2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament Second Round Winners

| December 18, 2014

I changed my mind on the voting, and we will do the Shitbag Sixteen on Monday, and the Excremental Eight on Tuesday. Then the Fecal Four the following week. That gives me more of a chance to write up new bios, because some of these guys (Bernath) are loobying their asses off.

Anyway, the Kleyla/Mullen race was dead tied when I went to do the results (at like 197 each). I ended up having the guy doing the graphics vote.
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Leaving us with:
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Green Thumb

I cannot believe Rahn won. I gauged him as an average shitbag.

But Stern advanced? Stern is a turd, no doubt, but I thought he paled in comparison to some. But that “Wickre” reputation 0r stain, if you will, counts for something I guess.

Mustang1LT

Well, I believe that Wickre was robbed so maybe this is his second chance.

Ex-PH2

Stern is pickwickre peckerwood’s proxy stand-in. peckerwood can’t present as himself, so he sent in his rep, Stern.

GDContractor

It’s hard to present yourself when you are busy as the sole owner of a woman owned small business fighting over crumbs spilled by the gubmint. And you have to use the right font! That makes it harder.

Sparks

Green Thumb…I’d have put money on Turd Bolling. But you can’t get every wish on Santa’s list.

A Proud Infidel®™

The Wickre is strong in Stern, he has some Bernath-like traits as well.

Flagwaver

There is only one Bernath and Wickre is his client.

Green Thumb

And they are both power bottoms.

OldSargeUSAR

GT:
Not to mention, “bedwetters”.

fsckity-fsck

Heavy Chevy has a good draw to the finals.

I see him against either Coyler or Birdbath in the finals.

OldSargeUSAR

He who flies without fuel in the tanks will be the runaway winner. So it is written, so it shall be.

Hondo

What gets me is that Chavous didn’t advance.

Folks, that worthless low-life used false military claims – including false claims of having received the Navy Cross, DSC, Silver Star, multiple PHs, and being an ex-POW – to avoid doing time for murder. Literally.

In contrast, all Decare was was a wannabe looking for free drinks.

In my book, what Chavous did is about as bad as Stolen Valor gets.

(edited to correctly list some of the decorations falsely claimed by Chavous at various times)

GDContractor

I agree. Murder trumps a lot of other penny ante bullshit in my book. He had my vote, even though I new that he would ultimately lose to the anointed ones in a later round.

ByrdMan

Hondo,

My thoughts exactly.

A wannabe hero trying to score a free bud light should never have lost to a phony POW who actually had a had in killing somebody.

ByrdMan

*had a hand in killing somebody.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

He got my vote Hondo, I agree he was a completely worthless scumbag human, one small caliber round right behind the ear is what he deserves…I am not advocating anyone’s death but murderers should face executing.

OWB

Yep. That one and couple of others are real disappointments.

GDContractor

The thing that pissed me off most about Mullen was the story that she conned a Navy Aviator’s widow into thinking that she (Mullen) was on the post-accident recovery mission at NAS Fallon or some bullshit. That’s pretty low, injecting yourself into the life of a grieving widow and making “I was there” shit up about it. Rot in hell Christine.

Good on Yetman although I am sorry to see the phoney baloney Indian facepaint receptacle fade away. Yet man is proof that, if you want something bad enough, a late start can’t hold you back.

I’m dissapointed to see Kirjath Toney lose so early. After all, his name is Kirjath. He probably worked out some deal with the Archangel Michael. Oh well.

Hondo

He probably worked out some deal with the Archangel Michael.

Or maybe the former Archangel Lucifer.

Green Thumb

And current manhole inspector.

Ba' al ze bub

Hey, leave me out of this. I have nothing to do with this shitbag!

JAGC

I was certain that Phoney Toney would duke it our with Banks. Oh well; Banks gets an easy draw.

The Stern/Bernath battle will be a fun one, mostly because it’s a fight from the House of Wickre (Basement of Monkress?)… Kind of like in the NCAAs when two teams from the same conference meet up as the tournament progresses. Stern is a poor-man’s DiLiberto for going on TV and using his fake credentials to sound smart. But Bernath seems to really want this. I bet he flies off the handle even more by making even more outrageous threats and then add some sort of stupid disclaimer like… parody, maybe, sort of… or, it’s legally protected threats.

