John DeMayo, lying hack POS blogger at Freedom Outpost tries to take on the big dogs
For a few days we’ve been sparring with this no talent assclown John DeMayo over at Freedom Outpost. I was going to do a long post today pointing out the various lies, inconsistencies, dishonesty and sheer hackery this guy commits on a daily basis. I was going to discuss how he does for writing what Jeffrey Dahmer did for grilling, but this morning I just don’t think it is worthy of the effort. (Although, on that last point, DUDE, could you please figure out the difference between “accept” and “except” and start using them properly.)
Instead, I am going to let our attorney, the great Jerry Galo Jerry Calo Vincent LaGuardia Gambini give you the overview.
DeMayo thinks he’s a law expert. I’m assuming he went to the Dallas Wittlessone School of Law or something based on his comments. Either that or he watches a pantsload of Law and Order from his Mom’s basement. For some completely inexplicable reason, he keeps Mirandizing people. I kid you not, a reporter keeps advising people of their right to remain silent. He did it to Eric Skinner, and then again to Lilyea. Presumably the latter was some sort of scary threat about Jonn being arrested.
What could he be arrested for? Nothing. DeMayo is such an imbecile he didn’t know the difference between a DD214 and a 2-1 file. He kept accusing Jonn and Scott Hughes of publishing a DD214, even though it was obvious they had not. He used this fiction to contact the lovely Mary at POW Network, and then my work, and made comments on his post, our post, his facebook page, and Lord knows hundreds of other places.
At long last, after making a complete ass of himself for 48 hours, he writes this:
Even there he’s being a dishonest hack, as it was sent to him. I know because I have the email sending it to him. And where’s this phantom apology? It exists only in his delusional mind. And what is a 201 file? Dude, he can’t even get his apology right. (See comments below. it is possible DeMayo did mean 201, but in context here I still kind of doubt it. Thanks to MSG Retired though.)
But like I said, I’m not going to do the full bore “E. Dale Buxton, II (Esq.)” treatment on this dude today, because I am so very, very afraid. DeMayo wrote this piece last night, posted it around 6 pm, and it is so much on fire it threatens to burn the internet (a series of tubes) right to the ground because of all the traffic it is getting. It already has two comments, and is priced to move from there into the middle single digits. DeMayo even shared it on 30 other Facebook pages he is so super, super cereal about it. So, I’m calling the entire TAH team in together today to come up with an appropriate PR, legal and ethical approach to answering this grave threat.
My initial thought is to go with name calling and mockery, since that has worked well for us in the past. But then again, maybe hit him with something new, like Haiku’s and limericks.
Dishonest jackass
Peddling shit on inter-tubes
Go home you are drunk
or
The dishonest hack DeMayo did say,
I’m going to be on you guys all night and all day,
Kept making up shit
Had an apoplectic fit
As James Earl Jones said, he’s cray cray.
(Jonn suggests But Jonn & Mark continued to play and Scotty says it should end with Exposing the phonies day to day. Please comment with your own poetry.)
BTW- Here is the last paragraph of his latest offal offering (that’s a bit of a pun for you):
My next article will explore the business of Stolen Valor organizations, its players, agenda and the honored and decorated veterans they have attacked. You will be enraged.
Anyone want to place bets on what “honored and decorated veterans” will be the centerpiece of that piece of brilliance? Wittless, Arthur South, Tony Meyers and Ray Hall are the first four that leap to mind.
And now I will get back to actually helping veterans instead of whatever the hell DeMayo is doing. That thing with the vets that got screwed by the guy in Oregon has me incensed, so I want to see what I can do to help.
UPDATE: This guy is comedy proof, I swear to Spongebob. He literally is defending that people in the VA are subject to the UCMJ, and citing to this link.
Completely without reason. Dude is NVTS.
Also, DeMayo apparently didn’t get the “cereal” reference.
Category: Politics
“Sometimes spelling and my train of thought gets strained…” Include subject/verb agreement on the list of sins.
“Which no one has been able to furnish to this point.” Huh? Add that to the list, too.
“My next article will explore the business of Stolen Valor organizations, its players, agenda and the honored and decorated veterans they have attacked. You will be enraged.” I am enraged. The pronoun “its” is wrong as it refers to “organizations.”
I visited this guy’s blog a few days ago. Please don’t make me go back! I’m begging you!
“I would like to know who I should contact (and the contact information)to obtain commentary for an follow up story involving the American Legion Media Director Mark Seavey and his relationship to Jonn Lilyea and Lilyea’s stolen valor activities.”
Did John ‘Hold’ DeMayo write that? Well, whoever wrote it needs to take a course in English grammar and writing. That who/whom thingy is tricky and we have a fail here. Compound adjectives take a hyphen and I have no idea what “To obtain commentary” means or, for that matter, what “stolen valor activities” are. Aside from those things, and a couple of others I didn’t spotlight, that’s a helluva job there. Helluva job.
‘I want to large a complant. I am agreeved, I am. Tell me how I can reech Mark Seavey. My beaf is with him. I am a patriot. He isnt. I will not rest until I have seen him exposed for what he is. I am a blogger, an profesional writer. I mean business. Be afraid. I know the law.’
