“John” tells of recruitment by Kurds
Fox News interviews this “John” fellow who claims that he was recruited on Facebook by the Kurds;
“There was a Facebook page for it. Shot them a message, expressed my interest, they got back to me, told me to send them, essentially, a resume for their vetting purposes,” he said. “I just went online and bought a ticket. It was that easy. It was like booking a flight to Miami Beach.”
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“It’s extremely dangerous in that they’re taking anyone with no military experience, no age requirements, no physical restrictions,” he said. “They are just taking people there, giving them a gun saying, ‘Hey, good luck, buddy’,”
He said he was met at the airport and immediately driven to fight on the front lines.
Whaa? No predeployment training? No standing in lines for shots and updating life insurance? Just fly in get a gun and get a ride to the combat. I’ll bet he didn’t even have to stand in line for a rifle, or have a chance to stand in line at the range so he could zero it. Third world combat is the best combat.
I can’t wait until the phonies discover this is a way to make themselves into heroes without getting caught by documentation.
Category: Terror War
WHAT? NO PT BELT?!?!?!?!
/fake.
😀
I bet he had no SHARP or Cultural Sensitivity Training either!
In real life, REAL Combat troops DON’T assimilate culture, WE ASSAULT IT!!
Phonies already claim to be undocumented guerilla fighters. Remember Pinocchio over at MyServicePride.com? The guy claimed to be a trained guerilla fighter and said that his actions warranted the MoH even though he wasn’t a US Service member. Phonies already pull this shit.
That said, I have a hell if a lot more respect for a civilian that actually goes over there and fights ISIS even without training than some phony that steals valor.
What? … No pre-enlistment physical exam at a MEPS by a creepy doctor, that while inspecting your junk asked, “so do you like women?”
This really happened!
Musta been when All Points Logistics had the MEPS Support Contract.
Was the “Doctor” nearsighted, wearing spandex and smelling like an unwashed wino?
So, did he tell you to go sit on the bench marked “Group W”? (smile)
Or standing in a long line of naked guys told to face the wall, bend over, and spread em while the Doc does a pass-in-review? (And a Sgt dares anyone to fart.) This also really happened.
Our “Doc” had a ruler that he tapped you with to indicate you were cleared. T one point there was the sound of a loud smack and “the other cheeks”. Could have been a joke, but that too really happened.
I thought the first letters in DADT stood for “don’t ask”. Did you email someone? Did you cc someone? How many medals did you get?
If, upon his return to CONUS, “John” did not have to sit in front of a disinterested mental health counselor and answer “did you see any dead bodies?”, and then get a invoice in the mail for $85 6 months later for said “counseling”, then he might have shortchanged himself. He could be a ticking timebomb.
It was 1979 … they HAD to ask!
In 1991 when I first enlisted, they asked “Are you a homosexual?” to which a “Yes” answer got one sent out the door!
FABULOUS!
DADT was a Clinton-era policy change, GDContractor. It became policy in Feb 1994.
Sorry, I did not take into account the advanced
ageexperience of the esteemed author. 😉Yo … Dat are not funnee!
Right Hondo, A date that will live in Infamy.
Try going to a gynecologist some time.
OH, wait — wrong column!!! Never mind.
Hmmm. 33 year old “John”. 33 year old Benjamin Lowell Scott,phony scumbag SEAL. Hairdo looks the same on both individuals. Coincidence??
Hey Facebook is how I got recruited to be a Space Shuttle Door Gunner. Totally legit.
I wonder is John’s MOS with the Kurds was 1369?
84C mopic
Awesome movie!
He might have been a 69F!!
Issue them some snowshoes and send them to the Ice Planet Hoth.
Same place they sent me…
John my ass. I know the voice. So do you. It’s the Worf, the Klingon, from Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.
Did he have tattoos?
Well when you see these firefights on the BBC or whatever foreign correspondent newscast picks them up it’s not hard to see the entertaining “horde” combat technique where everyone is all bunched together ducking and firing random shots overhead until somebody gets killed and then there’s lots of yelling and a bit more concentrated ducking and firing until one side runs away….
Not a whole lot of bounding overwatch to be seen…
They just need a DJI Phantom II Vision drone operator like LtCPL. Dennis H. Chevalier to help them manage the battle space. He has messaged them on Facebook. He just has to go back into that room and get out his moldy documents… he hates that.
Pictures, or it didn’t happen.
Who will he file his ptsd claim with?
Sounds like fun, but I am curious how many federal laws are broken when one takes that sort of Warrior Vacation. I’m sure the phonies will start coming clean once the federal LEOs come knocking on the door.
If the headline read, “‘John’ tells of recruitment by Turds”, they’d be referring to me
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
Mr. Faker6 Sir,
I noticed today that you had some fan mail at the following link in the Facebook comment section. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56223
Perhaps you can offer the commenter a free Combat E-Tool course and smooth things over. There’s probably a Spetznatz doctrine about winning friends vs. making enemies but I wouldn’t know. Best of luck and Happy New Year to you.
Maybe they could try the get Dennis Howard Chevalier to join the ranks. It might give them something to do to keep his mind occupied due to his not achieving his goals.
I just got word from someone close to Andra Lorenz that she isn’t marrying the cheese slayer. 😈
A look at Andra’s Facebook profile shows the “got engaged” status removed. For his part, Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier placed on “I love me collage” photo update on his Facebook. He also showed a rant about animals knowing love better than humans.
thebesig,
Plueeze post more… I’m not on Facebook. How could such an act of humanity have happened? Could it have been that Andra searched google? Oh. the humanity… Capt. Chevalier, a defunct TSG wannabee.
Someone shared a picture that she posted, listing a bunch of links to posts about him on this website, as well as to others, that talk about Dennis Howard Chevalier (Denny). Included was an explanation of what kind of man he was, as well as quotes to what his ex wives have said.
Not saying that this is what brought her attention to what he really was.
I’m thinking that they may have gotten into an argument, and he ended showing his true colors. She was like, “Deuces dooky deuce!” :mrgreen”:
One for the good guys.
That collage has him going back to posing next to USAF aircraft, SWAT and the TSG photo BS. He keeps riding that pony. Also like how he has no “friends” commenting on his posts. Not even sock puppets. Making a run for the 2016 tournament?
Dennis Howard Chevalier (Denny) would be that phony that rides that pony. 😈
Dora Lee said that he kept all of those news clippings. The man is insecure, and has a constantly need to look “in the past” for his “glory,” because apparently he’s more of a loser now than he was before. 🙄
I guess he unlocked one of his old facebook pages. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?s=denny%20facebook
Among the nuggets:
He knew Chris Kyle.
He traveled to Kuwait in 1990.
He posts: MILITARY SERVICE – United States Air Force Civil Air Patrol (Two people like this, one of them is Chevyliar).
Lots and lots of TSG ACU XXXL goodness.
The last time I checked military.com, he still had his Air Force LTC profile up. That was recently. I didn’t see his Army profile. 🙄
Yep. Still there:
“Dennis Chevalier
Service
Air Force
Status
Other Military Program
Paygrade
O-5”
I always knew that Chevy would make a last minute move to up his standing in the tournament. I should have remembered that he would dork that up, just like everything else in his life, by being a week late.
No, but the threatening to put a bullet in my brain comment from him, then threatening to put one in my roommate’s head was sufficient enough. I have blocked him from calling me, and blocked him on Facebook, apparently, that makes him really mad.
In older language, idiots like these used to be known as “cannon fodder”.