I’m probably going to die in the next hour or two from a busted liver/spleen/brain something. I wanted my last post to not be about the Dutch Rudder Quartet.
(It is 14-14 at halftime as I write this.)
UPDATE: Sorry bitches, I lived. Shit talking for the next 12 months.
Category: Politics
I gave up at the half-time show.
Look on the bright side at least the Cubs will win the World Series this year.
Yep, the Cubbies moved one step closer when that team in Florida renamed itself Miami.
Now Miami just needs to move(very quickly) to the AL so the Back To The Future II prediction can come true.
Too bad Ernie won’t be here to see it.
It’s okay, TSO. I’d die of embarrassment for supporting the Patriot’s, too.
I do not have a working TV.
It is inconsequential to me what large grown men in spandex capri pants do with a pigskin-covered air bladder.
I may become interested again if da Bearsss ever return to being the Monsters of the Midway.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
Oh that’s good, Da Bears come back to the midway !!!!
Not likely until, oh I don’t know…
The Sun becomes a Red Giant in say 4 billion years or so !!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
Yoo mean DIS?
Haven’t watched a Super Bowl in years. Haven’t watched an NFL game this season. Haven’t watched a basketball, hockey, or baseball game either. Too many spoiled millionaires.
At NTC, watching it. Go seahawks!
I watched too much of the game all ready. I refuse to watch another down after #89 did his poopy thing in the end zone. Thugs. Classless. At least if the Seattle Shitbirds win, they will have tarnished the Lombardi trophy with their antics. In that sense, both teams will have lost and I’ll be good with that.
Head lines:
Patriots win! Yes., Seahawks got burnt.
Ugh. Gronk catch ball. All millionaires must throw temper tantrum and hissy fit fight in end zone before game ends. More typical NFL Bullshit.
Congrats TSO.
Now go riot! At least rustle a bush, or two.
It’s too freakin cold up here to riot, rustle or any other thing.
I’ll just watch all the post game stuff on espn
GO PATS 😀
To repeat something i just heard: “not only did we deflate their balls, we handed them to them on a platter.”
That brings up another terrible thing.
The Seahawks! They can’t complete a pass for a significant portion of the game. Then, all the sudden, 40 yarders right and left!
I demand an investigation. I accuse the Seahawks of having someone on the sidelines cast a magic Receiver Seeking spell on their balls!!!
Someone was spreading a rumor that Daniel A. Bernath likes to stomp on and kick cheap stuffed animals from thrift stores while pretending they’re puppies and kittens. I’ve given up on Pro Football, I only watch the commercials from a Super Bowl anymore, beer commercials are always the best!
I heard Daniel A Bernath might also be in on Elaine Ricci’s kidnapping. I also heard Daniel A Bernath likes to drink from a catheter tube. I heard Daniel A Bernath likes to fly airplanes without enough fuel while he duct tapes dogs paws together. I also heard Daniel A Bernath is the post in the Dutch rudder club. Daniel A Bernath, the comedic gift (but human shitbird) that keeps on giving.
Oh, and he’s the 2014 Blur Falcon stolen Valor Tourney WINNER / LOSER!
Blue falcon dammit!
Guys, Dannie-boi is simply trolling above. Don’t encourage him.
However, it’s not trolling to say the following:
1. A certain individual in Oregon applied to the Oregon State Bar for a license to practice law. That application was refused on the basis that the applicant had “failed to prove by clear and convincing evidence that he is a person of good moral character and fit to practice law in Oregon”. Part of the basis for that refusal was the applicant’s failure to disclose the suspension of his California law license due to failure to pay child/family support. The refusal to grant the individual a law license was later upheld by the Oregon courts.
2. The same individual afterwards registered the domain name “oregonstatebar.tv”. He was taken to arbitration by the actual Oregon State Bar and lost his case; the real Oregon State Bar received rights to the domain in question.
3. The same individual later was convicted of disorderly conduct for assaulting a Federal Administrative Law Judge and sentenced to attend anger management classes.