WTF? What’s this about being subject to the UCMJ if you go to the VA?
If you served less than 8 years MSO you are on IRR and CAN be prosecuted under UCMJ. If you are retired and draw pay, same deal. I’d dare say most VA claimants are in some kind of status that makes them eligible to be tried under the UCMJ. Even if the SM isn’t in pay/retirement pay status, getting VA care some a-hole law-talking f*ckstick COULD make the case. Wether or not it survives, different topic altogether.
Never sit in toilet mayonnaise.
You might get crabs. Just sayin’.
Some haikus for yous:
I am DeMayo
I investigate Seavy
Cocks go in my mouth.
A chopper pilot
Pulled out of boot camp early
Yeah that sounds legit.
They got a two one
That is not a two fourteen
Numbers confuse me.
Full
Of
Idiot
Sauce
hold de mayo
hold de lettuce
special FOIA don’t upset us
all we ask is that you let us serve it our way.
plop, plop
fizz fizz
posers fear what a FOIA is.
I’ve been watching this go on since last night on Facebook. (and laughed a lot!!) It’s much more entertaining to read all the comments plus you have that cute little picture of Scotty again in his buckskin pants. He’s ghey you know. hahah!! (joke, don’t kill me!)
This guy is just an idiot and knows the only way to bump his views up is to create a problem with larger bloggers, like TSO Scotty and Jonn. Just from us going over to read all his crap his views are up. Besides all the fake Facebook accounts he creates or maybe it was other accounts somewhere, I thought I’d read on the Facebook back and forth that he had 20 accounts or more. He’s a little turd trying to play in the big pond and not doing well so he’s going to cry bully just like others have done.
@55USMCE8Ret, I believe what Superdipstick DeMayonnaise is saying, in regard to this phrase: ‘people in the VA are subject to the UCMJ’ is that he thinks people who WORK for the VA are subject to the UCMJ.
But they’re not. And he’s two tablespoons of looney past the full cup of looney tune.
DeMayo also has the right to remain silent. Too bad he doesn’t exercise it. Reminds me of Ron White’s line about not having the ability.
I have always been a good poet so let me add mine to this..
Roses are red
Violets are blue
DeMayo, your a frigging idiot.
See? Told ya.
What article under the UCMJ will the VA charge you with if you happen to miss an appt. without giving 24 hours notice. Which ever one it is, I’m screwed !
DeMayo, I’ve got a joke you might like:
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar.
I forget the rest of the joke, but your mom’s a whore.
Hickery Dickery Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
He rang the bell and ran like hell,
DeMayo you can suck my …
Somebody hand me that jug of *mind bleach*…
Hickery Dickery Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
He rang the bell and ran like hell,
DeMayo you can suck my …
MCPO. ‘DeMayo you can suck my ellipsis?’ That doesn’t rhyme with clock, no matter how I say it.
@68 and @70 did you guys mean Cockswain? Just wondering. 😀 By the way, what is a Cockswain and what does one do? Another question from a dumb ass non Navy type.
Taint.
@71 and 72. I tried both your suggestions and they don’t work either, although they are closer to rhyming with clock than ellipsis is. I am really getting perturbed and frustrated. Any other guesses?
2/17 Air Cav: um, maybe “chalk”? Or “rock”? Or “sock”?
Any of those work for ya? (smile)
He wants DeMayo to suck his rock? That rhymes beautifully but it doesn’t make good sense. Who carries a rock around? Maybe it’s a Pet Rock from the 70s. You see how this can cause difficulty? Sure you do. But sock? Yes! That rhymes and it makes sense. Thanks, Hondo.
2/17 Air Cav: au contraire, mon frere. “Rock” makes sense when plural. Or if the speaker has had a truly unfortunate accident. (smile)
A big never mind I found it through Google.
A Cockswain is:
The coxswain /?k?ks?n/ is the person in charge of a boat, particularly its navigation and steering. The etymology of the word gives a literal meaning of “boat servant” since it comes from cox, a coxboat or other small vessel kept aboard a ship, and swain, an Old English term derived from the Old Norse sveinn meaning boy or servant.
I do love all the old terms you Navy guys still have.
AC? You mean that you do not carry a rock with you?? Really. You should, you know. What if you need to brew up a quick pot of rock soup?
@78 OWB A little off topic. When I was in basic learning to march, the Drill Sergeant called, “By The Left Flank, Haaarch!”. I ever so slightly feigned to the right. He saw me! He stopped the platoon and ran over to me and got in my face. Questioning my intelligence, manhood and parentage as to why I did not know my right from my left. He had me go to the edge of the parade field and get a BFR. I carried that rock, which he called a “Right Rock”, in my hand for two days. It was on my right side at chow, by my bunk and everywhere I marched. I never hesitated with the whole right-left thing again. Remedy applied, lesson learned.
Maggot.
Anyone else notice that he closed comments on his last post at freedom out post and has slipped away? Did anyone Ever file a FIOA on Demayo?
Mr. DeMayo and I had a long talk yesterday about his criminal record of Marijuana possession, theft, IRS tax liens and a few other things. I told him when his next post goes up, so does mine. Or, he could take everything down and quit screwing with us. I believe he wants to go option A and start a war. So be it.
Good deal. I look forward to it.