Oregon; car thieves and pretend warriors
You’ve probably read already today that one of the Oregon “occupiers” was arrested yesterday for stealing a government vehicle from the wildlife refuge so he can run his errands. Kenneth Medenbach, 62, is cooling his heels in the local hoosegow on $10,000 bail after he was arrested at Safeway, another Federal vehicle was parked next to the one that Medenbach was driving, but that driver escaped arrest according to The Oregonian.
Both vehicles — a pickup and a passenger van, bore door signs reading “Harney County Resource Center.” That’s the new name occupiers have given to the bird sanctuary they occupy, which is about 30 miles southeast of Burns.
“The U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service is grateful for the quick actions from law enforcement,” said Megan Nagel, spokeswoman for the agency, which manages the refuge. “We will continue to work with law enforcement to recover vehicles bought and paid for by the American people to care for their national wildlife refuge.”
Medenbach has a history of squatting on Federal property going back a few decades, apparently. So that’s how they plan to overthrow the government, I guess – break the laws when it suits them and attract the legions of stolen valor warriors to Oregon. Because you have to ask yourself – who would join these valor thieves knowing their histories now? Only more tacti-cool models.
Speaking of which; Stuart Rhodes, the former Ron Paul staffer and current director of Oathkeepers assured us the other day that he has ordered Oathkeepers to stand down from their participation in the Oregon theater. Well, they’re not paying attention to him because our old friend, phony POW and wounded warrior Joe Rice, “coordinator” for the Josephine County Oathkeepers is out there. Stuart has has also issued a “warning” to Federal officials who might be at the Oregon standoff;
This is addressed first and foremost to the entire U.S. military, but especially to the military Special Operations Command and community. Secondly, it is addressed to federal LEOs, and especially to their SRTs, such as the FBI HRT (many of whom are former military special operations). This comes from combat arms and special operations veterans, along with veteran Sheriffs and police officers, within the Oath Keepers organization:
Rhodes is pulling the same stunt he pulled in Nevada – he has “information” regarding the buildup of US military personnel around the wildlife refuge and he’s reminding them of their oath to protect the Constitution, not the politicians. Stuart, first of all, I don’t believe your “information”. I didn’t believe it last year and I don’t believe it this year. Secondly, we don’t need you or your little band of tacticool warriors to remind us of our oaths. Your “warning” rings hollow – it’s a well known tactic of the tin-foil hat crowd to warn people about dangers that don’t exist and then when whatever they were predicting doesn’t happen, they say that it’s because of their information campaign that the plan was scrapped.
Rhodes’ evidence that the Obama Administration is considering the use of US Military against the occupiers comes from a linked Washington Times article that reported that the Obama Administration considered using military force in Nevada, but decided against it;
So, the military force hammer was, in fact, on the table during Bundy Ranch, as we suspected. Please don’t try to tell us it’s not on the table again, now. We know it is. The only question is whether the Obama Admin leftist weenies will be foolish enough to try to actually use it, and if they do, whether you will be foolish enough to obey their idiotic orders and obediently act as that hammer.
Well, that’s just immature BS. The Obama Administration “considers” a lot of actions. If they don’t use it, it doesn’t matter much, does it? Besides, Rhodes information that he made a big deal about last year was that SEAL and Special Forces snipers were actually on the ground. Now he admits that wasn’t true.
Samuel Johnson in “The Patriot” wrote; “The true lover of his country is ready to communicate his fears, and to sound the alarm, whenever he perceives the approach of mischief. But he sounds no alarm, when there is no enemy; he never terrifies his countrymen till he is terrified himself. The patriotism, therefore, may be justly doubted of him, who professes to be disturbed by incredibilities….”
I’m looking at you, Stuart – your paranoid bullshit could get people killed out there. But, then, that’s what you and your little band of valor thieves want isn’t it? I’m sure the Feds are more than willing to wait out a bunch of idiots who drive around in stolen vehicles and beg for lickies and chewies and socks from their supporters.
Category: Oath Keepers
Come on. someone hurry up and be FIRST!!
Well I was working on it Lol
WOO HOO!!!
Skippy is FIRST!!
Maybe someday I’ll be first…
Story of my life, a day late and a Giduck late.
Dr T
I haven’t scored first on the WOT…
in many many Moons Lol…
Terrorologist the honor is all yours Lol….
I saw yesterday, that in addition to the dildos being sent to them, that someone sent them a 50 gallon drum of lube.
Absolutely hilarious.
it was the founder of Cards Against Humanity card game that sent that ^_^
If they save the empty, do you think they can collect the deposit?
Someone just asked, ” If they use the whole container, can they return it for the deposit?”
I’m thinkin’ – someone already got a deposit.
Several friends that bought into that Oathkeeper crap, have since parted company with them. Rhoades, you sir are a genuine dickhead.
