Buckeye and Tonopah Joe’s truck stop” hopefully he’s freezing his ass off in tent city. Sheriff Joe doesn’t take to kindly to POSERS.
TENT CITY WAS SET up and hits 132• heat. As JOE SAID “IF OUR MILITARY personnel CAN LIVE IN TENTS WHILE SERVING THEIR COUNTRY, ITS THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR the CRIMINALS PASSING THROUGH MY COUNTY… awesome Sheriff