A Proud Infidel®™

Speaking of the Wickre, whatever happened to their “alliance”?

Jonn Lilyea

Bernath is now communicating his clients death threats for them. Still allied..

A Proud Infidel®™

Ahh, so he’s still a conduit of Wickre’s craziness?!

NHSparky

It’s like a really bad Superfriends cartoon:

Wonder Lemon Triad powers, ACTIVATE! Form of, a DOUCHEBAG!!!

Semper Idem

Now there goes half a can of Red Bull and a lipload of Kodiak Long Cut Wintergreen all over my keyboard and monitor. Thanks a pantload. ;o)

Flagwaver

I’m calling it Bernath all the way to the bottom of the shit-burning barrel. It would have been up in the air, until that day in court when I heard his conspiracy theories first-hand.

Anyone who tells a lawyer something along the lines of “I know your client isn’t the real guy, but if you get me the real guy’s name, I’ll drop your client from the case” has to be a couple gallons of fuel short of a flight.

A Proud Infidel®™

Two words: MEGA-SHITBAG EXTRAORDINAIRE!!

Andy11M

I’m calling the fecal four now, It will be Chevy/Church in the first bracket, and Banks/Bernasty in the second.

JAGC

Will anyone join me in lobbying for Banks over Bernath? Banks, among his other random appearances in his fake uniform, used his full fakery to provide counseling to children(!?!?!). Of course, Bernath deserves to be in competition with Banks, as Bernath essentially stole the life of the truly honorable CPO Sheppard, but without the medical effects that came with such a life, and then further tarnished all semblance of honor and integrity before and after with his wicked ways as the defender of the indefensible. And he is a poor pilot.

Hondo

Dunno about that, JAGC. Banks has to get by Frankie-boi “Self-Produced Federal Court Expert” Visconti first. I don’t think that’s a given.

JAGC

Good point… It may end up to be the serial-poorly done, stolen valor litigation division.

Hondo

Yeah, this field is going to be a tough one. Out of the 16 remaining, there are IMO at least 6 excellent Fecal Four candidates – and maybe 8. Plus there were at least two more that IMO would have been worthy candidates that didn’t even make this round (Toney, Chavous).

propsguy

Let’s face it people, Bernath is the 74 Dolphins of this Tournament,
🙁

propsguy

well, 73-74 but you get what I mean

Green Thumb

Banks is seeing patients and has access to kids.

That’s tough stuff.

O-4E

Like the old Christmas song goes….

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”

OldSoldier54

Gonna be Bernasty vs William Derek Church, the Rotund Ranger.

SJ

Half right: Denny Chevalier aka Dennis Chevalier aka Hollywood for the win.

Thunderstixx

57-13, Birdbath is really taking the cake walk here. I don’t know if anyone can unseat him as the biggest turd on Earth given his propensity to stick his head up his ass and start gargling with whatever he stuck up there the night before.
This is just plain fun !!!
I look forward to this all year, then when it gets here it is over with too fast !!!
Anyone know birdbath’s email address ???
I would love to send him updates on his walk of shitbaggery fame !!!
What are we going to use as a prize? Should I clean the cat box and send it to the winner here?

OAE CPO USN Ret

“…given his propensity to stick his head up his ass and start gargling with whatever he stuck up there the night before.”

Goddammit, I actually DID choke on my coffee that time. I’m in tears from laughing so hard.

fsckity-fsck

it’d be mighty righteous if the Most High Reverand Coyler himself was miracled over Birdbath.

crucible

Thanks for this TSO-you rock. (And no, I didn’t call you a rock :D)

ExPH2

Are their complete Bios of Shitbaggery going to be relayed to the uninformed at the Excremental Eight round?

I have a long list of shitbag stuff garnered from various resources, just waiting for this competition to come up.

Our voters must be properly edumacatered to vote with discretion for the Final Fecal Fuckstick.

