Bet His Replacement Stays Awake

| May 13, 2015

According to reports from the South Korean National Intelligence Service, the North Korean People’s Armed Forces Minister – Hyon Yong Chol – was a bit drowsy during a meeting recently. He dozed off.

At some point, he apparently also “talked back to” his boss – Kim Jong Un, known here at TAH as “ND:tBF”.

ND:tBF apparently didn’t like that. So he removed the guy from his position as Armed Forces Minister.

Then he had him executed.

Using anti-aircraft gunfire.

In front of hundreds of onlookers.

At a shooting range at the Kang Kon Military Academy in Pyongyang.

Seriously.

I’m guessing the guy’s successor won’t be dozing off in any staff meetings.

Category: North Korea, WTF?

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Hack Stone

When we dozed off in radio repair school, they just made us do pushups. Maybe he was repeat offender.

Skippy

Hmmmm And he’s all Shot Up !!!!!

2/17 Air Cav

“You wike sweep? Okay. You get sweep.”

The Other Whitey

I believe the correct nork pronunciation is, “You rike sreep?”

2/17 Air Cav

I stand cowected.

jonp
Martinjmpr

Any truth to the rumor that coffee sales to the Ministry of Defence have gone up by 5,000% since this happened?

Skippy

And a shipment of Rip-it’s was stolen and recently tracked down to you know where

JohnE

I wonder if $tarbuck$ is looking at NoKo as a possibility for future oulets suddenly?

ChipNASA

You know who else is apparently dozing off too??

/You posted an article about an execution using anti-aircraft gunfire, twice. You must like executions using anti-aircraft gunfire.

Skippy

Yeh… All Shot UP !!!!!!

MustangCryppie

He blowed up real good!!!

Skippy

Yew all cut up

charles w

Nice obscure SCTV reference.

charles w

Skippy

Nice !!!!!! 🙂

Former 3364

That’s not dozing off, that’s senility.

Stacy0311

Proof that PowerPoint does indeed kill.

I see a franchise opportunity for Green Beans!

Andy11M

Well at this rate every one of those Norks in the ruling party will be paralyzed with fear. Young Kim is his own worst enemy. I think this is the second or third person he’s had executed this way. Hope his cook doesn’t mess up that next plate of bulgogi and rice. Mmmmm, bulgogi and rice.

Andy11M

I don’t think Shorties Canteen just outside of the 5/20 motor pool sold that. it was all cheesy ramen and bulgogi w/rice, plus lot’s of junk food as far as I can remember.

Luddite4Change

Brings back memories. Shorty had like 15 kinds of kimchi, and quite the photography collection featuring all the BN CDRs who went on to general officer.

Andy11M

Was always funny spotting him out in the field when we were training, running around on his scooter wearing BDUs a Gortex jacket and that camera of his hanging around his neck.

Andy11M

Shorties was a Korean run canteen in a old quonset hut just outside what was then the 5/20 (now 2/9 I think) Inf motor pool on Camp Casey. So they did cater to Joes, but according to Luddite, the menu was larger than I remember. Of course I did my year on the ROK back in 94-95, so it’s been a minute. Hondo, my Hangul never got much past “thank you” and “one Budweiser please”.

A Proud Infidel®™

OB nothing, NUMBER HANA JINRO, kamsa-hamnida! :D. Did anyone ever end up eating kaegogi over there?

Andy11M

Dog?! no, never did…to the best of my knowledge. We used to mess with the new turtles and tell them that everything sold off a cart along club row in TDC was dog.

Nicki

OMG, now I’m hungry! I LOVE kimchi and rice! And I’m stuck here at Southcom without good Korean (at least not that I’ve been able to locate).

Sigh

JacktheJarhead

I would hate to be down wind of you the next day!

Andy11M

Try getting stuck behind a KATUSA on a hot humid summer day in Korea on a 5 mile company run.

A Proud Infidel®™

Aahh, KATUSA, we thought it meant “Koreans Against The U.S. Army” for the most part. As they progressed in rank, their English skills atrophied to the point that the only English words they understood were “Break time”, “Chow Time” and “Quitting Time”. Most of them would sneak off and sham twice as fast as any member of “The Sham Shield Mafia”!

Blaster

just stay away from the creamofsomeyounguy!

Old 1SG, US Army (Retired)

OMG, and we thought grass drills in the sand pit were bad for sleeping in training…

Old 1SG, US Army (Retired)

BTW, yawn, did I see this story posted twice or was I sleeping? zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wesley Wilson AKA Enigma4you

This is the problem when you are writing a post you have no idea what is going on on the blog, I bet Jonn and hondo were writing at the same time

Jinx

Carlton G. Long

Stay awake at all costs. A friend of mine says he was once part of the “OpFor” team at NTC, and during one cycle a he saw a couple guards (who were on duty) sleeping outside a “camp.” He walked unchallenged into the Full Bird’s tent and “shot” him with his God gun.

I don’t think the death penalty was on the table, but I’m sure glad I wasn’t one of those two sleeping soldiers.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

BREAKING NEWS:

Commander of North Korean Naval Forces was caught texting on his iPhone during high level meeting with ND:tBF.

ND:tBF immediately sentenced him to death. Here is raw footage of execution by underwater nuclear blast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ji9JbrJc1s

sfp2

Two rounds center mass? they need a 20mm. go big or stay home

CLAW131

I snuck a peek at the new Nork Defense Minister Aide-De-Camp’s little green notebook.

First entry on first page read: Get rid of all on hand quantities of Postum ASAP. Dump contents into Taedong River. Save all jars for execution area clean-up crew at Kang Kon MA.

Second entry: Set up lifetime contract with Green Beans and Rip-it reps for immediate resupply of existing stocks.

Third entry: Get cattle prod from supply room. Bribe supply sergeant if necessary.

Silentium Est Aureum

Overkill, redefined.

A Proud Infidel®™

Just think of the money waiting to be made selling energy drinks to the Norkie Military!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

“Yes Genelar, wirr that be a Led Burr or a Monstel this time, maybe a Lip It?” 😀

A Proud Infidel®™

NDtBF aka Kim Jong Un NUMBA TEN!!!!!

Sam Naomi

For my part I hope Young Kim continues to have his KILLING meetings, maybe we’ll rid ourself of all the leadership in North Korea, I will be the first to send him my (RIP) email when the word is out. That’s All!!!!!!!!!!

Sam

Pinto Nag

Like usual with most shitpot dictators, he’ll get sick of only killing cringing subjects fairly soon. Then he’ll become our problem. Also like usual.