Daniel Norby; a different kind of imposter
One of our ninjas sent us a link to the story of Daniel Norby, an imposter who needed a ride – and 20 bucks.
Edward Jern in Washington State was directed by the folks at his local DMV to wait outside for the examiner who would give him his driving test. Eventually “Dave” came out and introduced himself to the fellow taking the test. They got in the car and the examiner directed him on a route that took them to the local casino, where “Dave” got out and invited Jern to accompany him. Later he bummed 20 bucks from the confused fellow.
The local media reports that “Dave” was actually Daniel Norby;
The Central Police Department told the website that the strange sequence of events started at the Washington Department of Licensing on Kresky Avenue in Centralia.
An employee said a man resembling Norby was standing in line behind Jerns at one point and then she saw them go out and get into Jerns’ car.
The website said police and prosecutors offered no explanation why Norby allegedly pretended he was giving a driving test.
They don’t need an explanation – he was merely exercising his constitutional right to freedom of expression. It was a victimless crime, so they should release him.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
The WA state driving examiners should feel flattened.
Dude.
This turd has All-Points Logistics written all over him.
A creative, nefarious, out-of-the-box thinker and just general all-around scumbag.
Commander Phil Monkress is looking foe turds like this to replenish his ranks.
Maybe Phildo could work with him on his “claims” as everything else seems to be in place.
That $20 bucks could turn into a hundred w/ the proper fake claims, maybe score a few drinks and a piece of taint to boot as well. I love the casino angle. Original. Mooching minor scratch and trying to turn it into a pile of cash based on misrepresentation and who knows what else.
Next step: working government employees and contacts w/ connections to contracts.
Sky is the limit with some APL training.
He really, REALLY looks like he could give driving tests on the Short Bus.
/snerk 😀
He looks like he has licked A LOT of windows!
Looks more to me like he needs to be riding in the short bus. But I do have to give him props for being creative.
My first thought was, “Different? Well, just how different is this guy?” All right, I’m going to finish reading. This is going to be good, I just know it! 😀
Just for you Friend
At least this video was far more entertaining than that creepy Full Metal Jacket video you posted.
That’s not bad, ChipNASA. But when I get excited, believe me, I’m more like CPT Weldey. 😀
Holy Farking Shit FSW.
I can’t believe I’ve never seen that.
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!
For those that don’t get it, REEBOK did this for the 2003 Superbowl ads.
Hey, that was good! I found Part 2 and Terry Tate Sensitivity Training, too. Man, that was some funny shit!
Just reminded me. Back in 2007, I was at the Y working out. Back then, I was just a flippin’ beast. Got into some light heavyweight boxing and it changed me forever. So I’m on the treadmill running my heart out. Had myself hooked up to a heart monitor so I could push myself right to the limit. Well, turned out some panty waist got scared and reported me to the Assistant Manager. Guy comes over and tells me, “You need to tone it down.” My jaw dropped right to the floor. Talk about a WTF moment. Tone it down, my ass, I jacked it up, I got so mad. So I went downstairs and I figured they leave me alone. And sure enough, one day, that guy comes down again. And again. And again. Finally, one day in December 2008, I’m sitting in the hot tub after a brutal workout. All of a sudden, there’s these 2 cops standing there. So they escort my naked ass back to my locker. Hell, I didn’t dry off, just put my clothes on and got the hell out of there. They told me I was banned for a year or I’d be arrested for trespassing! I tell you, I’ll never go to a gym again. Ain’t no way I can put up with that kind of chicken crap.
Hey, it was good talking to you, ChipNASA. Take it easy, man.
Whoa! That was freakin’ weird! At first, I thought “Dave” had gone through all that trouble just to “borrow” $20. But then I read through the article from the Lewis County Sirens. “Dave” had managed somehow to “trade” coats with the victim, Edward Jern. Inside Mr. Jern’s coat was somewhere between $1,000 to $1,200. Cash. Now how in the hell did he know Mr. Jern had just cashed his Social Security check?? I guess he must have stalked the guy for weeks, planning out every detail of this whole creepy adventure! JEEEE-SUS!!!
His name is Daniel, but he was calling himself “Dave”. Maybe he was planning on saying THIS if anyone came calling?
I’m 59 and haven’t taken a civilian road test since I was 16
I just took mine again because I lived in DC and didn’t need a car and the hassles of being a law abiding driver without a car.
I don’t even know where to begin on a story like this. All I’ll say is ‘strange,’ and let it go at that.
How does this involve, “Stolen Valor”?
Attention to detail, John Robert. A “different” kind of impostor, as in – not a Stolen Valor impostor, but a different kind of impostor.
My reaction to this story is… WHAT?!?
I was more like “Dafuuu???”
Hey, I have finally found a poser that I like. Creative, ballsy, and he used my name.