Phony Navy officer’s non-apology
You may remember that we discussed this phony the other day. Well, he held a press conference to address the issue and just like most of the phonies we’ve outed here, he hasn’t really addressed the real questions. The Navy says that he’s not a member of the Naval forces, he doesn’t appear on the publicly available list of Flag officers. Arby sent us this video;
See? he sounds like the other phonies who don’t come clean, just distract and obfuscate.
Category: Phony soldiers
LOL, too funny.
Now that’s entertainment…….I can assure you he is phony and his cereal cut the roof of my mouth….. It was good though.
I am so HURT that the good cap’n would waffle like that.
Sniffle.
Well, at least he’s not claiming to have caught the PTSD from his battles with the Crunch Berry Beast or some other such nonsense.
A nice break from the daily slog, but time to get back to the grind.
Otherwise, I’ll think that you have too much time on your hands, and assign make-work for you!
Holystone the deck! Repair the sails! Avast, ye lubbers!
He needs to go to the top of the list in the Stolen Valor tournament !
Good enough for me!
Is that his ship? Is he in command of same??
Besides, he did not whine once. Or blame Bush.
slightly irked at the Swiftboating reference.
Keep fighting Cap’n!!!
not to worry Cap’n,,,we got yer back.
Not to mention that moustache is WAY out of regs.
But his First Mate is a dog. I’ve had an XO who was a jackass.
Same-same. He’s GTG in my book.
My first mate is a dog!
Navy sure was hit hard by budget cuts.
He looks and sounds a whole lot like Colonel Crotchrot, my horse in the Tournament.
Say it ain’t so Cap’n….
I am going to cry now
Wait sorry…no blubbering… I will be strong
I read somewhere else that he had been relieved of command by General Mills… must be a joint organization.
@Mike LOL nice
Now that Captain Crunch is outed as a fake, how about Captain Kangaroo? His DD-214 says he was Marine enlisted, not an officer.
@ 18. Yes but it is rumored that he was awarded the Navy Cross for actions during WWII. False according to snoops. At least he never said it. Lee Marvin told the tale as a joke.
At least the “Capt.” faces his accusers.
Maybe the “Big Dawg” needs to get some of that crunch!
He’s got a job, regardless – I hear that Major Applewhite is going to offer him a job as an assistant coach.
Well….He seems legit to me. Maybe he should hire Paul Wickre to represent him. I be this post would reach 1500 easily!!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Damit. Will this never end? Cp’n Crunch a fraud? No, no, a thousand times no.