Friend S. Wilkins

It makes no sense. How on earth did the lovable, harmless goof ball Thomas Decare beat out the arch fiend, Charles Chavous??? I tell you, for a dirty low life scum like Chavous to beat a murder rap (ONLY 5 years probation, $1,000 fine) by claiming the Navy Cross, Silver Star, Navy and Marine Corps Medal, 2 Bronze Stars, 3 Purple Hearts, POW, scamming the VA out of 100% service connected disability benefits AND having his [expletive] name engraved into a Vietnam War Memorial…. *double facepalm*

Hondo

Ya missed one, Friend. Chavous’ had two war memorial plaques – one for the NC, and the other for the DSC. His brick there said he was an Ex-POW.

http://www.stripes.com/former-marine-uses-bogus-as-hell-service-record-walks-away-free-man-1.291449

Friend S. Wilkins

You’re right, Hondo. Thanks for reposting that Stars and Stripes link. I dug a little deeper and found one of the two Navy Cross citations that Chavous stole. Lieutenant Dieter Dengler payed dearly for that medal. He was tortured for FIVE months before leading the escape on 30 June 1966 and saving the lives of several of his fellow prisoners. I tell you, if Dieter Dengler were alive today, he’d go to the ends of the earth to find that son of a bitch Chavous. http://www.militarytimes.com/citations-medals-awards/recipient.php?recipientid=4327

TankBoy

My boy Church is going all the way! Also a shout out to my favorite three seed, Amy the ready for winter Seal!!!

SJ

I was Rotund’s biggest fan but he seems to have gone silent for a long time. I drove by Maison Church last week and didn’t see any posing stuff.

OTH, Denny Chevalier aka Dennis Chevalier aka Hollywood is still at it. On his Facebook (Denny Chevalier) he’s still creating the illusion that he’s flying multi engine aircraft. Oh and he is a big LEO, if Mall cop counts. Oh, and he thinks he is a stud like Tony on NCIS. Even Church didn’t get kicked out of a volunteer pretend military org. Denny is the real deal.

gungy

Gimbl has just as many personalities. It will be a battle royale. Plus one dog that’s hating life.

That dog must hate wearing a leash when running out into traffic looks like a welcome end.

A Proud Infidel®™

It was a bummer to see Mullet (*OOPS!*, Mullen) get beat by “The Snip-and-Tuck Fake SEAL, but oh well, life goes on. I can’t wait to see the voting margin crowning Bernastypants as this year’s winner with Blobfish coming in at Second Place, he will finally have achieved something on his own! Are we going to hear of the latest asshatery and nincompoopery from our favorite wannabe Oregon lawer in future rounds?

thebesig

Andra Lorenz, soon to be 8th Wife for Dennis Howard Chevalier, also known as Denny Chevalier, the serial wife beater/assaulter, will be able to brag about how her new hubby did well in a recent tournament. :mrgreen:

“Denny Chevalier may like to wave loaded guns around indoors, with people around, when he’s mad, but he seems to get a lot of votes from the veterans!” – 8th victim bragging. 😀

A Proud Infidel®™

In a perfect world, Dennis “Blobfish” Chevalier would be getting married to a Woman named Tonya Rodham Bobbit!

Fjardeson

My money is on Birdbath.

thebesig

Braindead Bernath, not a CPO, not an honorary CPO, not a CPO veteran, known in the regular world as Daniel Alan Bernath has a comfortable lead to winning the horse’s ass medal along with the title, “coprolite one”. :mgreen: 😈

Aysel

mine too, after what he put John, TSO, my husband and one of my best friends through, that dirt bag can go die in a ditch after crashing his plan into it

Flagwaver

Same here, my friend. Though, there is a problem. Which address should we send the trophy to? There are so many he claims are his real address.

Ex-PH2

At the end, it will be bad boy banks, bernutsless, cheesefish blobeater, and viscous visconi.

Hondo

Ex-PH2: don’t think so. As the brackets are drawn up, if both Banks and Visconti continue to advance they will meet before the Fecal Four.

NHSparky

Bernath has it wrapped up tighter than a dog in duct tape.

Rustle, rustle, bitch.

Bernath's Fuel Gauge

((((OVER))))

Hondo

You look rather drained, my good fellow. Are you still “running on empty”?

NHSparky

thebesig

It won’t be long before we’re voting the dooky deuce and coprolite one rounds. :mrgreen: 😈

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

This whole tournament is developing in to a deep and disgusting cesspool of excrement mixed with lack of character, real bad acting and a pinch of cowardice.

