Bernathian heroism: My time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite that’s chokin’ on the splinters
Not sure if we had ever shared this, and it’s good for a chuckle as the world’s greatest legal mind, and friend to all pisses off a radio host:
Category: Politics
Master Chief~
I will personally buy you the best Whiskey and a box of your favorite cigars if we can here the tape 🙂
Pretty please with a secret squirrel on top?
She meant “secret beaver”!
And I concur!
Why yes Valky, I did indeed mean “secret beaver”.
I have not had my evening shot of Jameson’s yet so was not thinking correctly. 😛
Why yes Valky, I did indeed mean “secret beaver”.
I have not had my evening shot of Jameson’s yet so was not thinking correctly. 😛
All FAA comms are public record. Transcripts, recordings et al, to wit, as to. All you is pilots name, tail number and the request is always granted.
I venture someone was recording Taallaahhaassee Tower … including the FAA.
I think to ROI surrending the events, which will be public record, will be far more telling.
Word travels very quickly when you have the attention of EVERYONE!
And you will ALL fall out of your chairs when you find out how I found out!
But I will let some else tell that story!
Oh, tell me, please, please, pretty please, with a cherry and whipped cream on it! I already got some of it from another source. 😉
I’ll even give you a frittata recipe in exchange. (A frittata is an Italian omelette.)
I finally looked up RICO and what it meant. So are we to refer to the admins as “Don”? I mean since we’re a mafia and all. Can I be an enforcer? I’ve already got the black leather outfit.
Ooo me too please?
I have a matching leather thong to go with my black leather corset, black fishnets and combat boots. 😈
Girl! You could make a blind man turn in awe!
👿 😉
Valkyrie and Toasty Coastie…it is rather cool outside here today but…you ladies are heating it up in here where I am! 😀 😀 😀
Keep up the good thoughts!
Nice!
I say we only authorize spike-heeled leather boots for the ladies of TAH *slobber, drool…*.
I’m getting confused, are we Mafia, a Cadre or some Leather and Lace fetish group?
I’m the designated “wheelman.”
I will take Lace and Leather for 1000 Alex!
I’m thinking a Rogues Gallery……..yeah, that makes sense
Hey you “guys”…don’t break my concentration here…please. I’m working on something…big.
Hey Shield Maiden!
I have a leather corset with lace cut outs that would look rather smashing on you…want?
Fpr Ex-PH2, I have a smashing lace corset with leather trim. I think we will look mighty tough and mean in them…what do ya think?
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If it’s a triple XL it will be a tight fit, but I’ll try it.
Its lace up so it will accomadate ddd’s if needed 😆
Shield Maiden~
Yours is similiar. The corset is lace-up, hunter green and is fur trimmed instead of lace. 😀
I want mine in pink, with little black bows and some lace trim.
And I have had a great deal of practice cracking the hunting whip. You should have heard the hounds yelp when I did that! 😀
And can I have a black and pink lace choker, too?
Well as a matter of fact Ex-PH2, I just so happen to have a lovely pink leather eye-hook corset with lace trim and black bows right here AND a black and pink lace choker that matches. Would you like the matching leather pants or mini skirt with that? I also have black silk back seam stockings if you choose the leather mini and pink combat boots. 😛
I was thinking of lace leggings with criss-crossed ribbons up the sides, but a lace mini will do instead. I want a serious cracker on the end of my hunting whip, too.
Master Chief, do you want that frittata recipe, or don’t you?
Upon further sorting, I have come across the most spectacular lace and bow leggings and a double tipped bull whip. All yours! 😈
Thank you Mistress!
Hell yeah, I will take anything your ladies are cooking up!
See below!
My motion is NO BOOTS for the Ladies unless they’re real leather and have at least 3″ spike heels.
*Drool, slobber,…*
Stabbing self in eye with MRE plastic spork to stop the bad thoughts!
That doesn’t work, Master Chief — have tried similar distractions.
These girls are mean!
WELL, SHIT, if we’re Mafia now, does that mean I can be a Capo, or am I gonna hafta start from the bottom as a “Mook”?
Frittata recipe (one of many)
This is Alton Brown’s recipe. He uses 6 eggs, which he says will serve 6 people, but I figure 2 eggs per person. It requires an oven-safe skillet. Leave out the asparagus if you don’t like asparagus.
Ingredients:
6 eggs, beaten
1 ounce Parmesan, grated
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
Pinch salt
1 teaspoon butter
1/2 cup chopped roasted asparagus
1/2 cup chopped country ham
1 tablespoon chopped parsley leaves
Directions:
Preheat oven to broil setting. (I wouldn’t go over 450F on this.)
In a medium size bowl, using a fork, blend together eggs, Parmesan, pepper, and salt.
Heat 12-inch non-stick, oven safe saute (skillet) pan over medium high heat.
Add butter to pan and melt. Add asparagus and ham to pan and saute for 2 to 3 minutes. Pour egg mixture into pan and stir with rubber spatula.
Cook on the stovetop for 4 to 5 minutes or until the egg mixture has set on the bottom and begins to set up on top.
Sprinkle with parsley and grated cheese.
Place pan into oven and broil for 3 to 4 minutes, until lightly browned and fluffy.
Remove from pan and cut into 6 servings. Serve immediately.
Hint: other recipes are at Food Network’s recipes section.
There are all sorts of fillings that you can use for this version of scrambled eggs, but the nice thing about this kind of omelette is that you do not have to fold it over, and you can serve it at the table directly from the skillet.
Happy Mother’s Day to all Moms everywhere.