Stolen Valor Tournament Great Eight
I had hoped to have Socky do a video today, but I ended up watching Sharknado instead. Nonetheless….
Gidduck def. Kersten, 55.1% – 44.9%
Bustamente def. Martinez 77.7% – 22.3%
Ladner der. Gerold 78.0% – 22.0%
Hamilton def. Crane 53.5% – 46.5%
Crocheron def. Coombs 68.6% – 31.4%
Tesla def. Ferris 66.0% – 34.0%
Monkress def. Boudreau 68.0% – 32.0%
Lewis def. Blake 56.3% – 43.7%
Play resumes on Monday.
Category: Politics
Darn, weeble wobble bites the dust, and I had such high hopes for her to make the fecal four…but at least spankarella came through, on to the semifinals!
Ladner is my pick. A too-fer. Going down in flames himself and cost his wife a leg. Denying EVERYTHING and continuing to lie and using attorneys to support his claims. Too bad he has two legs to stand on…unlike his wife.
Just like in the local voting booth – there will be some voting against rather than for a candidate!
Yeah, Ladner remains my favorite also. It’s one thing to bullshit, but when the shit hit the fan for his bride, that made it worse. JMHO..
I think Kersten was knocked off cuz folks think she’s not right to start with….no fun engaging Forrest Gump in a battle of wits….but Gidduck is a calculating piece of sh1t….it made him a good dark horse underdog candidate….
Sweet! Wishing John Gidduck, Shane Ladner, Kenneth Crocheron, and Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hits) bad luck so that they could make the fecal four crowd. 😀
Crotchrot all the way baby!!!!
I’m disappointed that Toddling Tod Hamilton made it over Sleazoidola Danny Crane.
And how could you guys put the Punk ahead of the Ballooonhead? That’s like eating soup with chopsticks.
I expected sealmonkeyass to wipe out 2200killboudreau by about 90% to 10%, but 2200killboudreau actually made a respectable showing with %32; the fecal four voting is gonna be close…
I still say Crotchrot all the way. He may lose to Monkress in the end but only because of all the Monkress/Paul hype.
A few surprises there. I felt sure that Tina 2ton was going to win her division. You do realize that this will worsen her pretend PTSD. probably cause a major eating binge
Kersten couldn’t overcome the shovel videos, I can understand that. But Hamilton over Crane? They both scammed charities….but Crane went on to scam the VA…and his claims and bling were way worse than claiming a triple stack. For the first time in the tourney I am certain the TAH voters got one wrong.
VOV: you might want to go over to the site that busted Kirsten and check their info on her. They make a fairly compelling case, complete with court documents, that she’s nothing but a small-time con artist (bad checks, etc . . . ) who used her “military background” as part of another con.
Still, Gidduck was a tough opponent.
Thought the Blake/Lewis matchup was tough, too. Too bad Billy-boy “I Loves Those Toes” Blake lost out – I was pulling for our own version of Zippy the Pinhead to make the Fecal Four.
All of the Execrable Eight matchups are good ones. But with 12 fully deserving Fecal Four candidates in the Slimy Sixteen, that’s pretty much a given.
Personally, I hope Ken Crotchrot makes it past Monk-the-Skunk and all the way (I’m guessing he makes it past Psycho Bondage Girl). Scamming a sick boy and his family, for whatever reason, is a monumentally despicable thing.
Just to be clear: Never doubt the power of the “Punk”.
i think it will come down to crotchrot v. ladner for the title, but the fecal four will be good with giduck v. ladner. from a lot of the posts, it seems giduck and crotch rot are the only ones that might be able to get the support to beat ladner. im still pulling for ladner, he is a special breed of douche bag that goes beyond lying to kids. at least crotchrot can claim he was trying to cheer up sick kids, ladner just gets to say he cost his wife her leg because he cant remember where he earned a fake PH
the only surprise i saw in this round was billy boy loseing to punk. i thought he would have taken that one.
i voted hamilton over crane just for my pure disdane of anyone claiming an unearned Ranger tab.
There was a fine field of candidates this year. Some of them would have won outright any other year. My money is still on COL Crotchrot to go all the way. It takes a special kind of a$$hat to scam a sick child.
Damn, Giddy-up beat Tina like a rented mule. He must have used his famous entrenching tool technique. I look for him to go all the way because he’s still the one who is doing the most harm to real SOF personnel. Pay up Gidduck, aren’t you famous enough?
Crotchrot only got 68.6% of the vote? Must be Al Franken’s folks were “voting” for his opponent.
