Hasan wants to join the Caliphate
I guess Nidal Hasan, the Fort Hood murdering terrorist scum, is afraid that Bradley Breanna Chelsea Manning is stealing the spotlight by wanting to change his junk, so Hasan goes a step further and wants to raise a stink about his citizenship, according to Fox News;
The convicted shooter in the Fort Hood massacre has written a letter to the leader of the Islamic State saying he wants to become a “citizen” of the caliphate, in the latest example of the terror group’s reach inside the U.S.
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In the undated letter, Hasan…tells ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi that he wants to join the caliphate.
“I formally and humbly request to be made a citizen of the Islamic State,”Hasan says in the handwritten document addressed to “Ameer, Mujahid Dr. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.”
“It would be an honor for any believer to be an obedient citizen soldier to a people and its leader who don’t compromise the religion of All-Mighty Allah to get along with the disbelievers.”
So, we should save him the time and trouble, and just execute his ass now. But, remember, even though Hasan wants to join the Islamic State, the Fort Hood shooting was still “workplace violence” not terrorism at all. There’s no evidence that Hasan was influenced by radical Islam to commit that horrendous crime. Allahu Akbar, MFer.
Thanks to John for the link.
Category: Terror War
Next airstrike we fly over Syria this turd gets to ride along until just about trigger time, he goes out the side door…then we circle around and crater the place.
I say we hand his ass over to ISIS. It would be funny to watch him do his best Stephen Hawking impersonation trying to outrun 500 pound bombs. Good job Zero. Workplace violence, right?
No. He can spend what’s left of his stinking life right where he is, until he’s gone. Period.
Next letter he sends to his new boyfriend I hope we have enough sense to intercept it and insert some powdered coffee creamer, if ya know what I mean.
Why not just give that subhuman POS an IV of pig blood and LYNCH him right after that, then feed his corpse to some pigs?
I don’t know why we can’t afford to be generous here. Why don’t we share him? We can send them the parts that work, and we’ll keep the parts that don’t. That’d be fair, wouldn’t it?
Nidal Hassan? Fahkheem.
I think all of you guys are wrong as hell as what we should do with this Hassan joker.
Myself I’d say feed him his last meal of raw lamb chops then put the hard steel to the back of his neck, then send his head back by Fed-X to his fatherland and just forget that he ever had anything to do with ever serving this country (PERIOD) end of story.
Where the tall corn grows
Hasan wants to join the Caliphate…
And I want Hasan to assume room temperature.
Soon.
Hey, maybe we should give Hasan his wish and let him join the Caliphate… then he’s a legitimate military target, and we can drone his ass.
Be a hell of a lot faster than waiting through the death penalty appeals process.
Insert a gps tracker in his ass, send him to the caliphate, and send in the bombs. All problems solved at once
Well, since he’s reportedly dead from the waist down, he probably wouldn’t even feel the GPS tracker going in…
So did this letter actually make it to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi? Or did they intercept it?
I say strap his ass to a Tomahawk. Who do we use as a counterweight?
Blobfish McCheesesucker.
That, or just let some pilot known for NOT checking his fuel level fly him over there!
Hey, Hasan, go fuck yourself! Oh wait, sorry, I forgot that you’re no longer capable of fucking anyone or anything! Too bad about those 72 virgins, huh?
Eat shit and burn in hell, you filthy hajji cocksucker.
“Fahkheem.” Perfect!
I don’t care if he wants to join the twinkle toe brony sparkle pony skittle fairy fan club (TTBSPSFFC).
Just hang him. Soon is good, today is better.
I bet Niddy knows not what he’s asking for. No escape for him on manhole Thursday, all they have to do is kick his wheelchair over and go to town.
You know how you guys go on about men and goats and the jihadi? Well, I came up with a theory this afternoon and I think it’s a good one, so I wanted to run it by you.
Has it occurred to anyone besides me that the suicide bombers and slaughteres, when they shuffle off this mortal coil, actually BECOME the 72 virgins?
Think about it for a minute.
I think you may be on to something there Ex-PH2…while you were thinking of that, it occurred to me that Breanna Manning is planning on using our tax dollars for elective surgery and hormone treatments. I say all well and good, but the surgery and treatment can’t begin until he(she) finishes his max sentence and waits one year to think about it. Then he(she) can have obamacare cover it.
ROFLMAO
What does he think ISIS is going to do with his worthless disabled ass?
Send him over there with a bow on his head.
They should feed this asshole to the pigs hanibal style.
http://youtu.be/_uin3Ye9T8Q
Strip him of the wheelchair, clothes and anything he is getting AT OUR EXPENSE, strap him to a rocket and send him where he wants to go.
Fuck this bastard.