Ritzheimer angry at non-supporters
Last week, the folks at the “occupation” of the wildlife refuge in Oregon asked for people to send them snacks and socks. Instead, people sent them dildos and former Marine truck driver, Jon Ritzheimer, is pretty angry.
It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost. To my family, I love you very much and I am sorry I can’t be there with you. Please look at this as a deployment, only this time I’m actually serving my country rather than being sent over seas to line the pockets of corrupt politicians. It is our sacrifice as a family that will make this country great again, not some election. And we are not alone. I am among some of the most honorable, and selfless people I have ever met. People who are dedicated to making the same sacrifice for this country. Read the constitution people. Get educated and don’t let your rights be taken. If your a Patriot and you feel the calling in your heart then all I can say is follow your heart. Don’t let the fear consume you. We all have lives but if we don’t make the sacrifice what kind of country are we leaving for our children. The status quo can’t go on any longer. We either take a stand against tyranny or we fail. Come be a part of history. And I am so proud that our country has become civilized enough that we can bring about change and right this wrong without any bloodshed. America is blessed.
Posted by Jon Ritzheimer on Monday, January 11, 2016
It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost.
To my family, I love you very much and I am sorry I can’t be there with you. Please look at this as a deployment, only this time I’m actually serving my country rather than being sent over seas to line the pockets of corrupt politicians. It is our sacrifice as a family that will make this country great again, not some election. And we are not alone. I am among some of the most honorable, and selfless people I have ever met. People who are dedicated to making the same sacrifice for this country.
Read the constitution people. Get educated and don’t let your rights be taken. If your a Patriot and you feel the calling in your heart then all I can say is follow your heart. Don’t let the fear consume you. We all have lives but if we don’t make the sacrifice what kind of country are we leaving for our children. The status quo can’t go on any longer. We either take a stand against tyranny or we fail. Come be a part of history. And I am so proud that our country has become civilized enough that we can bring about change and right this wrong without any bloodshed. America is blessed.
Yeah, this is a “deployment”. You should read a book, or the Constitution or something.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Disappointed cuz they didn’t send enough astroglide with the dildos?
I guess spit isn’t good enough.
Hey, Ritzheimer, is your pussy hurting too?
We’ll send some $ to you so you can get some bottled water and wash the sand out of your mangina.
By the way, you need to fill out one of these:
http://www.redonkulas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/DA-FORM-IMTWF1.pdf
It’s a DA FORM IMT WF1, APRIL 2009, “Hurt Feelings Report.” It’s an Army form, but you should have just enough G-2 left in your remaining three brain cells to fill it out properly.
Shit, pussy-boy needs some ‘tussin to fix the hurt taint/mangina that he has right now!
Probably took the dildo and bag of dicks to the nightly meeting for he and his KKK butt buddies to enjoy.
So the care package from Danial Bernaths personal stocks arrived.
Except he kept all the catheters for himself.
Nothing gets my attention quite like someone who has no positive impact upon my life demanding that I do something. Here’s a newsflash for ya, buddy: showing my support for you and your cause? Not gonna happen.
Pardon me, but I may have pulled something while rolling on the floor laughing.
This “deployment” reminds me of the time Chevy went downrange… to Waco.
Bag of dicks… too funny! wish I would have rhought of that…
Dildos? Again? Why not those… oh, never mind.
Thats the kind of thanks I get. That bag of dicks was packed with energy and nutrition. I even tried to show our support by putting:
FROM EVERYONE AT THISAINTHELL.US
on the card. Ungrateful bastard.
http://dicksbymail.com/
Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
Hmm. I can think of some other folks who might deserve some of those, too . . . .
This is what they’re going to pass out as “deployment” awards.
Mr. Hardin: You talk as if they were made of cheddar.
Dave you forgot about the Tampons as we use to says in my old CAV unit one HFR and a Maxie Pad for the cry baby Lol….
Please tell me someone did send a really big dildo, with “Occupy This, A-holes” written on it.