Anyone wanting to know more about this individual and the situations above is welcome to read the publicly-available documents linked below.
http://www.publications.ojd.state.or.us/docs/S44863.htm
http://domains.adrforum.com/domains/decisions/99657.htm
http://law.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/oregon/ordce/3:2011cv00599/102642/24/
Based on his demonstrated past conduct, if that individual told me (1) the sun was up, (2) my watch said the time was noon, and (3) I was in CONUS – I’d still look out the window to verify he was telling me the truth.
But that’s just me. YMMV.
You left out the part where the same individual continues to pull the same tactic of creating websites that are similarly named to the actual entity in question.
For instance:
thisainthell.pw
americanlegion.us
Granted, the above mentioned links no longer work. I bet he paid good catheter money for those links too.
Hey – I didn’t have time to list everything. (smile)
It’s not trolling if I mention that Daniel a. Bernath is also famous on a few pilots ‘ forums for his legal shenanigans after he wrecked his airplane!
worst. super bowl. commercial. ever.
Yikes. This sucks canal water.
Who in the hell throws on a 3rd down with 1 yard?
Idiots, that’s who.
You could have asked, “who in the hell throws on a 3rd down with one yard” when you have one of the best running backs in the league lined up next to the QB?
Football: What my paternal grandmother once called ‘one big game of fall down and get up again’. Feh.
Now it’s time for us to get us some baseball in a few months. Go Nats!
Aaahh Baseball, 20 minutes of action crammed into over two hours!
Unless it’s a serious pitching duel, then you might get 4.5 minutes of serious action followed by 2.5 hours of soul crushing boredom…
I think baseball is really appealing to accountants, it gives them a reason to nap in the sun….
Spoken like one of those nasty soccer fans who simply doesn’t understand the nuances of the National Passtime. (smile)
Yes that would be me…where the world championships actually involve the whole world…
For the record I’ve coached youth baseball for years and taught a lot of kids how to get good enough for high school and college baseball…it’s just not my game of choice.
I’ve also coached basketball and refereed basketball, but I currently only coach and referee soccer….and I’ve dialed it back on the coaching front to kids in the massachusetts premier league…much more fun teaching motivated kids to play a sport they love than the local recreational league where half the kids are dropped off as an alternative to a babysitter and the kids clearly hate being there…
I has been proven that baseball was a commie creation made to bore the American public into submission.
As proof, I ask you to look at how far socialism and commiescumism has grown within our land since baseball got foisted off onto us as our national sport!
Actually, Grimmy – one can make a better case that the NFL caused that.
The NFL adopted rules that diverged from college football in 1933 – the same year that FDR took office. I think the example of the NFL changing was to blame for FDR thinking that would be a good idea in other areas.
http://www.nfl.com/history/chronology/1931-1940
(smile)
Damn that FDR!
Was there anything he didn’t stick his nasty totalitarian fingers into?!!?
You are both wrong: the act of playing hookie to go fishing in a local stream is most to blame as it highlightsthe total failure of our way of life and that we need 8 to 12 year old boys to feed our families.
Just sayin’!
Actually, in a game involving two teams that run a lot, football’s not much better. 60 min of game time, at least 20 which (and probably closer to 30) is often spent watching a huddle or hearing the quarterback call signals while waiting for the snap.
Someone actually times and condensed the Super Bowl several years ago… the actual snap-to-whistle time was less than 15 minutes.
While a hardcore Cards fan (the real ones, not the football ones) I have to wonder – we claim to love sports with a lot of action but have little interest in games which don’t stop often, like soccer or hockey.
Well, except for maybe basketball. (smile)
As one of our stellar, stand-out student athletes pointed out, he “plays bassetball”.
That said, I watch the Red Wings whenever I can.
Bassetball? Damn, I don’t know whether to call the dog in question lucky or feel sorry for him . . . .
“Bassetball Jones”?
“…I need hep, ladies an gennlemens ….”
