The National Poop Map
I debated whether to post this – or not, but since it IS Sunday…. The Poop Map.
There is something about the notion that intrigues me some.
“The scatological atlas, smiling poop emojis and all, was created amid a swirling dispute between downtown boosters and the Miami-Dade Homeless Trust over how to get homeless men and women off the street, and how to deal with corresponding sanitation issues. The two public agencies have been feuding for about a year now, dating back to the creation of a temporary shelter program at Camillus House, and more recently with the DDA’s promotion of souped-up porta-potties.”
Mind you… The homeless issue isn’t trivial, and whatever the cause they have to “poop”. I do find it entertaining that some bureaucrat decided to map the deposits????
Looks as though the issue may be coming to YOUR area: “Where do 600 people go to the bathroom everyday? Well there’s a map to show you where 600 people go to the bathroom everyday,” said Sarnoff, who displayed the DDA’s map on television. “This is a countywide issue, as you’ll see.”
I’ve got 4 toilets and an outhouse on site so I might be safe, but the rest of you better make sure as to where you are on the nationwide poop map.
Category: Geezer Alert!
I can hear it coming now. “Mr. Sparks, since you have two toilets in your home and these poor homeless folks have none, we’ll be assigning 5 homeless people in your area to your home, for when they need to go. Please leave a key under the front mat in case you’re not home AND extra toilet paper. Also, we would HIGHLY recommend, an ass gasket dispenser as well but that’s just our thoughts. After all, most of them don’t use them and miss the toilet anyway.”
lol, what a crappy story!
This article is full of shit!
As Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf might lament, “what a bunch of Bovine Scatology!”
Shitty subject alright, and ASSigning places for the homeless to poop? GOOD DAMNED LUCK, I remember a story from a church I once attended. they would leave the sanctuary unlocked on cold winter nights to give homeless people someplace to sleep until one decided to defecate in the choir loft and yes, tthe restrooms were open for use. handing them more only gives them more that they will tear up. Yes, i know a number of the homeless didn’t volunteer to be, but I’ve also seen a fair share of what I call “Professional Homeless”, ones who slither from one handout to the next. I wonder what the rich doo-gooder pols will propose for a solution?
What a Shitty Subject. Lol….
Shit in my yard within range and you’ll have a new rectum that starts with .45 on one side. The other side may be larger.