Adam Livix; phony SEAL arrested in Israel

| December 10, 2014

So there was this fellow, Adam Everet Livix, who was pretending to be a Navy SEAL and living illegally in Israel. He was arrested by Shin Beit, Israel’s internal security service, for possessing explosives and plotting a terrorist attack, according to CNN;

The Christian man lived in the Palestinian-controlled West Bank communities of Hebron and Bethlehem, where Shin Beit claims that he rebuffed a Palestinian activist’s solicitation to assassinate President Barack Obama during the U.S. leader’s visit to Israel.

Livix then moved into Israel — spending more than one year there illegally, since his entry permit expired in September 2013, according to prosecutors.

In Israel, Livix “falsely presented himself as a Navy SEAL” — an elite U.S. military special operation unit — and “dealt with various criminal activities and came up with ideas for a variety of terrorist attacks,” Shin Beit said.

Livix also “expressed … his negative opinion of the Arab population of Israel and his wish to harm sites in Israel holy to Islam,” Israel’s Justice Ministry said.

NBC News says that he is wanted in the US on drug charges. He’s not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, he tried to buy explosives from his room mate, an Israeli soldier.

Thanks to farmgirl with a mosin nagant for the CNN link.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

17 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
rb325th

Real rocket scientist there pretending to be a SEAL in Israel… and the Israelis arrested him for plotting attacks against Islamic targets in Israel… When was the last time you heard of Hamas arresting anyone for plotting attacks against Israeli targets?

2/17 Air Cav

He was likely deemed too damn stupid by IDF/Mossad to make it work for them.

2/17 Air Cav

Gotta love CNN: “The Christian man….” Now, I don’t care to do any research on the matter but I’ll go way out on a limb and guess that stories involving actual atrocities by adherents of the religion of peace don’t include, “The Muslim man….” But find a Muslim victim or potential victim and CNN can’t say it often enough.

farmgirl with a mosin nagant

I found that a little odd myself. I could see wanting to make it clear what his affiliations were, but I didn’t see anything in the article (thanks for the shout-out, guys!) indicating that he explicitly was doing this for some idea of a Christian ’cause’ (in his own head if nobody else’s).

Considering what a hotbed of political and religious hostilities the Bethlehem area is (like Jerusalem), I could understand wanting to specify to some extent, but… well. CNN.

Instinct

Wonder what the Israeli version of Bubba and Thor are? Guess he’s going to find out.

ChipNASA

Abba & Yoel

😀
/goy

Instinct

Learn something new every day 😀

ChipNASA

So this guy is even stupider than he is fat and ugly?
/shocker

Hondo

Apparently so. Wouldn’t have guessed that was possible, but the facts speak for themselves.

GDContractor

“Calling Dan Levy. Calling Dan Levy. Defender of a phony SEAL needed in Israel, STAT!”

GDContractor

Just thinking outside the box…. maybe Israel has a nice Coast Guard Auxiliary in need of a Vice-Commander or some shit…. He could change his last name to Van Livix.

Hondo

Hmm. Wonder if this is the same guy? Variant spelling and order to the 1st/middle names, but the age matches.

http://jg-tc.com/news/mattoon-man-pleads-guilty-to-financial-exploitation-of-elderly-woman/article_5af71b52-2849-552b-858b-346a0deca235.html

Hondo
Nicki

Guy looks like he may have eaten a SEAL, and may be a couple of intel pukes for dessert.

Green Thumb

Loser.

Hondo

Yeah, looks more and more like the guy is a “fine, upstanding citizen”. Also looks like Adam may be his middle name vice his first name.

http://www.tribstar.com/news/local_news/adam-livvix-past-filled-with-arrests-run-ins-with-the/article_a617aa8c-9f4f-5928-baad-6a710e60dce5.html