Street old pal; Your kind of clarity is likely to be in short supply sooner rather than later.
I’m just paranoid enough to believe we may well be called upon to honor our oath, but this lot is tainting any honest efforts.
Jonn said it well with his Samuel Johnson quote.
Nowhere in the oath I took to uphold the Constitution did it say that it was OK for me to commandeer gubmint vehicles for my personal use. Sure, I have upon occasion stopped for a meal in a vehicle officially assigned to me for official purposes – never considered just taking a vehicle to drive to the grocery store, or haul my own stuff around.
So, no, just can’t quite make it to their mind set that squatting on property under the control of someone else is any different from taking the boss’ car just because I want it.
Idiots.
ditto
Nice move on the part of the .02 caliber dildo assassins. What’s next? They going to try renting the building out on Craig’s List? Most likely they will remove all names from any other vehicles they commandeer. Never a clue that their every move is followed.
The Oathkeepers warning the Gub. Makes about as much sense as Little Bo Peep warning a big ‘ol rattlesnake. “Don’t strike at me, or I’ll hit you with my Star Wars wand!”
What I want to know is why local, state, and Federal LE haven’t taken the “roach motel” approach here.
Seems to me (1) cutting all utilities, followed by (2) blocking all roads/trails leading to/from the unlawfully occupied Federal property, along with (3) apprehending anyone who tried to enter or leave would end this within about 3 weeks.
Hunger and cold are rather powerful attitude adjusters.
Probably because the UN has decreed that food and utilities are basic human rights.
//sarc
Or just build a fence around it and rename it “Asskeepers” federal prison.
Umm, I mean … Yeah Oathkeepers, keep up the good work.
Now there’s an idea; rename the place the “Malheur National Wildlife Refuge & Detention Camp,” then announce that those clowns will be receiving the GITMO prisoners.
Because they have not done anything yet other than make asses out of themselves …
However, once there is a provocation (such as pointing weapons down range or taking up tactical positions) that would be a game changer.
Any threat to shoot at and or kill of course would be much more than a provocation.
I believe, based on media reporting, the federal LEO’s (and locals) involved would much rather each of the POS occupiers are laughed out of the area … The uncontrollable gut wretching bellows of halarity are being heard from left coast to right!
Well, except trespassing on Federal property, theft of at least 2 government vehicles (with some damage to them in terms of removing existing signage/decals and replacing it with their own, theft of services (utilities), and unauthorized access to government computer equipment (Mr. Racist Manbun running their web site using Federally owned equipment and connectivity). Plus costing the state of Oregon approx $100k in LE/other costs to date according to published reports. But other than that, I guess they “Dindu Nuttin”.
The easiest way to end this is to block access (roads and trails) and cut utilities (electricity, water, and comms). When the food runs out and it gets cold enough, they’ll decide to come out and face the consequences – or they’ll freeze/starve to death.
Their choice. I personally don’t care which they select.
I’ve been wondering the same. If they are getting boxes of dildos in the mail, they aren’t isolated. If they were stupid enough to go there without the right equipment, keeping them hungry, tired, and cold for a few weeks should be more than enough to send them packing.
They probably have a doofus making runs into Burns to pick up pogey bait, batteries and gas for the generator/compressor running the jackhammer known as “the anal intruder” for the rest of the ballsack working, two-hole tickling, buttsekks warriors… they may have a PO box there to have “supplies” mailed in from their “supporters”.
First, Bravo, well written rant.
What’s in their egos that they have to ratchet up the tension? Pathetic and sad attention seekers.
Still betting that guy went to Safeway to resupply the refuge with toilet paper and baby ass wipes. Those sugar free gummi bears are nasty…
Bet those chaps are chaffin’ something awful now.
Before they go to prison they should be made to clean the place out.
Meant to add – someone, I think D. Hardin, called this a ‘shit house” refuge. Well if it ain’t yet, it will be soon.
Hondo is right, limit the access to needs and they will want out of there sooner.
They need batteries for those powered dildos. They don’t run on good intentions, you know.
I wonder if he slid his “gifted” dildo under his seat before he got out of the car?
I don’t mind kick starting some of them.
(dildo or phildos – it no longer matters).
Seriously, fuck these assholes.
I would go up there and counter – protest, but the locals are already tired of loud mouthed jerks and I can sure be one.
Instead, we need to put pressure on these jerks on – line, much as John has already started to do.
John has done a god job on helping to discredit these jerks. The media is making them look like the incompetent, whiny pricks that they are. The locals are putting pressure on the authorities to act.
It’s time to go after the second tier, the Oathkeepers and 3%ers who want to create more confusion.
We can influence this and John made that point with his post. Time for them to leave their ‘perimeter’ and ‘protection ‘ in Burns.
You’ve seen their delusional, paranoid tirades.
