SFA boots Joe Teti
Chief Tango sends us a link from the Army Times that announces that Joe Teti, the Discovery Channel personality on the cable TV show “Dual Survival”, has been removed from the rolls of the Special Forces Association;
“He is no longer a member and cannot rejoin,” retired Army Col. Jack Tobin, president of the association, told Military Times.
The association’s National Board made the decision after some two dozen current and former Special Forces soldiers came forward with allegations of misconduct against Teti. In the group’s 50-year history, only 10 members have gotten the boot.
Although Tobin declined to discuss the specifics of Teti’s removal, the group’s bylaws allow for membership to be revoked for lying about their Special Forces credentials or any “actions, deeds, or behavior by a member which brings discredit, humiliation, or embarrassment upon the Association.”
The folks at the Military Times say that neither Teti nor the Discovery Channel returned their calls for a comment.
Teti joins another of our featured personalities who has been booted from SFA;
Category: Who knows
I hate seeing people stumble – even if their wounds are self-inflicted.
He didn’t stumble, he fell. He did this to himself.
Also, he drank his own urine on national television on purpose. I’d vote him out of my club just on that principle alone.
Yup, self-inflicted.
Yep. “Foot, with hole (cal. 9mm or .45), one each”.
“Besides, it’s sterile and I like the taste!” – Patches O’Houlihan.
My thoughts exactly !!
I would say that he jumped on the grenade and pulled the pin himself.
Now him and DullAss can go skydiving together! Full fledged members of the Ustabe Wannabe pityme club.
Well, Joe can join up with the DRG now. I wounder what ShOrTbUsWiNdOwLiCkEr will say about Joe getting kicked out of the SFA? Blame Jonn for it? Or Mary? Maybe Scotty? Or one of us?
There is some evidence that Joe has made contact with the Dutch Rudder Group.
That is just too funny, I can’t wait to hear more!! 😀
So ole Joe is going to cometh too?
After he has a glass of his own urine…
… ’cause it’s all about HYDRATION!!!
Which you don’t — not with urine, at any rate.
Yeah… in DullASS’ mouth.
ouch !!!!!
LMAO ! ! !
This would be sad, if it weren’t so funny…..
/or something like that. 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
I just so happen to know of a certain light-sport pilot/lawyer who would make a perfect pilot for that aircraft.
I wonder if he’s “lawering up” with said wannabe pilot?
Teti, Witlessfart, and eight others in that outfit’s fifty years of existence, quite an unenviable title, ain’t it? Well, *SLUURP*41 was an associate member if I remember correctly, and he was thrown out for disrespecting a Widow and wearing an unearned Green Beret in public, the one he wore in a pic of him at The Wall in DC.
Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t this happen MONTHS ago? Maybe it’s semantics, he was disavowed and/or membership revoked??
October 1st 2014
http://archive.armytimes.com/article/20141001/OFFDUTY02/310010083/-Dual-Survival-star-stripped-SF-Association-membership
http://soldiersystems.net/2014/10/02/special-forces-association-revokes-dual-survival-star-joe-tetis-membership/
Just wonderin, is all.
😀
I was thinking that they revoked his membership back then and they’re now officially announcing they’ve decided that the revocation is permanent. I remember reading Witlessfart’s revocation letter, and on it was a statement that he had thirty days to appeal it.
Maybe it’s final, is the court case over now? http://www.militarytimes.com/story/entertainment/2015/02/20/reality-survival-star-saga-takes-new-twist-joe-teti-mykel-hawke-dual-survival/23662023/
If I remember correctly, Hawke is one of the innocent guys that Bernath accused of being me. Yeah, Teti belongs as a member of The Dutch Rudder Gang, I hope he gets put in charge of liquid refreshments at their next meeting!
Good Grief Almighty that is a horrible read. It’s like a bad novel of a huge coward and narcissist with an out of control ego.
This guy has no idea of humility.
Unfortunately he is Special Forces trained so anyone on his bad side really has to take threats from this moron seriously.
He has lost the ability to own firearms, now I only wonder if he will actually follow the law or ignore it like the felonious criminal he is.
Damn, that is really horrible and his behavior leads me to believe that he really is a dangerous man. Those that are on his bad side need to keep their heads on a swivel at all times.
What an asshole.
Oh, I don’t take him serious. How serious can I take a midget ninja. If he comes to the house I will just lock all those little pet doors, no way he can reach the dead bolts. Well, maybe if he stood on the cat.