The more it advances the more we can realize that “it matters what we do here at TAH”.

Crazy Kelly

I thought Johns had it. But oh nooo! ! ! Yetman and davis all the way Lol.

Crazy Kelly

It’s better we shine the light of truth. To lighten the blind
In better words to show people we vet ain’t a bunch of nut case moronic nuts. Lol….

Crazy Kelly

Damn this comment was for a different comment. Opps sorry

Crazy Kelly

Damn what happened to Johns she is all over the web Lol… I did better then last. Davis and. Yetman all the way. Bahahaha

BinhTuy66

TSO states:
I changed my mind on the voting, and we will do the Shitbag Sixteen on Monday, and the Excremental Eight on Tuesday. Then the Fecal Four the following week. That gives me more of a chance to write up new bios, because some of these guys (Bernath) are lobbying their asses off.

“Holy VOTES, Batman!” This is like having four Christmas’s back to back! Oh, the anticipation of waking up each morning and finding the Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament under the tree. Oops, I meant on the monitor.

Empty tank Bernasty and Wing nut Chevy all the way. Honorable Third Place tie for Steely eyed Round Ranger and Weekend TDY killer Banks.

The Gas Tank

I am thirsty, very thirsty.

Hondo

“Stay thirsty, my friend.”

(Well, someone HAD to say it!)

A Proud Infidel®™

*OVER!*

Flagwaver

I do hope that some of the recent normal behavior (read: idiocy) is included in the new bios. I don’t think the Oh Danny Boy is going down without a fight.

A Proud Infidel®™

I see that his webpage address now displays a “404 not Found”, did he pull it down, or did he forget to pay the bill again?

Delilah T.

Proud, are you referring to bernitwit or to cheeseeater fishblob?

A Proud Infidel®™

Bernutless.

jonp

This is why I don’t enter Final Four brackets. None of my picks got through. The problem is that they are all shitbags and my shit-o-meter gets redlined too easily

Guard Bum

I am disappointed in Van Fleet not making the cut but Church is still going strong and in what has to be a record for a newb, Yetman remains strong.

But for gods sake the man/woman/eunuch fake SEAL is creeping me out and though I understand he/she/it is deserving of these high honors the selfish me wishes everyone would quit voting for he/she/it.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m still bummed that Mullet (*OOPS*, Mullen) was beaten by the beached whale of a snip-and-tuck phony SEAL as well. The legal mess she put innocent people through should have made her a shoo-in!

propsguy

Points system aside, ust from general analysis and their over all “bodies of work”

Predictions for the quarterfinals are

Kornwalt beats Decare 70-30
Church edges out Davis 55-45

Visconi beats Lawler 65-35
Rahn squeaks by Banks 52-48

Chevalier crushes Gimbl 90-10
Kleyla over Korfhage in an upset 55-45

Yetman beats out Rev. Colyer 60-30
Bernath blows out Stern 95-5

( + or – 5% variation, these statistics are only for fun, These nubers ean nothing, pregnant or nursing women should not use these statistics, stastics may cause infection, if stastitics last for more than 4 hours call your doctor. 😀 )

A Proud Infidel®™

Meh, I see Kornholer beating DeCrap 60-40,
Church beating Davis by at least 70-30,
Visconi beating Lawler about the same as you do,
I see Banks beating Rahn by at least a 15 point margin,
Blobfish over Gimbl by at least 75-25,
I see Colyer beating Yetmess, that lardball fake E6 never threatened to sue, nor did he make death threats,
Bernutjam Vs. Stern? Yeah, the Wickre slime will only let Stern slide so far.

SJ

I see Denny crushing in a last minute play. He knows he is a lock for the final 4 and damned certain for the grand finale. My boy Chevy is holding his grande asshattery for the moments just before the final vote. He learned pretender stratergy in his fake service in the pretender TSG, but, sadly, got kicked out of a org that nurtures pretenders. He went from a LtCol CAP/Compass Call pilot to a Mall Cop. Denny will come up with the Dec surprise. You all know Denny is capable of it

And, probably, one of his abused 7 wives will come forward in the final hours.

Hollywood for the win!!!!

