The Green Sheen on This Weiner

| July 24, 2013

Living many years as a bachelor, I learned early on that when taking the last couple of hotdogs from a package in the fridge, it was wise to scan them closely for any iridescent signs of spoilage, which usually presented as a tell-tale, greenish, and sometimes, when in an advanced state of putrefaction a purplish sheen. That tint of taint was enough to warn me off and prevent my eating such a suspect substance. Even then, young and dumb as I was, I had to question what poisonous consequences might arise from the ingestion of such a fluorescently fouled frank?

Unfortunately, it appears that too many voters in New York City are oblivious to this florid, tell-tale tint of taint on one of their current candidates and are willing to swallow whole, a truly toxic Weiner in their upcoming mayoral race. Little Anthony, as I came to view him in his former incarnation as a corrosively combative congressman, is attempting to sell himself to New York voters as a political hotdog when he is, in fact, a poisonously green wienie, who, with his dangerous, risk-taking proclivities could expose the city to all sorts of financial liabilities through his attempts at Internet intercourse.

New Yorkers would do well to look westward to San Diego where another mayor with Anthony Weiner’s unzipped urges is about to unleash an avalanche of sexual harassment litigation against the citizenry who elected him. The mayor likely will never pay a dime of his own funds, but the already overtaxed people of San Diego can count on coughing up the big bucks for the simple offense of electing a lecher who used the power of his office to further his sexual depredations.

The office of the mayor of New York City is one of the most powerful elected offices in the world. To hand all that power to a man who has clearly demonstrated his inability to control his sexual impulses should give thinking New Yorkers pause for thought. If ever there were a wienie with the green sheen of spoilage on it, that arrogant hotdog seeking renewed political power in New York is it. And considering little Anthony’s ongoing, continued, sexual predations, he may have advanced his own wienie’s spoilage to the purple stage.

And that could cost New Yorkers a lot of green…

Crossposted from American Thinker

Category: Liberals suck

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NHSparky

Geraldo Rivera is running for mayor of NYC?

I kid, I kid. Yeah, electing someone as mayor of NYC who can’t keep it in his pants and has to make up names to “cover” his tracks speaks volumes not just about him, but the potential electorate that would hand him the keys to Gracie Mansion.

Then again, these are the same dipshit libtards who voted in Bloomberg not once, but THREE times. Insanity, different results, shit like that.

Heidi

Shorter Weiner aka Carlos Danger. The fact that his wife stands by him, is disgusting. He will continue this behavior and hopefully they will not elect him up there. He should go away on his own, but his ego(insert another word here if you like)won’t let him.

MrBill

Anyone who has eaten a bad Weiner once should know better than to return for a second helping.

Sparks

How dumb do you have to be to run for mayor of NYC. Problem is, if he stays in the race he’ll still get a crap load of votes. That’s how New Yorker’s think when they vote. What ever they can pull out of their ass, not their brain, maybe that is redundant, is how they will vote.

OWB

This clown is slimier than most used car salesmen.

David

And for any fan of two wheeled transport, this is the same Weiner who in cooperation with Chuck Schumer’s wife, has pledged to “rip out your f******* bike lanes” – New York has been trying to get a little more bike friendly, and as usual the reich libbie were all for it – until their neighborhood lanes got a little narrower. “NIMBY” of “Do as I say, not as I do” are their hallmarks.

Luckily, Wiener doesn’t need any help in appearing a scumbag.

B Woodman

Poetrooper,
“tell-tale tint of taint”. Once again, you live up to your name. That phrase alone is worth the price of admission. I bow before your genius, “I’m not worthy.”

PintoNag

They deserve what they vote for.

Ex-PH2

I guess New Yorkers have forgotten the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate – you get what you vote for. If they vote for him, they deserve him.

Combat Historian

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) for MAYOR!

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) for MAYOR!

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) for MAYOR!

