Merry Christmas, dickweeds

| December 25, 2013

To those who wear...

I want to thank those of you who thought of us by sending cards, donating and sending cigars, coins and everything else as well as the mounds of email. I never know how many fans we have until the lurkers send us the seasons’ greetings…and tips. I get up in the morning and wonder WTF I’m going to write about today and there are always enough tips for me get into the mood to think for myself.

You are this blog, all of you. Without you, I would have quit long ago – and your comments bring in the traffic. I’d drink to each of you, but six thousand shots of rum might be a bit too much. So I’ll drink just one all of you.

So, here’s your Christmas present; an open thread while I spend the day with my grandson and his Mom.

Velo

Category: Pointless blather

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Sparks

@50 Here-Here VOV. You are one of the many posters here I follow closely. Like Ex-PH2 you guys are wicked smart and I envy that. Happy New Year.

Fjardeson

Jonn – Merry Christmas and a shot of Laphroig to you. Keep up the good work exposing & shaming the slimeballs that sully the reputations of our fighting citizens.

Green Thumb

@47.

Really?

Wow. There are turds and then there are clowns like Paul (of the Ballsack) who continually attempt to redefine the term.

Loser.

I guess he was not happy over Christmas Day.

Ex-PH2

GreenThumb, yes, really, his defective brain waves woke me out of a sound sleep at 3AM. I immediately rose to the occasion (althought I admit, I thought it was Mikey’s snoring and chortling that woke me). I acquired a cup of tea and checked TAH, found it serviceable and continued in another direction (accuweather) and then made notes on a story.

When I checked back later, psulie-o the uncoolie-o toiboiar had engaged in a DOS attack, while everyone (except me) was sleeping. Second time this week.

Still not succeeding, are you, psul? I guess it hurts when people forget your existence because they have better things to spend their time on. If you need attention that badly, start a talk show or something.

And quit making threats against people you don’t know, you dimwitted attention whore.

Retired Master

Ex sounds like a cup of warm milk is in order, so ou can get some sleep..

Ex-PH2

@55, Have you ever stood a 96-hour nonstop duty section, because people ‘forgot’ to show up for watch?

That’s what I feel like right now. It’s okay, though. I will fix grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch and sack out with a fat, longhaired cat chortling under his blanket.

Green Thumb

I wonder what Phildo got for Christmas?

Some taxpayer-funded gifts?

Hondo

A belated Merry Christmas to all from the road.

OldSargeUSAR

@47

No, ex-PH2, I would not compare Zippy the Pinhead Blake to Psul, but Bedwetter Blake of Bartlesville, Oklahoma is a personal favorite of mine due to his special brand of asshattery. No doubt that Psul is a far more bizarre character who wets the bed way more often than Bill “Zippy” Blake.