Happy New Year!!!

| January 1, 2016


Happy New Year, dickweeds. Thanks for making us part of your year, thanks to Hondo and TSO for their support and filling in for me when I’m gone. And to the rest of you who contribute occasionally. Thanks to our advertisers who make this a lot less expensive. I have no idea how many phonies we busted this year, but there are now about 800 on our “Stolen Valor” page, not all of them were our busts, but there they are.

Despite the best efforts of folks to take us off of the internet and chase away our readers, we still had over 3 million unique visitor this year, so I guess that didn’t work out for them.

Anyway, here’s a toast to all of you. Cheers! May this New Year be your happiest and prosperous ever.

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AW1 Tim

John, Hondo, TSO, and everyone else here, may we all enjoy a most wondrous and prosperous New Year.

19D2OR4 - Smitty


CC Senor

MSG Eric

Happy New Year everyone. I hope your year is as good, or better than 2015. Thanks for being here.


Happy New Year all dickweeds and dickweedettes.


Happy New Year to Jonn, Hondo, TSO, and all of the dickweeds here!


Yo dickweeds, NYC all secure!

Worked all day and night!

Sent from CIA issued Samsong Hackysack thingy!


PS: Thanks Jonn et al to wit as per …


Commentor….thanks for bringing back the memory of a song we all love. It and “Some Gave All” (Billy Ray Cyrus )will forever be those that give me the peace of mind that what we once did in the service was worthwhile.
Happy New Year to all you dickweeds from a dickweed’s dickweed. S/F


Happy Year to ya’ll, also!


Heh … that would be Happy New Year. Early onset Old-Timers perhaps?


“3 million unique visitor this year”

That’s awesome Sarge!

Ah Salute John, have a great New Year

Hack Stone

3,000,000 visitors? Does that mean that 3,000,000 people were fired by their employers for visiting TAH?


Happy New Year!


Happy New Year, all!

Thanks, Jonn, for giving us this space. And, TSO and Hondo, your back up is very appreciated.

The rest of us 2,999,997 or so fall somewhere between hangers-on and contributing entertainers. May all your lives be blessed.


Thanks for letting me run my yap, Jonn.

In the “Happy New Year” department, I’ll just leave this here . . . .


The system is offline daily from 0100 to 0531 Pacific time (0400 to 0831 Eastern) for maintenance/updates. So check again after that time frame if you’re curious.

Happy New Year, all.

Silentium Est Aureum

Already looking like a better year!

I might not be around much for a while. New projects and 70+ hour weeks will do that. But I’ll pop my head in as often as I can.

Hau’oli Makahiki Hou to everyone here!


(gigglesnort) Hondo, you’re too cool.

HMCS (FMF) ret.

Happy New Year, dickweeds!! Thanks to Jonn, TSO and the other for keeping this site going, I do appreciate it!

State bar is going for disbarment! Wow!!! What would even be better is to see Danny-boi and QuEeFeRs cuffed together doing a perp walk to the local “pound them in the ass” jail!

NR Pax

Jonn, thank you for being kind enough to give us a safe space of our own. Looking forward to more years of entertainment.

Ex-Garbage Gun Shooter

Where else would being called a “Dickweed” be seen a a badge of honor? A safe place this is not. A great place it is. Thank you for the daily reminders that this world may have a future after all.


Happy New Year, everyone! Thank you Jonn, TSO and Hondo for the best damn site anywhere. Oh hey! I found a 1990’s model Jaguar that’s missing the left rear door…it’s parked at an abandoned auto
repair shop.


There was a news story last night about a fire that engulfed the Address Hotel in Dubai. When I saw the video, ‘engulf’ is a mild word for it. It went up like a torch. But the Dubai fireworks show went on, anyway. It was an almost symbolic thing.

Happy wishes for everyone here at TAH for the coming year. I hope you meet whatever goals you set and have an extremely productive and happy new year.


Happy New Year, Dickweeds!!! All 3 million of yas!


Happy New Year all!

Green Thumb

Happy New Year, TAH!!

And The False Commander Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) still works balls!

Bernath's Fuel Plan

I was going to stay up for the new year’s festivities, but I ran out of coffee. I thought I had enough coffee. I ended up crashing at 6:00 PM and sleeping through all the year’s festivities.


So, in other words: you crashed at Noah Gas’ place?


2/17 AirCav- Happy New Year DUDE!

A Proud Infidel®™

HAPPY New Year, everyone!!

Toasty Coastie

Happy New Year you guys… 😀


Hi, Sea Goddess! Sent you something.

Hack Stone

New Jersey? Figures.

Dave Hardin

Thats just great, who gave Jonn the liquor? I was hoping this year he would sober up before spring thaw.

Maybe this year TSO will spend less time sporting around in his new gas guzzling environmentally unsound sporting vehicle and get some sleep.

Leaving that Hobo guy in charge is like putting Corporal Agarn in charge of F Troop.


Good to see ya back, DH.

And FAQ-U too, amigo. (smile)


Happy New Year to all my fellow dickweed miscreants here at TAH and to the admins who give us such a wonderful opportunity to express our opinions.

Thank You very much.


Happy New Year, to all of us Dickweeds.


Happy New Year to y’all from here in Slammintonio.

Reckon it’s better to be a Dickweed than a Flowering Dick…


To All Those Who HAD to Embellished Their Military Service (and you know who I am talking about):

“Everyone has a job to do. Every man serves the whole. The Ordnance is needed to supply the guns. The Quartermaster is needed to bring up the food and clothes for us, for where we are going there’s not a hell of a lot to steal. Every last man in the mess hall, even the guy that heats the water to keep us from getting diarrhea, has a role to play. Even the Chaplain is important, for if we get killed and he is not there to bury us, we would all go to hell. We don’t want yellow cowards in the Army. They should be killed off like flies. If not, they will go back home after war, goddamn cowards, and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. One of the bravest men I saw in the African campaign was the man I saw on a telegraph pole in the midst of furious fire…I stopped and asked him what in hell he was doing up there and he answered “Fixing the wire, Sir.”

“Isn’t it a little unhealthy up there right now?” I asked.

“Yes, Sir, but this goddamn wire has to be fixed.”

—-General George Smith Patton, Jr.


From “The Speech”.

Should be required reading for all who join the military.


Amen, nbcguy54ACTUAL, AMEN!


Jonn and all,
Thank you for giving me a place to express my point of view. I keep telling my self that I will write more.

My new years resolution is to be the person I want to be instead of the person I allow myself to be.

I will write more and be more involved


Happy New Year, y’all! And thanks to Jonn and the rest of the admin gang for keeping this place going.

Airdale USN

Happy New Years!!!! To all!!!


I was away from my laptop so I’ll say to all Happy New Year – let’s hope by this time next year that a new President is preparing to take office in order to make America great again.

Retired Master

Happy New Year to everyone on this site that spreads the word about these SV creeps. I don’t get on this site as much as I would like to, but you guys and gals have my utmost respect. Cheers for a great New Year.


Late on saying Happy New Year.