CARLOS DANGER

Look, I want to be mayor because you guys have like what 6 million residents here? If half of them are chicks and a third of those aren’t married I can be a happy little peter tweeter with almost a million followers….

It’s not my fault I have a great big d1ck and an ego to match, I was always taught if you’ve got it to flaunt it….that’s why they call me Danger, Carlos Danger….

Ladies the line forms to the left because I hang to the right….

Sorry I couldn’t resist…..let’s see how this works out for NYC they have a mayor currently who’s a rich d1ck that want to dictate the amount of soda pop you can buy…and they are considering voting for a guy who just likes to show his d1ck and lie to his wife….

Where do they find these 4ssholes?

Call me Veritas…

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) for MAYOR!

OUCH!

Thank you all … but I can not run for Mayor. I blew a rib muscle this morning after reading all the healines on the NYC metro newspapers. The laughter was so intense the muscle pull is quite serious!

With a name like Weiner … you don’t have to look far in designing headlines about, as Donald Trump put it yesterday, a person who has a “serious perversion.”

OUCH!

Here are some of pics and newspaper headlines!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=853&bih=568&q=newspapers+about+weiner&oq=newspapers+about+weiner&gs_l=img.12…2434.162627.0.164749.33.16.5.12.12.0.203.1916.1j14j1.16.0….0…1ac.1.22.img..5.28.2040.SY0aF_wBCrs

USMCE8Ret

It seems the NY media is calling for Weiner/Danger to step down from the mayoral race.

Now the media develops a conscience.

Flagwaver

They already have a dick in office, at least Tony is being open about it.

Just An Old Dog

People overlooked Clinton, Marion Berry and others sexcapades. Bob Filner is about to get the heave-ho in San Diego.
Strangly enough if you are a Democrat or minority the constituents really don’t give a crap if you are a taco-slapper or like the occasional domer, as long as you toe the party line when it comes to everything else.
As long as you don’t sexually harass a female or piss off the hay community dems dont care what you do with your pee-dinky.

Just An Old Dog

gay not hay,,,

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@16 them there gays can sure make hay if you ain’t on their side…I see what you did there.

Drunken Observer

That Weiner just can’t stay out of trouble.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Apparently after thrusting his way into the race, pounding his political opponents, exciting the base of his liberal existance, it looks like Weiner will withdraw … limp with exhaustion from the race.

He says he will work hard and thrust forward in an attempt to regain the trust of his base.

“My name is Weiner and I stand here erect today to say … I will make a come back … I will work harder and longer than any other candidate. Thank you.”

Sparks

Thinking of the current mayor and Weiner reminds me of the old, old campaign slogan, “why change dicks in the middle of a screw…vote for Nixon in ’72”. One is as bad as the other.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Some of this stuff writes itself,

Why did his wife keep her maiden name of Abedin?

Because she didn’t want to be Huma Wiener…..

If he and Eric Holder run for the White House the bumper stickers will read Wiener – Holder….

MrBill

If he gets divorced he could marry Chelsea Handler – that would make her a Weiner-Handler.

MrBill

….not that she isn’t already.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Jonn. Open up a new string. Let’s have a Weiner joke writing contest.

UpNorth

Only Carlos Danger, AKA Mr Huma Abedin, AKA Tony Weiner could hold a press conference about showing off his hot dog, on National Hot Dog Day. http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/23/national-hot-dog-day/
Nicely done, Ant’ney.

Herbert j Messkit

If he wins New Yorkers can proudly say. “Our Mayor likes to take pictures of his penis and email them to strangers”.

Sparks

@26 If they do elect him, they will proudly say it too.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Weiner Flacid After Admitting He Took Photos of His … Ah … Weiner

Weiner’s girth has shrunken 20% in polls.

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/07/anthony-weiner-sex-scandal-nyc-mayor-race-poll-94753.html

rgrcrash

From the look of latest polls, he’s suffering from electile dysfunction.