TAH FNG FAQ – Suggested Additions?
The TAH FNG FAQ has been up for a bit over a year now.
Anyone out there have suggestions regarding additions? Can’t guarantee they’ll be added, but I promise to consider virtually all legal and reasonable suggestions. Hell, I’ll also probably consider most not-so-reasonable suggestions – so long as they don’t involve farm animals or physically impossible solo acts.
But don’ t even think about suggesting I get “friendly” with any of our candidates for POTUS. That ain’t reasonable, and it ain’t gonna happen. (smile)
Category: Politics
“I’ll also probably consider most not-so-reasonable suggestions – so long as they don’t involve farm animals or physically impossible solo acts”
Well, there go any suggestions that I had. I’m just sayin’
So, GFY and GFAG?
Yep, no problem, there will be NONE of that.
😀 😀
OK, I had to look up GFAG.
Nice.
🙂
Speaking of unspeakable acts and farm animals, where do we go to read all of the Wickre files?
1. Please DO come to TAH and raise hell when you’re caught and blather and bluster and then be prepared to get your ass handed to you because….
Every once and a while, we need a new chew toy here.
Oh and get your wife or girlfriend (or boyfriend as the case may be) to come along for the ride. The Ladies of TAH need a scratching post at times as well.
(Just an edit to the existing FAQs.)
:rolls: 😀
I’d add a WARNING that The Lionesses of TAH®™ DON’T hold back, they tear in like a Pride of Lionesses on a prey animal! 😀
Perhaps a reminder to have a current tetanus shot before coming here…
None that I can think of but could we do a Wacky tin foil story once a week for some comic relief?????
Damn my 65 lbs blue heeler has a pic that he would like used for for Friday’s blog
Maybe let new folks know that the False Commander Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls.
Just a suggestion.
Hmm, I had heard he was exceptional with salads, something about tossing and all…
With extra ranch.
Slightly off-topic (but reminded of it in your last paragraph), but I’d like to see a TAH rundown of how the candidates stack up on military/veterans issues. No endorsement required, of course. I always get so many mailers on this from various organizations, but I’m curious what the TAH contributors think.
Better still, drop in a little analysis of their claims or promises, if possible.
For example, someone did a pretty good thrashing of Sanders wanting to spend more on the VA, exposing it for what it was–expanding government which serves no useful purpose.
@D:
I’d like to see some discussion on what the folks here see as the important issues before discussion of candidates’ stances on same.
For me it’s:
Adjusting the meaning of our Constitution back to its actual meaning instead of the bullshit mutations that the destructionists have invented to keep the stupid and weak-minded on their knees. Then enforcing same with a vengeance on those who take office at any level of governance.
Culling the fuck out of the commiescum herd. Or, dealing with domestic enemy as the enemy they are.
Illegal immigration and border security.
After that, seems to me everything else would fall into place.
Q: Should I ever get in an airplane with Daniel Bernath?
A: Not ever. Daniel Bernath crashed his airplane approximately 200 yards short of a runway in Oregon because it ran out of fuel. Also, Daniel Bernath is a blazing dipshit.
“Flaming”
😉
“Flaming”? Hardly.
No fuel remaining at time of crash, so no fire.
Nice. Touche’.
Q: How good a lawyer is he? I need to sue someone, like Yelp or the lawyers who got my law license suspended.
A: If considering retaining Bernath for any legal action, shoot yourself. In the face.
A. Only if you, as pilot in command has performed an actual Pre-flight inspection of the aircraft in accordance with FAR’s.
Neither human nor animal should ever get in a plane with Dan Bernath. Got duct tape?
Q: Why aren’t you guys more tolerant of liberal ideals and spokespersons?
A: Because, go fuck yourself….
Moonbats taste like chicken every time!! 😀
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
So whaddya got against farm animals?
Just saw a sheep the other day that was baaing “Jo-ah-ah-ah-annnnnnnn”…
Perhaps a blurb on Blue Falcon Syndrome.
Spec8 Moerk and Master Bateman could be used as examples.
Add-on: Old Scruff Face is a good Blue Falcon example also.
‘Ol Fungus Head the Lawn Dart ought to be considered as one of the top Blue Falcons of all time and his sniveling sidekick the *SLUUUURP*41 should be considered if there was ever an Imbecile Hall of Fame!
Policy guidance on posting links to other blogs, please.