These asses putting this crap out makes all veterans sound deranged. You all sound extremely rational compared to them – even Lars( 🙂 .
I’ll post the links to local sources, media and politicians later.
Contact the local and regional media and politicians and tell them how you feel.
There was a great Air Force guy I knew that started every rant with “F..K these MotherF..kers”.
Well, yeah, Fuck’em.
edit – spelling – good job , – John is good, but not THAT good.
They are nothing more than future All-Points Logistics personnel.
http://www.allpointsllc.com/
Shitbags.
It’s JONN not John, it is bad enough that everyone butchers his last name to LAY YA, LILY YA, LILAA YA, LILLY YA and so on.
For goodness sake at least give the man a first name that is not misprinted.
JONN,
I am sorry I misspelled your name.
DAVE,
Thanks for the correctrion.
WTF is keeping the feds from cutting off the power and water to the place after they cordon off every avenue of entry and exit? CUT OFF their modern conveniences and start a betting pool on who will be the first to leave for their home and one of their Mommie’s warm enemas?
Kill everything then start up the loudspeakers promising the warm bed and hot food if they just come out. It will work wonders.
Just shut off the utilities at the nearest junction. That includes gas for heat and cooking, water for drinking and the commodes, and electricity, period. Leave it off.
After that, anyone who leaves in any vehicle is redirected down a road where the LEOs wait patiently in civvies for what time brings – idjits – and arrest them, one by one. It’s already begun, you see, and these twits are really wimps in BDUs because they don’t know a thing about survival in a hostile environment. Why would you go occupy a piece of property without taking supplies along? That makes no sense, which is the bottom line in all of this. These bogsplinkers have no common sense at all, they are not outdoorsman, and they can’t get along without civilization. Wave a Big Mac under their noses and they’ll be following you out the door.
If Obammy wanted to put an end to this right quick, he’d send Monica Lewinski in there to blow ’em all away.
Sounds like a good deal to me. Besides, in every picture I ever saw of Monica, she was wearing a black beret and looked like she had just finished “getting busy.”
This makes the case that we need to register ALL pickups and passenger vans.
Here’s my take on the warning letter to the Feds. This letter was generated to induce drama and interest. Such a letter wouldn’t be necessary if events were occurring in the way the OK had anticipated. The reason events are not occurring as anticipated is because the OK had a shitty plan that failed to incorporate reality. If the OK acted according to a shitty plan, then they must not be chock full of high speed SOCOM operators after all. Most likely, they areally full of guys who like to play dress up, and as Green Thumb said, like to play dungeons and dragons with weird shaped dice (and gummy dicks).
The birders have been complaining about the idjits occupying public land. Can’t say as I blame them, either.
Birds that winter over in the general area will include raptors such as various species of hawks, finches, sparrows, jays, magpies, crows, nuthatches, chickadees, buntings, pheasants, grouse, quail, turkey, owls, doves, pigeons, starlings, etc. Even geese will stick around unless the weather gets too foul and then they’ll head south.
But these thugs don’t give a crap about that. They couldn’t tell a hen from a handbasket, and if anyone wants to go there now to do winter photography, they can’t, because of these bums. And that’s all they are – just a plague of bums wearing manbuns. I hope that winter outlasts them. When I looked at the weather map this morning, there was this HUGE pool of snow over Oregon in general. I hope they enjoy their winter outdoor experience.
Idjits.
Could ANY of those dildoheaded booger-eating asswipes even tell the difference between a Red tailed hawk and a White Breasted Nuthatch? I think not.
You guys are funnier than a squirrel in a large bag of peanuts.
I believe their only expertise in birdwatching is telling the difference between a Chicken McNuggget and a Hot Wing
Not all is lost EX-PH2. There’s plenty of shit birds to watch and study. Now their mating habits, that might be a different story. Prior to this it was unknown for birds of any feather to use a dildo. BTW, were there any requests for dresses and lingerie on their “please send” list?
I don’t know, Jarhead, but I’m sure we could inquire of the Men’s Spandex Funwear site in the sidebar ad. They might have some insight.
In any situation I always assume the range of government options is somewhere between doing nothing and launching nukes.
This type of stuff and those people Piss me off. It makes me want to go do something against them. I don’t understand why it has been allowed to go as far as it has. Those people need to be put in their place. Maybe a shotgun and a shovel could work??
No, LoAnn. Patience is the answer.
Winter up there is now in full swing, and that means that even in an area with semi-friendly winter weather, humans do require food, warmth and shelter. If all utilities are completely cut off, all roads blocked except for one that reroutes their traffic, and they are accosted one at a time, this withers away to nothing.
Ends with a sniffle, instead of a loud bang, and these twits have made enormous asses of themselves for weeks.
They will never be taken seriously again.