Sam Killeffer

Blowfish Bomber(http://www.blowfish-bomber.com/) has updated the Visconi File including his new 11th hour versions of his PH and BS w/V. He sent them to me in an email with the file extension png (photoshop and/or photoshop elements). I converted them to jpg files so all can view them.

Frankenweenie is making his case for the 2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Award! He’s sued the government, Mary Schantag and myself. He’s lost all his cases. He’s threatened bodily harm to me and Jonn and others.

He definately deserves serious consideration in the tourneyment!

Hondo

Not seeing any new “citations” on your blog. Could you post direct links to the new items, please?

Sam Killeffer

Check the bottom item on the main menu. It will take you to a page where both phony citations are displayed.

Friend S. Wilkins

No kidding. I can hardly believe what I just read about this Visconi fellow. I can easily see him winning the 2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament.

Green Thumb

I just read the link and I have to say, “Forgy” Frank may have what it takes to make a move in the Fecal Four.

Unlicensed lawyer….whatever. Lori Benton and All-Points Logistics would take him in a heartbeat.

MrBill

Visconi must be hoping that everyone in the world will develop amnesia and forget about his previous stories about his alleged awards.

Story #1: I don’t know if I was ever awarded a PH and Bronze Star, or if I was even recommended for them, but I should have been. Please give them to me.

Story #2: I was actually awarded the PH and Bronze Star, and was given the certificates (signed by some LTC) in some recruiting station. Please add them to my records.

Story #3: I was actually awarded the PH and Bronze Star, and was given the certificates (signed by President Richard Nixon) at some unspecified time and place. Please add them to my records.

If Story #3 is the real deal, Frank, what is your explanation for telling Stories #1 and #2? If the Nixon-signed certificates are the real deal, Frank, why did you spend so much time and effort trying to persuade the NBCMR, a US DIstrict Court, and a US Court of Appeals that the other certificates were the real deal?

propsguy

Wait a minute, I thought Purple Hearts and Bronze Stars were Brigade level, why the F would Nixon be involved?

Ex-PH2

Two reasons Nixon is involved:

1 – He’s dead.

2 – Watergate, and those missing 18 minutes when he forgot to turn on the the tape recorder’s microphone.

Andy11M

While I don’t have facebook, I can see from the comments feed at the top of the comments section that Mr Visconi is campaigning hard to continue his smashing run through his bracket. See you in the finals Frank.

Marine_7002

Frank – the stoopid is STRONG with you. Thanks for sending those fake certificates for the Purple Heart and Bronze Star to Sam. You’ve just upped your mojo in the SV Tournament considerably. I voted for ya, and you’re validating my confidence in you. Putting Richard Nixon’s fake signature on those certificates was a touch of genius on your part. Thanks! By the way, Frank, the above is sarcasm, in case you didn’t realize it. By the way, Frankie, in April you wrote: “The Bureau is very much into internet crime as you very likely don’t know. Don’t forget, I worked directly with them for six years. I have contacts who tell me shit you will never know about. Once again, your brain is so clogged with misinformation you can’t see anything before your own eyes. They don’t have to tell me any details. I’ve spoken to them about Killeffer and what they said, without giving details is convincing enough to me that there is something in the fire. You sound like you have some L.E. background, but that doesn’t mean you know everything like you claim. There have been so many complaints about this exact type of blog and website that you can be assured this and others are definately on their radar screen and they know who the major players are.” Soooo…what happened with your contacts at the FBI who were going to help you? Now you’re saying you’re going to the “Legal Department of the Marine Corps”. Maybe you’ll have them talk to your nonexistent “contacts” at the FBI, huh? Fuck you, Frank. You’re a fraud. I’ll repeat what I wrote some time ago, it’s still true: “The Marine Corps, the BCNR, and the courts have spoken; the evidence is overwhelming, you’re a fucking fraud. You’re making that up about the FBI, just like you made up all that shit about a Bronze Star, Purple Heart, CAR, and the rest of the shit you’ve created out of thin air. Your claims of receiving the PH are particularly despicable. That so-called “citation” that you made up is proof… Read more »

Green Thumb

Damn.

Word.

