Jonathan Mark Shaton; douche nozzle phony
Jonathan Mark Shaton thinks he looks pretty bad ass wearing an Army uniform with a month’s salary of shinies on it. But as far as the Army is concerned, he has no records, I checked to see if he was on active duty and nope. NPRC never heard of him either;
An address search on him says that he has lived in the Virginia Beach/Newport News area and shows an FPO address;
So he might have been in one of the more damp services. But, Anthony, who sent us the FOIA and photo last night says that the Ranger Regiment has never heard of him (he’s wearing 75th Regimental crests). Anthony also has submitted a FOIA request for any Naval service. But the three CIBs is a dead giveaway. And who hides their jump wings behind their lapel, if that’s what it is.
Category: Phony soldiers
For the record, I made the E-7 list in just over 10 years as an 11M in the mid eighties. So, that’s not a good indicator.
And I had been up in front of the CPO selection board twice by the time I hit my 10-year point, so again, not a good indicator.
But the 3-star CIB? Yeah, that’s some serious fucktardery right there.
Andy, let’s not be too mean here. I got picked up for E7 at 9 years and pinned right at my 10 year mark. It is possible.
But this guy is still a giant piece of shit.
Scott Rowe
SFC, USA
Intelligence Sergeant
With a name like Shat On, one needs all the pieces of flair one could find.
Well, he’s not too far from me. Interesting on the DUI, for a 2nd offense in ten years. With an offense date in 2012, he should have gotten 365 days with a mandatory 30 days lockup. I feel like he’s been cheated by 5 days. And having 335 days hanging over his head for the 3 year probation. Everything else looks right though.
3 year probation – check.
3 year license suspension – check.
Ignition Interlock (should he be awarded a restricted after VASAP) – check.
VASAP (tons of fun and lot’s of stupid games with amazing stupid prizes for those that can’t deal with it). Let’s hope he can’t deal with it.
Shoot – meant 2 in 10 ‘in Virginia’.
Maybe this clown should seek employment with APL.
Word has it there are openings.
That a DS badge as well?
Another Doug Buono maybe?
First of all get you facts straight. Yes he has 2 different service medals. That’s because he served in the Army and the Navy. 2nd you say the Army does not show him listed as having served in it is because you did not show a service number or a SSN. So why would they tell you if he served or not. 3rd Has any one ever thought maybe what he did in the military you don’t talk about so why would the military say what they did.
SO AGAIN GET YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU GO AND BASH SOMEONE.
The facts are straight. I would suggest you remove your head from your fourth point of contact. he doesn’t check out as serving on active duty. NPRC has no records on him. The Ranger Regiment says, “Who.” he’s wearing a CIB with three stars. It’s complete and utter bullshit.
Correction, two stars (third award) on the CIB. Still bullshit. He shows nine years of service and he’s an E-7? Nope. Not happening. No CSID. No Infantry discs.
Dude is still a shitbag.
So lets get the facts straight before we start trashing a guy. One, this pic was taken several years after he had Med retired out and put his ribbons and medals on his old uniform quick like for a friend’s(he served with) wedding out of state.Two, Jon after being injuryed ITLOS crossed over to USN from USA to finshed out his enlistment and with his back ground in ships prior to enlisting it only makes sense. Three, anyone who has been in special ops knows that U.S.Gov. does not give out info on folks who were in sesitive operations due to the fact it makes them a target, kinda like whats going on here. So before we start throwing guys out there like this maybe talk to friends and family get a little better intel.
The DUI’s well that a different tale, but I bet we all know someone who went through some S&!+ after coming back home.
No MSM, no BSM, no other medals considering his tabs and time in?
Not to mention a missing unit crest.
Whatever.
Scumbag.
If you believe this dude then your an idiot as well.
Nope, still not buying it. There’s way too much wrong with him. 3 awards of the CIB? Seriously?
I call BS on the claim that he got injured and was allowed to change services before being medically retired. If he was injured enough to be medically retired, he would have to go through a MEB. The first thing I signed when my MEB started was paperwork stating that I would remain at my current duty station until the process was completed, the SECOND piece of paperwork I signed was an extension to my enlistment until the MEB was complete. I may have been Air Force but the process to get medically retired is the same regardless of your branch of service. You can’t bullshit someone who was medically retired and knows the process. As far as the info claim, you can still get info like years of service, awards, units of assignment, just the stuff that will debunk a poser. The list of people with 3 CIBs is pretty small, so I call BS on that as well. Coming from a Ranger family I’m sure I can verify his Ranger claim, it’s a small community and it will be easy to shoot that down.
Don’t pull that “US Gov does not give out info on folks who were in sesitive operations…” on us.
The basic personnel records of all service members, INCLUDING special ops folks, are subject to FOIA.
Pull that sock off from your head so you can really see what’s going on. He’s lying through his teeth.
Dragging up a old dead thread that had been forgotten about. Nice job there “D”. Or is it “sock puppet”?