Dean Gilbert; phony Navy SEAL
Dean Gilbert was an actual Vietnam Navy veteran. He served on the USS Clarke County in November 1967 when it was damaged near Duc Pho, South Vietnam and had to be recovered by two tugs and the rescue and recovery ship USS Bolster (ARS-38). It was out of service for a month. I’m sure Dean was involved in the repairs, he was an interior communications (IC3), but he’s no Navy SEAL like he claims.
Another one whose BUD/S class date is classified, and the reason we can’t get his records is because everything he did was just that secret, even John McCain can’t get his records for him. You know those intercom repairmen know stuff, stuff you’ll never understand. he didn’t need to finish Boot Camp because he was just that good – he took an abbreviated “SEAL School” for the same reason.
His FOIA;
There must be something in the air down there in Arizona. Thanks to Scott.
Category: Phony soldiers
Hey Dean .. FUCK YOU !
BINGO!
Love the “My boot camp was penciled in” because he was just that fucking awesome.
What a shitbag.
I’m surprised that shit-for-brains didn’t say that his records are in the President’s desk drawer in the Oval Office… or that he was on the same swift boat as John Kerry, making sekrit raids into Cam-bo-dee-ia!!
Anal violation with a 2×4 is too good for you Dean… just go for the 4×8 sheet of 3/4 inch plywood.
Yeah…Already SCUBA and sky dive certified prior to enlisting…Yeah…Basic “Penciled in”…Yeah right.
I think he’s due a call from the Pompadour’ed One.
It’s like every sailor who served in Vietnam was a SEAL, and everybody else who served in Vietnam did nothing but provide admin, loggy, and air support to the SEALs…/
Someone (Don Shipley, maybe?) put it best:
“Only 800 SEALs served in Vietnam, and I’ve met all 10,000 of them.”
Actually Captain Larry Bailey originated that one.
Wow.. I mean a real live G.I.Joe character in the wrinkled flesh…Ok, I am thinking he mixed his meds up while reading some Military comic while slamming his head into a concert floor. No?? Ok just a plain old dumbass poser then.
His character’s callsign would be “Pole Smoker 6”
I dunno if something’s in the water, but I suspect this fellow’s had some interesting self-medication events.
Perhaps peyote and/or mushrooms.
I’ve made contact with this idiot.
He is sticking to his claims that he is a Navy SEAL. Only he spells it ” Seal ”
He had to un-friend me first before he would answer my question though.
Since then,He has removed the photo’s showing him in a SEAL sweat shit & combat wounded ball cap.
You wrote, “sweat shit.” How unintentionally fitting!
My fingers must be typing what my brain is actually thinking this morning. 🙂
Noticed all his “I’m a hero” pictures got taken down.
Why the fuck do people feel the need to pretend to be more than they were? Seriously!! Especially those who actually served and had honorable stints in the US Military.
I respect anyone who served honorably, regardless of rank, MOS, combat duty, never deployed… but if you make shit up about your time in, you can go to hell.
…Aaand they just keep a’ comin’, the parade of shit-for-brainses never ends! Maybe there’s some nearby USG radioactive waste dump near him that we don’t know about, and it’s made this critter’s brain rot?
“Worked for Magor(sic) Mike Gray . . . all BS Black Ops work.”
Well, I’d say the “BS Black Ops” part is an accurate description of his story . . . .
I saw the BS as well…
He had me convinced at “Magor” Mike Gray … LEGIT!
I disagree. No black t-shirt, exposed ID tags, or SEAL trident tattooed on his belly in the photo. He’s a phony, for sure.
I’m going to have to install a seatbelt on my desk chair. Else one of these days I’ll hurt myself from falling out of it laughing.
OAE CPO USN Ret LMAO at that. I too need a seat belt now and I am sitting in a recliner! I guess I will never understand these guys. Honorable service, tossed out the window for what? I went in the Army instead of the Navy because I feared deep water. I figured out quickly at the Post Office recruiter’s station that I could dig a fox hole a hell of a lot faster than I could shit an island. So had I BENN in the Navy, even as a Comm tech like this guy and did not drown during my stint, I would be proud enough of that. In fact I would hope, for guys like me, they have an “I Didn’t Drown In The Navy” Challenge Coin!
Meant BEEN in the Navy. Darned pain pills.
Sparks,
” I figured out quickly at the Post Office recruiter’s station that I could dig a fox hole a hell of a lot faster than I could shit an island. ”
USAF version…..
“I could salute my officers and send them off to real combat, turn and head back to the office for coffee and doughnuts before I was in any *real* danger.”
/work smarter not harder.
http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/this-sucks1.jpg
Yeah, and the Ossifers sent out still come back and sleep on clean sheets.
ChipNASA It’s true, it’s true. When I left the Army I went Air Force and know what you are saying. Love the cartoon too!
Dean: Why? Why must you crap all over otherwise honorable service?
He must be legit,I mean look he has a really cool t shirt and Purple Heart cover.What a cock fag.Don needs to stomp this asshole.
As with the vast majority of these fakes, my bet is if you dig a little deeper in this shitheel’s life, you’ll find criminal or deviant behavior.
The more I read about these losers making up sh!t they didn’t do, the more I continue to idolize my own dad. He did four years in the Navy, 62-66, and was a cook on the Boxer. I grew up seeing the pics of the Boxer in our living room right next to his honorable discharge. He’s never claimed to be anything more than a guy who followed through on his obligation to the country.
All of these faking, phony asshats need to have their balls shredded and paraded down main street. Just my two cents.
Turd.
Bedwetter, too.
“light jungle warfare tactics”
hahaha what a dickbutt.
Glad that was on Facederp otherwise somebody might die laughing hearing that come out of his mouth.
He left out ‘Underwater Knife Fighting School’.
A question for you Veterans: Not being a regular (far from it) at the local (or any) VFW, how common is it for guys to wear a ‘PH hat’?
None of the guys I know fairly well who have been awarded the PH have clothing proclaiming the award.
Just honest curiosity. And of course any Veteran awarded the PH could wear anything he damn well pleased denoting said award.
No one I know that has been awarded a PH wears one.
mr. sharkman: only guy I knew who made any hoo-hah over his PHs didn’t wear them. He did, however, have the certificates posted on his office wall. I thought he was a bit of a jerk in general, so maybe he’s not particularly representative.
Others I knew with a PH didn’t make much fuss over them, other than maybe wearing a lapel pin at appropriate ceremonies (e.g., Veteran’s Day parades).
“Light Jungle Warfare”…. Is that for fatbodies?.. the give you a bottle of lo-cal dressing in SERE to make a light jungle salad.
What a freak show this guy is.
Just a little dash of triple canopy, because a little goes a long way.
Probably the only thing in there that’s correct; although it looks like he’s days short of the 4 year mark.
Poor old Dean. Got too many memories he would like to forget. Like the fact he is a lying sack of shit.
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