Tuesdays with Claymore

| September 16, 2014

Flippin’ a-hole.

Suppose you’re an idiot who watches Ed Schultz…but I repeat myself.

Weekend at Bernie’s

It’s not what you want that’s the problem, it’s how you want it.

Right to work states are what’s holding us all back…because unions.

DUmbass calls DUmmies dumbasses for using dumbass words. Hey, wait.

Arrested by love.

Yes, because according to Darwin, it could evolve into a Corvette or something.

Beating kids apparently ok on DU…mouthy chicks, not so much.

Republicans hate black people so…Hillary.

Pretend cousins at pretend family events are always ill informed and cannot counter a well crafted liberal attack on the Constitution.

“They’re not taking the Senate, but even if they do, so what.”

Islamofacists who want to bomb you and cut off your head are an overhyped distraction. Plus Bush’s fault.

Capt. Squirrelpants McNutjob can’t stop thinkin’ about tomorrow…

Did I mention Bush’s fault?

Context…this thread is missing it.

When in doubt, remember; it’s always about race.

Pissing up a rope; Bill Maher Edition

Oh yeah…Bush’s fault. And Cheney too, in case you weren’t aware.

Hey, maybe she’s a racist too?

Family history…sometimes you should just keep that shit to yourself.

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The Other Whitey

How do you do it, Claymore? I can’t read through two lines of DUmbassery without nearly losing my mind.

Flagwaver

He must either have the patience of a saint or the liquor cabinet of a brewer.

The Other Whitey

My money’s on both!

Claymore

Scotch. Lots of Scotch. And a sense of humor…and by sense of humor, I mean Scotch.

MGySgtRet

So what you are saying then is Scotch….right??

The Other Whitey

Unfortunately I don’t drink.

Flagwaver

I’m still a little unclear on this. Are you saying that you do or do not have Scotch?

Commissioner Wretched

I would call those who post on DU “dumbasses” but it would be an insult to all dumbasses everywhere. Good grief. And to think they actually believe all that crap!

MGySgtRet

My God, where do they come up with this weirdness. It is scary to think that these dipshits are allowed to vote. And even worse, to SPAWN!!!!