Sorry my finger got inpatient and are accidentally hit the other button and not the reply I didn’t mean to I’m so sorry. But I did want to say these people are complete idiots and I am so glad our local news is not plastering it all over there the TV screens
I’m sure that the use of the military was considered right up to the point that some attorney from DoJ took a look at the definition of Posse Comitatus.
“Bundy Bodyguard ‘Fluffy Unicorn’ Arrested in Arizona”
Ammon Bundy’s bodyguard from the early days of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge standoff has been arrested for an outstanding warrant in Maricopa County, Arizona, according to a report from E and E Publishing.
Brian Cavalier, pictured second from left wearing a green scarf, had served as the occasional muscle man for the Bundy family as far back as the 2014 standoff in Nevada when he protected Cliven Bundy at his ranch. During his time in Oregon, Cavalier went by the code name “Fluffy Unicorn” at the refuge.
According to E and E Publishing, local officials would not release details of the Monday arrest, but did confirm that Cavalier was not arrested on federal charges.
Cavalier had been masquerading at the compound as a former marine, but a Daily Mail story set that record straight. Instead of serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, Cavalier was a tattoo artist with a few DUIs on the record.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/bundy-bodyguard-arrested
Yeah, thanks dipshit. Already been covered.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=63702
Yeah, the commenter who posts as 91A10 often seems the proverbial “day late and dollar short” – and, often, more – in his comments. He’s previously posted stories in comments here that were a year-plus old. Either he’s exceptionally careless about dates or is doing so in an attempt to make people think they are current news.
In this latest case, the fact that “Budda-boi the Fakir” Cavalier has been arrested is new. As Climb to Glory notes, the fact that he was a lying fake has been known for a while – and publicized here.
You poor thing. So full of failure, it’s almost as if God is singling you out.
If anyone ever called any of us jar heads to insult us, the joke was on them. So now this asswipe has created what could really be perceived to be a real insult; at least to REAL Marines. Wonder what his code name had been if he had falsely claimed to have been a SEAL? Probably something like “Don’s Blowfish”! Come on now. I know some of you out there are more creative than that.
The way the Oath-Keepers have went is strange. What started out as a noble idea has been hijacked by phonies and loons.
A couple of years ago I was checking out he history of one of the local gangs. In 2003 it started out as an all white gang of skinheads. Within 3 years it was Mostly Somoans and Blacks. Same name, same tag signs.
I really don’t see what the problem is… The military swore to defend the States from all enemies, foreign and domestic.. these squatters are no different than the people who invade your home and stay..
This past week is was being plastered all over the place that the FBI was in the area posing as “militia.”
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-01-14/fbi-agents-werent-posing-as-militia-ex-fire-chief-clarifies
And now the self appointed “judges” are there.
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/self-appointed_judge_arrives_i.html
Soon to follow will be the “sovereign citizens.”
Oy vey.
Yeah. I call it the “clown magnet effect” – one group of whack-jobs always seems to attract other bozos.
I am sorry, this is all my fault at this point. I got them all hopped up on the sugary sweetness of Gummy Dicks…They can’t eat just one, even the package says a single serving is two.
So, while they are DP’d on semi flaccid delights they might not be responsible for jumping in a vehicle to scurry down to the Gobbermint Postal Penis Place for another fix.
I should have sent pocket pussies instead, at least they would have stayed in one place.
I still think my idea was the best remedy. I give deh gubmint a dollar ($1) for the 400 acres. Deh gubmint gives me the clear title to the acreage. I go post them there ‘Privates Keep Out’ signs everywhere and tell them to get off my land or I call the High Shirff to come and get them. Once they’re gone, I donate the land back to the gubmint’s wildlife refuge plan and
go home and fix a big pot of soup.
I think that the only place that generates publicity for these wastes of their fathers’ procreative efforts is the internet, where everyone in the sane world is pointing and them and laughing so hard, food falls out of their mouths.
They’re kind of an insult to dicks, too. I know – that’s difficult to imagine, but they are.
There is an easy way to end all this.
Send in the Winged Warrior Chickenman.
He’s Everywhere!! He’s Everywhere!!
Well, it is a bird sanctuary . . . . (smile)
Yep. It would be all over with pretty quickly.
Just roll up an eco-friendly Trebuchet (so the local tree huggers wouldn’t get their purty pink panties in a twist) on the nearest paved road, strap a half dozen bags of Gummy Dicks to his wings and launch old Benton Harbor into the compound.
1.2.3., Easy Peasy, Japanesey (as Brooks Hatlen would say.)
http://www.chainsawcreations.net/
https://twitter.com/fixitguy21
https://www.facebook.com/kenneth.medenbach
BREAK! BREAK! BREAK! For Immediate Release. We have just been informed on our sekrit operator radio station that the large dildo in the box shown open had a video camera in it. To date it has shown 19 encounters with turds. Officials are attempting to identify the assholes involved.