When I showed you my ex “embelisher” Hubert “Jay” Hemenway (and not his child molesting father with the same name) there were a few things said about him, but not to him. He apparently didn’t even know that he had been posted. It is sickening to see what he has people believing. Over 1700 jumps. How does one get to go through Fort Beinning or become a Sargent with even having a high school diploma? How is it you sit at fort Lewis and be come an E5. He sets up scenes or takes a drink for “His” men. This man can work and even the VA says he can work but he takes up Dr appointments with his fake injuries so when a true veteran needs an appointment they must wait for another opening. I had a friend that served 3 combat duties in Iraq until his vehicle hit an IED and was forced to come home. He faded quickly and would get his meds mixed up until one day he did not wake. My friend was a true veteran and needed the VA more but received less because of people that fake their way to free medical and all the other benefits. It Pisses me off!! I am sorry, I want people to know and bring him down to the level that he belongs. His friends need to know that my ex is a Narcissist. No I am not a disgruntled ex wife either, in fact I was the one that divorced him even though he did not want. It makes me sick to think how fast I jumped into the wedding bells with him and stuck it out as long as I did. There is so much more I want people to know about him, the personal stuff, let me just say this women’s underwear and sexy lingerie
Hell hath no fury…
It always angers me when I hear of these things. The phonies who get theirs whilst the reals have to wait.
Hemenway is an oldie from April 14, 2014. The wannabe’s have got to understand; the interwebz are forever.
I remember that dirtbag.
I guessed, and it appears rightly so, that that taint tickler that he supports has seen some action.
More like 1700 two-pumps.
Assclown.
Yeah, here’s one. “If you are reading this because you are concerned that you may be regarded as a valor thief, you are a valor thief. Now, sign off, don’t come back, and GFY.”
I was thinking we also probably need to get Turd Bolling’s info up there for the FNG’s so they can get “acquainted” with the level of shitbaggery that some of these turds bring to the table.
Turd Bolling (of Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency) is a classic “tip of the iceberg” example. Poser, fake SEAL, formerly disgraced LEO, fake LEO (for a time), sexual harasser of women (and men), obese slimeball, lair, thief and bully.
Did I miss anything?
How ’bout “The thin-skinned and easily offended types need not even enter here, YOU WILL BE CHEWED AND DEVOURED!!’
Well, I can see someone hasn’t read the FAQ. That’s pretty much already there.
How about a nice big, REPORT STOLEN VALOR HERE, button on the page and the home page. Do a simple form with the basic info needed to start a case file.
“How can I participate/support the Stolen Valor cause”
Some mention of the Donate button and what is required to help do research on cases.
“Counter measures if harassed by a phoney” Address the things that can be done if you experience harassment by a phony for posting/confronting a phony.
“HONDO Honey’s measurements…..I mean requirements” I should probably handle that one personally. I doubt the pony tail qualifies you to make those kind of big decisions.
I could use some clarification about this Sarc guy and why he needs to be CC’d when I post.
Define ‘Porn link’, or are we going with the Potter Stewart policy. If so, we should have a ‘midget’ exemption.
Are West Virginia jokes/sad realisms tolerated?
HONDO FOR A DAY contest. If anyone displays the abilities of a three digit ASVAB by posting something exceptional they get to be HONDO FOR A DAY. You know, something for those of us straining that GED to strive for.
Alternate phone numbers for those wishing to rant and rave or threaten us. Why does Jonn get to have all the fun?
I hardly ever get to play with the other kids.
How about a list of who is NOT HONDO.
Lastly, a warning to those that clog up a thread with their sarcastic superfluous nonsense just because Jonn loves them and tolerates their bullshit.
The number should be a 1-800 that forwards the calls to volunteers on a random basis, just to spread the love around
Great idea! Jonn is just too soft and sensitive over the phone.
Well, you know, every since Jon read that “27 ways to be a modern man” he’s been more sensitive.
bahahahaha….
Lol!!! Now that there is funny, Dave!
Talking to Jonn on the phone and pissing him off would be like french kissing an alligator.