Nah, that Double Ended Dildo was like $25 plus $12.95 shipping. Plus, you don’t get a greeting card with it.
Gummy Dicks are $15.00, I was going to send some pussy but I figured there is already enough of that out there as it is.
The tragic thing is, search as I may, I can not find Gummy Dicks in French Vanilla.
Sometime ya just have to adapt and overcum.
Well, it looks like someone did send Ritzheimer and crew a really big dildo. But it looks like they missed their chance for IMO a truly apropos message by not lettering it “Occupy This, A-holes!”.
Image is likely NSFW/around prudes/clergy/small children.
(smile)
Poor Ritzheimer, he doesn’t get how free societies actually work.
He thinks that his views are the ones everyone should share, another sad soul who doesn’t comprehend the free society of ideas concept.
He and his fellow band of makers of merry camping in an unused building want Americans to support their cause. He makes a request, he doesn’t understand that he did in fact receive a message. He says he doesn’t understand how people would spend their money that way instead of doing good in the world. Well those folks might think that sending he and his pals a bunch of fake peckers might be the way the American people are spending their money to do good by ending their silly standoff.
One of the hardest things for activists to wrap their head around is the idea that others don’t share their fervor or interest in the topic at hand.
Surrounding yourself with buffoons and grandstanders doesn’t do much to bolster support either, and asking for socks and snacks sounds like they don’t even know how to prepare for the mission they undertook which is another reason to scoff at their sincerity.
America has heard you Mr. Ritzheimer, and the message back appears to be at odds with your perception.
Lesson learned or not, welcome to America and the free exchange of ideas.
as I have told my family for years, one of the biggest problems people can’t face is that God does indeed answer prayers – the majority of the time he says “no”.
Whats the name of rhat company that will mail a boxload of elephant shit for you?
GOPe.
Remember people you can send fecal matter and glitter through the us mail. Get creqtive america
“It’s Sugar” has a great online store. They sell “Dick in a Box” (The SNL Skit). I’d send them some, as it actually has edible miniature dicks in it, but they are not worth the effort or expense.
For the record, I bought it as a gag gift for the annual Christmas grab. It literally comes with a bag of dicks in the box…
By the way, I wish Ritzheimer would cease that “I was just a poor young troop being abused by warmongers” lie. Last time I checked, he was in for a rather long time – far longer than one enlistment – and entered the military well after 9/11.
That means he was a voluntary participant, and did precisely what he signed up to do.
Whatever. When we’re all eating tofu burgers because the last rancher is out of business, we can wonder then why the press didn’t do its job instead of giggling like a bunch of little girls about goofy Ritzheimer’s new sex toys.
Many of us are very dissatisfied with overreaching government and the direction of our country, but jumping in the clown car with folks looking for their 15 minutes of fame is not going to happen.
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I’m torn here, because I like what they are trying to stand for, and appreciate anyone having enough balls to stand up to the government. On the other hand, it’s these same tachticool yahoos and phonies that we have already seen all over the place just trying to get famous. If it was different people doing this exact same thing, I’d be more likely to support them
Not at all torn because they are no different from any other group or individuals wondering the planet. Good intentions really don’t count for much. No matter how much either of us aspires to something, it takes quite a lot more to make it happen. Like if I declare that I want to be the catcher for the Yankees next year. It ain’t gonna happen because I cannot effectively do the job no matter how well intentioned I might be.
These morons have birders outraged over the highjacking of one of their refuges. They had better be gone by the spring nesting season, LOL.
Unlike most other land managed by the Feds, most wildlife refuge land is purchased with private money through the Duck Stamp and other programs. It was a very poor choice for their stand.
As a Colorado native, I’m as outraged as anyone over the Federal ownership of most of Western lands, as well as their mismanagement. But this is not an effective way to protest and takes media attention away from both the land issue and the two men caught in double jeopardy and back in prison.