I had a basset hound who loved to play ball. When he went on to his great reward, I got another one who loved to play ball once a day. He would chase the ball and bring it back with his tail wagging. The second time I threw it, he would sit and when the ball stopped, he would give me the canine equivalent of the social finger salute. With his attitude, he could have played pro-ball.
I wasn’t hugely invested in this year’s Super Bowl. The Chargers didn’t even get close, as usual. I was leaning slightly in favor of Seattle, as there’s douchebaggery aplenty on both sides of that field. Either way, the Earth continues spinning.
Also noticed the facebook comment. It’s almost funny how Bernath is obviously projecting with his comment about child molestation. Even if I didn’t know who he was, one look at that fat, lying bastard would have me telling him to stay the fuck away from my daughter, nieces, and nephews, with one hand on my .45 and the other speed-dialing the Sheriff’s dispatch center. Bernadette Bernasty, if you read this, go fuck yourself with a chainsaw.
If it ever turns out that he is a child molester, there’s going to a big party the day he goes to prison. Both in and out of the prison.
If it ever does turn out he’s a Chester, I’ve got a carton of Kool 100’s for his cellmate. Hell I’ll even throw in Moon Pies for a month.
I’ll pitch in a carton of either Marlboro or Newports myself!!
Y’all remember what I said about “Projection”, and I still think it applies to Daniel A. Bernath. He’s accused many of pedophilia, bestiality, embezzlement, and spousal abuse among other things, I’m sure his karma and past will soon catch up with him one day in at least a courtroom or three, and it will eat him alive.
So you’re not an Alut-an Eskimo? Shocking. Wonder if his daughter knows he is shooting her wad on bad PI work.
I have a question for Seattle Seahawk Richard SHerman…..
You mad bro?
😀
Did both teams lose?
Kind of, the Pat won only because Seattle decided to not let the league’s best running back try to run 1, yes I said 1, to ice the game with 26 seconds left instead opting to throw into a crowd and leave it to chance….
Watched bits and pieces of the first quarter before opting for better entertainment in the form of CHiPs. I tried getting into the concept of watching NFL games, ironically when the Saints won during my first year in South Louisiana. This year I might have recorded two games; SEC football is more exciting without all the overpaid prima donnas.
The game has definitely grown into a major event for military leaders over the years, with unit training and down time planned around it. As I type this I am one of the few on Fort Stewart who is working before 1000.
Unfortunately both teams did not fail.
However, I must admit it was a damn good football game played by a gang of thugs, hood rats, thieves, wife beaters, cheaters, non-English speakers, born and breading out of wedlock miscreants I have seen in a long time.
That is all!
Word Master Chief. For all you New England fans, I have one name for you. Aaron Hernandez. :p
I was hoping that whoever won on points would lose the PR by doing something despicable and outlandish. In that sense, I thought, both could lose. But the Shitbirds wanted no split. They lost the game on points and they lost the PR, thanks to #89 and, I found out this morning, a last-second fight in which one of the Shitbirds was ejected. Wat to go Seattle! You lost twice.
I see Bernath’s catheter went up way beyond the prostate again. See FB comments above. His wife and daughter need to take his keyboard away. I bet they encourage him to go fly his airplane a lot.
Well, maybe not… since she owns it (the daughter). She owns a lot actually. I bet she owns the catheter even.
Google [“BERNATH NICOLE OI-EN WONG”]
I’m sure the American Legion voting members would love to know why their wannabe commander has all of his property titled in his daughter’s name.
I’m looking at the daughter’s address in Florida, yet the FAA says she legally lives in Tigard… I think someone is doing some hinky shit.
I wonder if his daughter knows what kind of shell games he’s playing with her name, or does he have her afraid of him from years of verbal and psychological abuse? It’s just my thought and opinion.
I’m more curious if the tax man knows about all of these little trades and transfers of high-price items between his wife and daughter.
He’s also made some sort of attempt to “clean up” that thing called a website (or he has his really sick stuff hiding), trying to make himself look like a candidate for the AL.
