Yer Friday Funny: Stupid Criminal Tricks, Part . . . Whatever
A guy got busted the other day for trying to sell marijuana. Nothing terribly unusual there.
Well, except for maybe three little details that were a touch unusual. He tried to make his sale
- while pushing a stroller containing his 2-month-old child;
- to a cop in uniform; and
- while out on bail after being busted for burglary earlier this year.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Dumbass Bullshit, Pointless blather, Who knows
You just can’t fix stupid. It grows in the mind like moss on a wood shake rooftop.
You Stole my line………..
Was this moron our very own VWP? Sure sounds like it.
That was exactly my thought.
Then there’s the guy who got released from burglary charges erroneously who went to pick up some stuff at his sisters, fought with her boyfriend, and wound up dead of a stab wound. The DA said ‘we really don’t have a death penalty for burglary’ – well, gee, if you did, I’ll bet the crime rate would drop significantly…
Not to be outdone, while it’s often been said that, “pimpin ain’t easy” it’s probably not a real good idea to be turning tricks out of the local library, as happened here a couple of days back.
That’s about as fucking retarded as, oh, I don’t know, trying to sue the Social Security Administration under RICO statutes.
Sounds like he wanted to be in custody
Can’t you just see the look on the cop’s face? 🙂
There was an incident here in Houston where two ladies of the African persuasion LEFT THE JAIL, still wearing their wrist bands, and…
Got into and drove off with a bait car.
I saw that episode.
They were not only still wearing their wristbands, having just been released on probation, but were also yakking on the phone to one of their friends about just having boosted the car.
People like that should be FORCED to undergo sterilization.
If Obummer had a son…..
Phildo would be his name…..
Could be Bill Blake of Bartlesville, Okla, too.
Or Daniel Bernath, not of Florida.