Thursday morning feel good stories
Today’s stories begin with an account of Jarod Clemons’ final moments in Tallahassee, Florida. Jarod jumped out of his girlfriend’s car, knocked on a stranger’s door, then took off running to the police station while taking off his clothes. When he got to the police station, the police put him in an ambulance. Then, using his newly acquired skill of jumping out of moving vehicles, he jumped out of the ambulance and began knocking on several random doors. Finally, he broke a glass door and threatened to kill the homeowner, but the homeowner killed him first with single round, center mass, and Jarod was DRT. You don’t need to be told, but it looks like drugs were involved.
Another store clerk in Houston, Texas confronted an armed thief. He tried to cooperate with the thief, but the fellow really wanted to shoot someone, however the clerk was a better aim and the bad man was DRT.
In New Orleans, Louisiana, another thief demanded money from a store clerk, but when he got outside, a rude customer who had had seen the robbery and went to fetch a gun from his own vehicle, stopped the thief and told him to drop the gun and get on the ground, but Mister Thief had other plans and discharged his firearm at the customer. Again, the good guy was a better shot – but not so good that the thief expired – but the state is making accommodations available to him when he gets out of the hospital.
Finally, in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, a homeowner awoke to the sight of a six-foot tall fellow that he didn’t recognize holding a shotgun, and fired a single shot at the man who immediately un-assed the AO, apparently unharmed.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Two for four, 50% over a day’s work. Not bad.
But that would have jumped up to 75% if the NoLo man had taken that extra one second to discharge one more shot, DRT, putting Mr Thief out of everyone’s misery.
And you can’t blame the TN homeowner for missing, coming out of a dead sleep in the middle of the night.
Nice start to the day.
Jarod obviously had issues with his wardrobe.
It’s called a “wardrobe malfunction.”
Just as glad there wasn’t a weapons malfunction.
There are blue pills to fix that.
Or he just received his pink slip from All-Points Logistics.
After being on the taxpayer-funded gravy train for any amount of time, getting “tossed off” does strange things to men.
Anyone got an over/under on how long it will take for someone to start calling for the arrest of the good Samaritan in New Orleans?
If our current administration is any clue, I am going to take the UNDER.
Rule 1 – you will always, always get sued by someone if you discharge your firearm at anyone ever. Dindu Nuffin’s mother will sue, an ambitious attorney will sue, someone will sue. Rule 2 – the legal situation is always less complicated by having only one side of the story able to talk. (Rule 3 – do not EVER try to improve your story by moving the body, changing things around, etc… that is felonious evidence tampering and will in itself get you jailed.)
Woke up late and while LOL reading THURSDAY MORNING stories first, my coffee got spit out all over my bedspread and PJ’s. Someone said “your wasting coffee”. It’s for a good cause..