LOL! Dave Hardin, I wanna be just like you when I grow up.
Though I love your humor, Dave Hardin and respect all you have done concerning teti, I have to agree with Thunderstixx on this one. Teti has a history of going after those who have done him wrong. And I was attacked at my home on February 28th and my truck keyed the night of my birthday and now I am getting crank calls on my cell…only speculation on who attacked me and his attorney tried to silence us after the attack which did nothing to staunch the suspicions. And that is opinion only. So, anyone who stands against teti should be vigilant.
The worst that we’ve suffered is a couple of Facebook attacks. We’re the ones who started this whole Teti thing and no one is making crank calls to us. I wonder why? I almost feel left out.
Yeah, teti’s hags took a shining to you with that last post, which they ended up deleting, especially when we called them out on the teti Truth pages. Their stupidity knows no bounds. I will have to send the crank callers your way… ; )
I am certain that several, if not many juridictions with LE authority, have SITAWARE on the urine drinker. He might be well advised not to do anything foolish with respect to the law as I am even more certain, this group knows how to protect themselves, their families and interests.
Stay thirsty my friend!
Has he captured the interest of any three-lettered Law Enforcement entities as well?
As you know, I am all too familiar with the little shit. I know you have had to deal with his bullshit. I have a name for people that key cars, make phone calls to women, and run their mouth to threaten people. I call them Pussies. If Teti did indeed do those things to you, that would be consistent behavior for a half pint little runt who’s puss filled ego needs a lancing. I dont respond well to people who threaten women and friends with violence.
Teti claimed to be in Beirut on his resume. That’s all I needed to see. On the list of people that would like to kick my ass, Teti doesn’t even rate an honorable mention.
Teti ain’t going to do shit to me. He is a punk. He lacks the balls to man up about his false claims or he would have do so a long time ago.
well i personally am proud to stand on this side of things no matter how bad it gets. Right is right and the Facts stand for themselves. Honorable men have stood up to him and I respect each and every one who has as many have not. I believe teti to be a true coward. Can’t say if he is behind any of this or not, but I do know that he has a history of such things and I have never had any problems before this SLAPP lawsuit. Coincidence, I have my theories.
Well, I doubt I will encounter the same kind of coincidence. A little fella like me that is afraid of the dark and sleeps with the night light on is an open target for threats.
Here pussy pussy pussy…..I know that damn cat is around here somewhere.
Naw, he is too afraid to mess with real men.
LOL about the pussy cat….
Thunderstixx, one of the defendants that teti is suing in his upcoming SLAPP lawsuit (interestingly, his lawyer, David Redding, is former SF who took the case on a contingency basis – no $$ from teti upfront) was assaulted and knocked out in her own backyard a few months ago. She lives relatively close to the scumbag. Not that I am accusing anyone in particular….. Unfortunately, your warning about taking threats seriously didn’t come soon enough. Only a coward like teti would attack a woman from behind, assault her & knock her out. From behind. Sounds like his M.O. I am not accusing teti of anything because I do not want to be sued by him. But… if it quacks like a duck…
Truthseeker, I agree with you on all points. I don’t accuse him, but the timing and the lawsuit are very suspect when dealing with such occurrences. I will not blame him either as redding has already tried to shut Captain Hawke and myself up with a TRO that smacks of infringement of our 1st Amendment Rights and was pointed out as such in the Charlotte News Article. Teti wants all of the evidence gagged and bagged so that nothing can come out. Redding has said that teti’s DD-214’s can be seen but not had and cannot be copied….WHY? What is being hidden. it took Redding from December when he filed the lawsuit until April to request teti’s Official Records. So Redding took teti on contingency based on his word against the entire SFA who was calling teti out for lying. None of it is based in Honor when dealing with Redding or teti.
Awwww… I thought that they already head though.
The Pee Drinker and Dullass in the same thread. I need a bath now. Shitbags, liars and thieves.
Raising a warm canteen of urine, in a heartfelt toast, to Joe!
Well done!
“Warm, golden, and delicious. Pour yourself a nice hearty mug, with a good head on it. Pee, it’s what’s for dinner.
Tee Tee Teti, spokesperson, the National Pee Industry & Urine Consumers Board.
Urine-ade – the beverage of choice for the members of the DRG!!!
It *does not* have what plants crave.