And here all the while I was thinking that we were going to fit Ferris for a CROWN, but, “I guess you can’t fight City Hall” but you sure in hell can burn it down”. Next Time.
Sam (Where the Tall Corn Grows)
I was sure Blake would go farther. Recount, Damn Chitown voting. Joe
Personally, I’m looking for Monkress to win. It would be justice for him turning Phil “Tazmanian Wombat” Wickre on us and then forgetting to put the leash back on his sub.
Honky-Tonk Gid-donk-a-donk
Shovel in perfect rhythm
Makes ya wanna dig along.
Got it goin’ on
Like Gid-Donkey Kong
And Ooo-we, shut my mouth, slap ya grandma
There usta be a law
Git the Sherriff on the phone
Lawd have mercy,
How’d he git them ditches dug?
Ladner and Tesla are my horses now that “Tina the Hut” failed to advance. Monkey-shit is just a fecal echo in Paul K Wickre’s gerbil ranch that he calls his anus. Not worthy of the BDMP trophy but scum at another level.
Good strong field. Id be honored to have any one of them be found homeless and dead under a bride in my city.
@15 I think crotchrot was cheering up a kid to bang the kids mom…dude is all kinds of weird….he found what he thought was a vulnerable family, and then put a plan in action to fulfill his MILF dreams…
sh1tbag…..
Of course all 8 of these turds could use a few minutes of Hong Kong caning time….
bridge, not bride,,, on the other had since Kirsten is out she coud marry them and squash them under a bridge on their homeless honeymoon.
@24. Isn’t it Singapore that does the public canings?
i know crotchrot has a lot of fans here, but i really dont see him as near as bad as many of the others here. when i did my seeding chart, i think i put him as an 8. he told some outragous stories, and told them to a sick kid, but he didnt seem to be doing it for personal gratification and he didnt take anything from the family or scam them out of anything. he just tried to be a hero to a sick kid that liked the military. he is a douche and a half, but no where near Ladner who caused actual physical damage to his own wife, or Giduck, who filed law suits against actual SOF community members for calling him out as a fraud. Crotchrot, im sure, will have a special place in hell, but it will be several heat settings lower than many others in this tourney
@26, Yeah, they caned some American teenage punk a few years ago after he got caught going on a vandalism spree. SCREW the little turd, do the crime, do the time!
Sorry, being an old fart I remembered a case where caning was adminstered in Hong Kong, but apparently it was repealed some years later, Singapore still currently allows it apparently…
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Crotch-rot over Monkey-ass, ’cause he’s local to me. I want to parade in front of his house with a big sign when this is all over.
WOO HOO!! so far batting 100%!!! Who da MAN!!??
This next round is going to be ugly.
Monkress and John Giduck stink the most. They should advance.
Wickre would beat Monkey in a head-to-head and Wickre himself isn’t even tournament eligible! There is something wrong with that for us purists. Ladner-Crotchrot. Now there’s a pair of genuine, 100%, Grade-A valor thieves.
Ladner still has the best case here. Giduck has some fans, but i think it will come down to Ladner V. Crotchrot for the title. Ladner had the highest vote tally in the last round, even over giduck and crotchrot
If I am not mistaken, did not “Crotch” apologize?
Interesting how Bustamante oozes in as a 6th seed.
Don’t count out Todd “Triple Turd” Hamilton. Ladner may be a crook, deceiver and disgraced Cop who took his wife’s leg, but TH has been doing this shit for years.
And whatever you do, do not rule out the power of the
“Punk”.
Still not sure Telsa didn’t pull a fast one on the VA…
Check out this link. Wonder if he’s paid them back yet?
http://www.wsbtv.com/videos/news/p2p-ladner-lovett/vtg2x/
at 38 that was the best, awesome !!! wonder if he corrected Lovett when Lovett said he was wounded in Iraq… Sgt. Shame Honorable service !!! BULL …he’s a liar. Lying to win a free hunting trip , being invited back to Midland Texas for a party honoring he and his wife , by the Show Of Support. Lying about having two purple hearts then just one. Lying about twenty other awards on that..” we were lucky enough to find the original, the one that Shane signed when he walked out of Fort Benning ,in Georgia ” that DD214. His lies causing he’s wife to lose her leg , and almost being killed with her injuries PRICELESS !! Sgt. Shame Ladner needs to win this …. he needs a real award lets give it to this Turd !!
@38.
I just watched the video.
Fuck this guy.
@ 35 smitty if everyone saw this video that 38 nrunnergirl posted ladner would take this hands down !