Not A Good Idea
A week-plus ago, a guy was driving in Palm Beach County, FL. He cut off an unmarked police vehicle.
That in itself was not real bright, since at the time he was also (1) a felon, (2) driving a stolen car, while (3) in possession of illegal drugs and (4) unlawfully in possession of a handgun. Predictably, police followed him; observed additional unlawful behavior; and arrested him.
However, while in custody the guy did something that really takes the cake.
When questioned – either verbally or when asked to fill out a form; the account isn’t absolutely clear on which – he was asked his occupation. He indeed told the police his occupation: “drug dealer”.
Apparently the Refreshments were right nearly 20 years ago.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime
Ya can’t fix stupid.
He’s more honest then the guys feature in the Stolen Valor section
Sad, isn’t it?
One of the reasons this is such a great country is that even our drug dealers take pride in their work. I have to admire that in this young entrepreneur.
Exactly!
“(1) a felon, (2) driving a stolen car, while (3) in possession of illegal drugs and (4) unlawfully in possession of a handgun.”
I mean why is that shocking? What would you expect of a man of his profession. That is like being shocked that a Porta John Pump Truck Driver smells like shit or that a Doctor has unreadable handwriting.
“Here’s yer sign.” 🙂
That’s a purposeful level of stupid right there…
Or he figured he needed a secure facility to sleep in for a while.
DOH !!!!
(Facepalm)
Since I feel old and crotchety today and nobody else has said it yet:
If His Majesty Obama only had a son, he would……
I wonder if declaring your self a drug dealer is enough to be prosecuted as a drug dealer. He had all the necessary items on him to show his intent was to be a drug dealer. Give him his day in court and send him to Bubbas butt colony for twenty years. Show this turd why being a drug dealer is not something to list as an occupation. This idiots IQ is just above that of a frog.
Don’t insult frogs like that!!
I didn’t think something that chirps and eats bugs would mind. Was going to say Dung Beatle, but you gotta be pretty smart to push little balls of shit around all day.
Nobody said they’re smart.
I was on foot patrol and I stopped a guy once for some minor infraction like not having a front license plate.
I asked him if he knew why I stopped him. “Cause I have an open container of liquor in the car?”
DOH!
Yup, nobody said they’re smart.
My dad had the same thing happen. Pulled over a guy for driving without headlights. When asked if he knew why he was being pulled over he responded to my dad “Yeah because of the guy I knifed at Smitty’s (a dive bar)last month”
An honest drug dealer. That is definitely a genetic mutation.
LOL!! 🙂
My daughter works for the local PD. She would be the first to tell you that the “criminal mastermind” is a myth…they commit crimes because they are too stupid to work a real job.
If they were smart, there’d be no need for prisons or county jails.