Andy11M
Thunderstixx

Well…
I would surmise that you and he aren’t trading Christmas Cards this year…
I am with you Marine. The honor that he steals cheapens the true honor earned by so many that have made the real sacrifices that keep us free today.
Thank you for a very well worded retort.
And… Fuck off Frank…

Marine_7002

I did send him a Christmas Card.

The front of the card said “Merry Christmas” with a picture of a steaming pile of feces.

The inside had this classic verse:

“Life is short, times are hard.
Here’s your fucking Christmas card.”

I signed it, “Your Stolen Valor tournament voters at Thisainthell”

Frank Visconi

Killeffer: You and all your friends are so stupid it’s pathetic. They are “certificates” not citations assholes. Check out all the certificates if you can. They are signed by many officials. Certificates are pre-printed and many have the signature of the president at that time on them. If you recall, Nixon was president in 1969. By the way KILLER, have you seen the new posting about you: Killeffer the Coward! That is what you are being called by the Hamilton County Police for not having the balls to accept service of a subpoena at least ten times by their department and another seven times or so by private servers. There is a whole bunch of good honorable vets coming after you and all your TAH buddies. I can’t wait to see you all go down. I also know you and some of your friends have contacts at the VA because you are getting information that should not be available to you. Letter going out tomorrow to the new Director. One way or another I’m going to shove all you bullshit back up your ass. Only problem is that your are all ass so I don’t know where to start. Further, you’d better start using info from other sources that the FOIA. My CAR and PUC are on the way and it won’t be long until the others come too. You see, I’ve located some people from the past. Once this is all taken care of, I am coming after you, and Lilyea and all you assholes on TAH. You can bet your dumb ass will be back in court again and this time, you will be going down. And as far as Mary Schantag is concerned, she is the epitome of cow dung just like you. I might even enjoy taking her down more than you. Meanwhile, go suck some dick. By the way, no threats of harm to you pal. You don’t have the balls for that. However, if you want to meet on the street, I will make you very sorry you ever met me. Courts can’t help… Read more »

Frank Visconi

The only way you would know a fake Killeffer is to look in the mirror. There is much more out there about you than you think. And last but not least, you are ball-less without the back up of your idiot friends. the whole group of you wouldn’t amount to one smidgen of an honorable man. Got anything else besides sitting at your computer spewing lies about honorable veterans. Go take a fucking swim. That’s all you’re good for anyway.

Jonn Lilyea

No fair campaigning during the tourney, Frank.

Marine_7002

Frank: you’re pissing up a rope and getting your hair wet. MMMA and the Circuit Court have shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that you don’t have a SHRED of CREDIBLE evidence to back up your claims. But you continue to create and contrive shit to throw against a wall, hoping and praying that something will stick.

Guess what? Your clown act will have to go through MMMA and the courts again. Just like before, they will see through your pathetic charade parade, and you will have further stained and sullied what was a perfectly respectable record of service.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I guess Frank is all upset that he didn’t get the BS with V, PH and other awards that he wrote to Santa about… He must have gotten a lump of coal and all the reindeer poop from Rudolph and his posse pulling Santa’s sled.

Jonn – does the Marine Corps League know of Frank’s antics? I’m sure that there is someone in that organization that would love to see how one of it’s member’s handles himself when he is confronted about his service.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

“Forgin'” Frank currently equates to a steaming pile of Phil Monkress.

Normally I would go off but I am pumped.

I have him advancing to the finals and sometimes you have to bring it!

Way to go, Frank!!!

Ex-PH2

I don’t know, Green Thumb.

Spaghetti Visconi will be up against Bernutsless, who spent some serious time campaigning on MilTimes.

It’s a tough card to cover.

Green Thumb

What is the link?

Ex-PH2
Green Thumb

Frank,

I am totally voting for you!

You are the man!!!!!

Way to step it up and finish at the end!!!

Legans

You had a fine and honorable period of service that needs no embellishment, nothing needed to be added. Had I had your record I would have been proud of it. Trying so hard to add this extra hero stuff is mean and low. Just stand on what you really did and be proud of that.

BTW, Service Secretaries sign Bronze Star and Purple “Certificates,” not the President. Also, yours do not have a signature block on the left side for a General officer like all the others I have seen. Your “Certificates” are a no go at this station.