With all that’s been said so far, I assume the thing to have handy if Teti is coming would be a clean Mason Jar to piss in if he wanted a drink when he got there.
Kinda Simulated NSFW
Derpman cometh in a bottle.
“I regret to inform you that the appeal on your expulsion from the SFA has been disapproved. You may, however, resubmit your appeal in 90 days for further disapproval.”
No worries. Teti’s a member of other groups that are so secret he can’t talk about them. It’s actually crossing a legal line for us to guess which groups he’s in.
It has been a while since i have been able to use this
“I don’t often drink urine but, when I do, I prefer my own. Stay thirsty my friends.”–Joe
I really like Joe.
https://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/07/30/did-the-special-operations-association-oust-john-giduck/
Lying about military credentials, insinuating higly secretive military units, and getting thrown out of a Special Operations veterans group? Joe reminds me…of me.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
Well, I certainly hope my rants about little Lance Corporal Titties didnt have anything to do with that. I mean the poor little guy has enough guilt and shame for being skimmed out of the pool during Scuba School days after the Beirut bombing and just before the invasion of Grenada.
The embarrassment of being a pint sized little shit who failed at his attempt to become a real Force RECON Marine caused him to have false memories of being in Beirut at the time.
I hear failing out of a primary school and being transferred to Barracks duty to pick up cigarette butts around base can do that to a guy.
Well what the fuck do I know, I was just a poor little Admin Clerk. I did get recognized once for having the cleanest desk. Probably because I didn’t do shit all day.
I actually might have run across the little twink back in the day but I am not sure if that was him munching on the urinal cake, could have been. He is about right height.
Seems his records are missing those little wingie thingies that Marines who complete the training cycle for Force Recon get.
Must suck being called a pussy by and Admin Clerk. Who knows maybe Napoleons little shit stain will prove me wrong.
Hey Dave, willya take a deep breath nad tell us how you REALLY feel about Teti? 😉
Its the new kinder gentler me. I am trying to get in touch with my other side, you know, like that Bruce Jenner lady.
Dave, please don’t tell me you’re a “modern” man like Tyrone Shoelaces:
Probably NSFW or virgin ears
You’d make a HAWT chick! 😉
If I recall correctly didn’t Teti start a rant on Teti about being picked on by Valor watchgroups?
People went over there and started setting him straight then Birdbath and Witlessone went weapons grade batshit on the thread and he pulled it.
CORRECTION:If I recall correctly didn’t Teti start a rant on REDDIT about being picked on by Valor watchgroups?
People went over there and started setting him straight then Birdbath and Witlessone went weapons grade batshit on the thread and he pulled it.
A couple of tips if you are inclined to drink your own pee:
* Keep the stream along the side of the glass while you fill it. It cuts down on the bubbles and froth.
* Toss it down soon after you squeeze it out because it starts “turning” right away. The more you think about how distasteful it is, the more distasteful it is.
* Put it on your resume. Any self-respecting survivalist worth his salt needs to check the “I drank my own pee” box. Put it right below “I ate insects” and above “I drank my own blood”.
What are the guidelines for drinking pee out of your pilot/lawyer’s catheter? Is duct tape really necessary or just strongly recommended?
GDC: There are etiquette rules to these things, of course. Miss Manners says–First, never assume it’s okay to sip from another’s catheter. Always ask permission. Second, do not leave bite marks on the catheter. Remember, you are the guest! Use duct tape if you cannot resist biting. Third, never suck the last ounce of urine from the bladder. It’s just not right to leave the host pee-less. Lastly, always leave the catheter in at least as good a condition as when you took it and, if you used duct tape, be sure to remove it.
I hope this answers your question.
Yes thank you. TAH is my go to place for advice on etiquette, decorum, and recipes.
Drink urine? Everybody knows that’s not how it’s done. Teti is not Bear Grylls.
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I have yet to watch one of these survivor shows where any of these chuckleheads use tubing and visqueen to make a solar still.
In case Teti is reading this, perhaps he can answer a question for us. Is human urine as effective a protective barrier from chemtrails as is vinegar?
What a loser.
Cody figured it out.
great comments!
As Elvis woulda’ said it, “Thank-yuh, thankyuhverymuch!”. 😀
I have drank my own pee more than once. Never on purpose.
Cold weather training (mixed up piss bottle with gatorade) and in Physical rehab ( stoned on painkillers and sleep meds, mixed up urinal with water bottle.)