Eleazar Cisneros, phony cop

| October 7, 2014

Eleazar Cisneros

Eleazar Cisneros was out for an evening of bullying fellow motorists in Midland, Texas as a pretend cop, and then bullied the wrong guy, according to Associated Press;

Eleazar Cisneros confronted a driver, said he was a police officer and complained about being cut off in the parking lot of a burger joint.

When Cisneros was asked to show his police identification, he said he was working under cover.

Then his story changed. He was in the police academy, then, he had taken some criminal justice classes once.

From the Midland Reporter-Telegram;

A Midland police detective was in an unmarked vehicle at about 2:30 p.m. Sunday in the parking lot of Basin Burger House on 607 N. Colorado St.

Another vehicle pulled up next to his vehicle and parked in what was not a parking spot. The driver, Cisneros, approached the detective’s vehicle and knocked very aggressively on the window in order to contact the detective. Cisneros told him he had cut him off with his vehicle and that he was a police officer, not knowing that the detective was a licensed peace officer.

The detective asked for Cisneros’ police identification, but Cisneros said he was an undercover officer. The detective detained him and identified himself as an actual peace officer, according to the arrest affidavit.

Now, Cisneros faces ten years for the third-degree felony charge of impersonating or exerting the functions of a public servant. So, I guess that’s not a freedom of speech issue.

Category: "Teh Stoopid"

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MikeD

[sarcasm]Huh? I though it couldn’t be against the law to lie if you didn’t do it for monetary gain. Weird. [/sarcasm]

ChipNASA

He looks high. No wonder he was mad he couldn’t get a quick 3 or 4 cheese burgers.
Pretty pricy place for a burger….

http://www.basinburgerhouse.com

RangerX

Yeah, I thought he looked a little red/glassy eyed in that mug shot.

MSGRetired

His eyes look like that from crying the blues

John D

Yeah- but now he gets free baloney and mustard on white bread.

Sparks

It’s one of those Forrest Gump moments. “Stupid is as stupid does Sir”.

Club Manager

But he was a sniper at the police academy so that makes it okay.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Any relation to our own Dennis Chevalier?

John McMahon

Working cases on meatheads like this was a pure joy for me here in FL. We would get someone like this about every 6-8 weeks.

3E9

Being “undercover” sets off warning bells just as much as “records classified or lost in fire.” I love it when these dipshits actually run into real officers.

The Other Whitey

As with SEAL/Green Beret/CIA phonies, anybody who really is an undercover cop wouldn’t be telling anybody about it.

Planet ord

Lord knows they dont pull people over for private property moving violations!

LIRight

Good God, if I looked like this asswipe in uniform I would have deservedly received a 5 day rip!

A Proud Infidel®™

A FAKE Police Officer, Bubba & Thor will have a ball with him!

Just An Old Dog

This is exactly the same shit that Cheeseslayer used to pull, but he had a stolen Wilmer Police badge to flash.

Green Thumb

Turd.

rgr1480

What’s the TAH motto?? Oh, yes:

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

Dave

I imagine that something like this happen just makes any cop’s night.

Like the time some shitbag in ACUs with gold bars on his collar told us the Marine Reserve unit sent him out to check on us… Best day ever.

Dave

happening…

OldSargeUSAR

Bedwetter