Ex-PH2

Hey, everybody! Lookie here!!

Ol’ Spaghetti Balls Frankie-boi is back in town with threats, inuendoes and downright asinine prevarications.

Balls to the walls, boys!!!

Joe Williams

Frankee boi, what squadron and what type of helo was it? I was a real crew chief of helos in June of 1966 thru Sept. of 68. Talk to big man(not a honoruable Marine). W@hat Squadron ? I am a life member of Popasmoke. A easy question for you, what is the real name of this group? If you try to join. The group will want proof. Joe

Jedipsycho (Certified Space Shuttle Door Gunner)

Frankie,

I know you are upset that Catheter-addict Bernath is going to walk away with trophy this tourny, but if you want to have even a chance of beating him, you are going to have to try harder.

OWB

Yep. On cue, the viscous forger ups the ante. Again. He already earned major points for his antics, but keeps piling the mess upon himself. Not unlike others, but he gets some extra cred for sticking with his original claims, with variation, through multiple lawsuits instead of just scattergunning it with unrelated cases of nonsense across the country.

Green Thumb

I agree.

I will also add the quality of his forged documents is quite a bit better than some of his competition.

He is definitely in it to win it.

Hondo

Not really. He just decided to spend $40 and get a NQA “replacement certificate” service to produce him a pair of “documents” that look reasonably good. There are any number of such services out there on the Internet. Before, he was just too cheap to do that – as well as too foolish to realize that there are plenty of people who actually know what “right looks like”.

But I will admit it kinda surprised me to find out that he sent those original jacked-up “self-produced documents” he sent Jonn to the BCNR. The various boards for correction of military records do indeed have experts who know what “right looks like”. It takes a special kind of chutzpah – as well as a special kind of stupid – to send crap like that to the BCNR.

MrBill

In the lower left corner of each of the new certificates is a string of characters that, to me, reads like a modern computer filename, nothing like would have been in use in 1969. Or am I off base?

Hondo

Could be. Unfortunately, this “replacement certificate” provider doen’t seem to make a copy of their full certificate available. They probably know people would just capture an image and use it to photoshop fake stuff.

http://www.fittoprintstore.com/Purple-Heart-Medal-USN-or-USMC-Certificate-REPRODUCTION-M-USN-PURPLE-HEART-REPRO.htm

It does seem to have the Navy seal on it, though – which is NOT PRESENT on images of known legitimate USMC PH certs from mid-1969 I’ve seen. So I’m thinking I know where at least the Navy seal part of Frankie-boi “self-produced” Visonti’s latest certs same from.

There are also at least six other discrepancies between Visconti’s latest round of “documents” when they’re compared to images of known-legit originals of the era. Suffice it to say I’ll need to see a copy of valid orders – which can be cross-checked against official records for validity, by the way – before I’ll believe the stuff Visconti’s “friend” has miraculously “found” recently could possibly be anything other than a fake.

However: no valid orders and I’m not buying it. And I suspect that neither will the BCNR. Recent decisions indicate that the analogous Army board quit accepting award certificates without accompanying orders as documentation for awards a few years ago precisely because of the number of 3rd-party houses out there producing false documents that appeared legit to the naive. Policy today seems to be no orders, no correction.

Marine_7002

Good catch, Hondo.

Hey, Frank…as Ricky used to say to Lucy, ‘splain dat Navy seal on that so-called citation, along with the other six discrepancies that Hondo caught.

And you still haven’t ‘splained why Richard Nixon signed YOUR PH citation when everyone else’s citations were being signed at much lower echelons in the chain of command. What made YOU such a special little snowflake that the President would sign YOURS?

Ex-PH2

I have it on extremely good authority that Church the Round Ranger is now sporting a Ranger t-shirt wherever he goes.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Would that happen to be a Power Ranger t-shirt?

Ex-PH2

No, per my source, it’s a regular military Ranger tee. Source also said he’s not yet claiming to have been one.

Stay tuned.

A Proud Infidel®™

If anything, I think he’s a corpulent version of the PINK POWER RANGER!!

Thunderstixx

These are so damn funny !!!
You just can’t help but laugh your ass off when you read them !!!!
Puts your own troubles in perspective during the Christmas Season !!!
ROFLMMFAO !!!