Danny-boi… my prediction is that you will lose… just like you lost you election to the school board to a WOMAN in 2003. Also, my guess is that there will be more of your insanity that will be revealed in the coming weeks and months. Things that will make you so toxic that the few friends and your family will start making claims that you are “mentally unwell” and legally make them responsible for your actions.
I SO wish there was a “LIKE” button here on TAH!!
Bernath had better check the process for becoming the Legion’s National Commander. I’m not familiar with the AL specifically, but in other organizations in which I belong, running for the senior national office consists of far more than showing up at the convention and trying to get votes. Typically nominating committees are established and nominees are vetted long before the national elections. Also, the next person in that position has been identified long before the convention. I’m sure that TSO can tell you right now who the next presumptive National Commander will be.
Besides, after perusing the Legion’s bylaws, I don’t see anything that gives the National Commander the ability to “close the unit that terrorizes veterans to self-murder, then I’ll escort Mark Seavey out the marbled doorway of my American Legion Headquarters and to the curb on South Pennsylvania Street where his cardboard box of house plants will be sitting along with his other various desk nick-nacks.” So, Danny, good luck with those delusions of grandeur.
No, I think he can win. To that end, we should encourage him.
Dan, seriously. Make a serious effort. But to do that means you have to spend some SERIOUS cash. You might have to sell one or two of your toys; perhaps even take out a second, third, or fourth mortgage. Hell, you will almost certainly need to drain any retirement funds you have. Even hitting up your buddies Psulie-boi, DullASS, and Frankie isn’t out of the questions.
Cost? Yes, but think of the reward, man! Think about what power you’ll wield! So for once in your life, Bernath, don’t be a pussy! Pony up that jack! Who cares if you owe money to half the lawyers in Oregon! Fuckin do it!
Hmmm, seems to me the last time time I was in Naptown the AL Natl HQ’s was on NORTH Pennsy Ave.
Isn’t there a Indiana National Guard Armory right across the street from the HQ’s building? I think I’ll alert the 38th Inf Div CG that a Non-CPO is planning to infiltrate the area. Maybe he can sic the 153rd Indiana Infantry on him.
BTW, the 153rd was the outfit that my father was initially assigned to in WWII and my Great Grandfather and two Great Grand Uncles were assigned to for the Civil War. I’m sure the 153rd can easily handle one Non-CPO who has no sense of direction.
Damnit, had a senior moment!! I meant the 151st Inf, not the 153rd. That’s what happens when you think, it just slows down the paperwork.
I’m still not right. My father was in the 151st and my GGFather and GGUncles were with the 153rd Indiana for the Civil War.
Hope I got it right this time.
Ugh, after all it is just the first Monday of this week.
With all the kook-talk on the internet and elsewhere about UFO alien abductions, I wonder if some of it might be for real. HEAR ME OUT, it COULD be that every member of the Dutch Rudder Gang has been abducted by a UFO at one time or another, and they were anal-probed SO HARD it gave each of them severe brain damage, that might begin to explain the initial source of their stupidity!!!
Was that last night? Oh, shoot!
Yeah, I think I was the only guy in six states not glued to a TV set until 11 PM EST last night.
Snow knocked out my satellite at about 9 PM, so, no, you weren’t alone.
BTW: the rookie kid who rose to the occasion and picked off the pass on the goal line. He, I would gladly purchase a hearty 4 finger shot of Jameson for.
And yes, you can end a sentence in for!
Give credit where it is do!
That kid will never have to pay for a drink in Boston again.
Ain’t dat da truff!
Apparently, he is a good kid too. In his first on field interview after the game, he was as humble, shocked and emotional as any kid who did something good or bad who was just called on it … He had NO words!
If you ever feel as if somebody has illegally accessed your VA records, call 1-800-827-1000 and they can tell you who last pulled your file up. It’s got to be an employee & they may be connected to certain buttfuckers we know.
I will have to give that a look tomorrow. Is there anything you can do to see if you were FOIAed?