AAAAWW, da POOOOR little glittery gargoyle gonad-gazing attention-whoring widdwe Sparkle Pony isn’t getting what he bawled for. HE NEED NOT look to me because EVEN IF I had a fuck to give I’d save it for someone or something more worthy of it. Whoever told Ritzheimer to be himself should be called out for giving him some VERY SHITTY advice.
Looks like they are freezing their asses off when not in the local Motel 6,http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/armed-oregon-occupiers-to-reveal-departure-plans/ar-CCuaSQ?li=BBnb7Kz
AAAAAWWWW, well bless their empty-headed hearts, weren’t they saying they were gonna occupy until spring if they thought it was necessary? Didn’t “Little Ralphie” Ritzheimer post a good-bye video to his wife and kids? Wotta bunch of harebrained nuthatches and KUDOS to everyone that sent them dildos and/or Bags of Dicks!!
More like a bag of Phildos.
Losers.
Wonder if anyone sent them a package of bully sticks yet?
Hey, Ritzheimer,
Doesn’t look like you and your numbskull pals aren’t going to get any support.
Unless maybe you take up donations to get jockstraps.
Wouldn’t they need something to put in those jockstraps???
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Take your bag o dicks and go home.
Or head to All-Points Logistics.
I can totally sympathize with a soldier that feels our defense resources and personnel have not been used in a way that is in true best interests of our nation.
However, these clowns are so damn confused and idiotic that I can’t even imagine how anyone came to the place they are at both in their heads and in the world.
Confused morons with more weapons than sense.
and most have some serious embellishments or just straight out stolen valor issues
I wonder what they are going to do with all of those dildos?
ditto ^^^^^^^^ 🙂
Maybe Ritzheimer & the others have studied at the Buh-rock Obama School of Military Science & Bath House? They’ll just declare victory and go home?
This is a real serious issue with the Feds and the land out west. They have been destroying and taking land for years out there and driving people out of work. Too bad it’s been taken over by these shitheads.
Does anyone have the address? If I can get away from work and the drudgery of chores I’d love to send a dozen clown wigs and maybe some squeaky noses, so they’re all uniform.
Just an observation but does it look like the lights are still on in there or is he throwing that tantrum underneath a skylight? If the electricity is still on I hope the Fed has started a tab so him and the rest of those miscreants can pay for what they’ve unjustly taken from the American people.
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Jon Ritzheimer
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Glad I could help…Hondo made me do it.
I sent them a glitter bomb and never got a thank you note back. Maybe I’ll get one when their care package of haribo sugar free gummy bears (google them!) arrive.
ANYTHING can turn in to a positive when properly exploited. Now when you see an ad in a gay magazine seeking experienced dildo handlers, do any of us have the qualifications? Doubt it. Rather, hope not. He’s preparing himself for a career as a PROFESSIONAL. Followed by an endorsement for Vaseline, I think he’s looking at a very ASStronomical future.
“To my family, I love you very much and I am sorry I can’t be there with you. Please look at this as a deployment”
Fuck you Shitzhiemer, I hope a poser “Jody” is posted up at your house banging your ol’ lady like a screen door in a hurricane while you are on your “deployment”.
J Dog…Funny, even on here, some will have no idea who “Jody” is. Same for his other name being Joe De Grinder. If Jody be showin’ up, she neva gonna go back.
I doubt tis turd will ever go back with all of those dildos.
This “deployment” has more than likely given him the opportunity to address and explore who is really is sexually and emotionally.
A lot of stress, perceived oppression, dudes and dildos.
I would not be surprised if he became the new spokesman for the militant gay community.
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Dildo Militia member Kenneth Meddenbach was detained by federal authorities for unauthorized use a government vehicle. It turns out that he did not do the standard motor pool pre-op inspection, nor did he have a trip ticket signed by the motor pool dispatcher. Word on the street is that he went into town to purchase batteries for all of those dildos.
http://news.yahoo.com/oregon-refuge-occupier-arrested-taking-government-vehicle-market-145933304.html