I’ll do it my other half thinks I sound like a ass hole already on the phone
Dave Hardin, good idea Sir! I’ll go for the extra phone line relief program. Jonn can list mine as one to call with their complaints. You can call it the “Mr. Sparks Complaint Department”. Be aware though, I do not hand out tissues, warm hugs, sympathetic support or make sammiches and milk for hurt feelings. I WILL dig a foxhole in your sorry little hurt ass and I won’t stop until I hit the liberal truth behind your whining or your magina, whichever comes first. Then I WILL post the conversation here on the Weekend Open Thread for all to laugh at. Sorry but my whiner’s sympathy fuse is short and my tolerance for ignorance is shorter.
How about adding a link to current acronyms? DOT and DRT, I get. My time in, AAA was well known, but today a AAA Battery is thought by most to be roadside service. Too much has changed for this old timer to follow as the old ones drop away and the new ones sprout.
I agree with that wholeheartedly.
The acronyms are difficult to understand until you see it mentioned elsewhere.
Ah, that new breed.
Pogue is now POG.
After that, it’s kinda hard to take things seriously.
Q – What, or who, is the DRC?
A – Trust us, unless you are a glutton for punishment like all the others that visit this site on a regular basis, you really don’t want to know.
Q: My boss has been posing as a Navy SEAL for years. Now that it is out on the Internet, he asked me to go on to military blogs to threaten and intimidate veterans who post comments. Is this a good career for me?
A: Sure! I see nothing but good things coming your way if you do. It helps to keep the veterans in their place if you mention the quality of your sperm.
or your boss may need to get checked in for a full eval
My advice to FNG types. Check your feelings next to your mouse pad before you start posting.
In other words, don’t expect to post a lot of unsupported rhetoric and not be upset when it is challenged, torn to shreds like pulled pork and reassembled in your fourth point of contact when you post nonsensical drivel. Don’t think this is your typical high school, college or millennial blog where we tolerate and welcome all opinions. We don’t. We welcome valid inputs. Period. If you’re shown to be off base, incorrect or down right ignorant, own it and get on board with the discussion at hand or call up from the basement to have mamma make to a sammich and milk and sooth your little feelings. Feelings, mine, yours and anyone’s are not the things we tend to here. We write about issues regrading the posted thread and either support or take exception to it in an intelligent manner. So if you’re coming here with tears already flowing down your face from the previous comments, it’s better to just lurk and read and ask mom for some aloe infused tissues rather than jump in the deep end with what your buddy, neighbor, professor of sociology, anthropology undergrad TA, or online HALO gaming team think. If you express you opinions in a coherent manner they will be read and perhaps challenged for validity. When they are it’s not personal, it’s wanting to know from where you get your information and how you arrive at your conclusions. From experience or hearsay. If you REALLY spout off and someone asks you your MOS, military or government contracting background for support of your argument, offer it. it gives us a reference of your ideas. Otherwise we may think you’ve just watched to many war movies, too many times and therefore hold yourself out as an expert on all things military. We’re not mean ass holes here, well I can be, but I’ll speak for myself. When presented with something which gives me more to think about it adds to the thread and perhaps my knowledge. When presented with what you heard the last few weeks on the Cresent News Network from Wolf… Read more »
Sparks, all I can say is
HOOOOOOOOOOAH ! ! ! !
Preach it, Sparks.
“14. Who do I talk to or contact if I have a complaint?”
Talk to the hand. If that doesn’t work, stand in front of a mirror and complain away. If that doesn’t work, post your complaint in a comment. When you read the replies, you’ll really have something to complain about.
Have ’em fill out one of these and try to find someone who gives a sh!t:
https://www.google.com/search?q=hurt+feelings+complaint+form&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=657&tbm=isch&imgil=0Pp55MDKWvIyJM%253A%253B5pli37Bo6bbcmM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fboards.theforce.net%25252Fthreads%25252Fhaley-joel-omnomnom.50027059%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=0Pp55MDKWvIyJM%253A%252C5pli37Bo6bbcmM%252C_&usg=__QFkC1JnwlPvFLJFITkptdM5bPQc%3D&ved=0CCwQyjdqFQoTCPuFv-K6xcgCFUJtPgod4CMNcQ&ei=vR8gVruzGMLa-QHgx7SIBw#imgrc=0Pp55MDKWvIyJM%3A&usg=__QFkC1JnwlPvFLJFITkptdM5bPQc%3D
Butthurt Report Form–in triplicate. I likes it berry muchly.
Hey Jonn, not a comment on the FNG section. But, how about getting rid of the nasty ass ACU pattern background of the site? How ’bout replacing it with OCP or whatever the hell the Army is calling it this week.