Phony Navy officer’s non-apology

| June 26, 2013

You may remember that we discussed this phony the other day. Well, he held a press conference to address the issue and just like most of the phonies we’ve outed here, he hasn’t really addressed the real questions. The Navy says that he’s not a member of the Naval forces, he doesn’t appear on the publicly available list of Flag officers. Arby sent us this video;

See? he sounds like the other phonies who don’t come clean, just distract and obfuscate.

Category: Phony soldiers

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351BG

LOL, too funny.

AirborneMP

Now that’s entertainment…….I can assure you he is phony and his cereal cut the roof of my mouth….. It was good though.

Ex-PH2

I am so HURT that the good cap’n would waffle like that.

Sniffle.

TopGoz

Well, at least he’s not claiming to have caught the PTSD from his battles with the Crunch Berry Beast or some other such nonsense.

B Woodman

A nice break from the daily slog, but time to get back to the grind.
Otherwise, I’ll think that you have too much time on your hands, and assign make-work for you!
Holystone the deck! Repair the sails! Avast, ye lubbers!

Scotty

He needs to go to the top of the list in the Stolen Valor tournament !

OWB

Good enough for me!

Is that his ship? Is he in command of same??

Besides, he did not whine once. Or blame Bush.

xbradtc

slightly irked at the Swiftboating reference.

68W58

Keep fighting Cap’n!!!

pete

not to worry Cap’n,,,we got yer back.

NHSparky

Not to mention that moustache is WAY out of regs.

But his First Mate is a dog. I’ve had an XO who was a jackass.

Same-same. He’s GTG in my book.

FatCircles0311

My first mate is a dog!

Navy sure was hit hard by budget cuts.

ExHack

He looks and sounds a whole lot like Colonel Crotchrot, my horse in the Tournament.

RetiredSAPPER

Say it ain’t so Cap’n….

I am going to cry now

RetiredSAPPER

Wait sorry…no blubbering… I will be strong

Mike

I read somewhere else that he had been relieved of command by General Mills… must be a joint organization.

RetiredSAPPER

@Mike LOL nice

TwoFiveZulu

Now that Captain Crunch is outed as a fake, how about Captain Kangaroo? His DD-214 says he was Marine enlisted, not an officer.

Roger in Republic

@ 18. Yes but it is rumored that he was awarded the Navy Cross for actions during WWII. False according to snoops. At least he never said it. Lee Marvin told the tale as a joke.

Green Thumb

At least the “Capt.” faces his accusers.

Maybe the “Big Dawg” needs to get some of that crunch!

MrBill

He’s got a job, regardless – I hear that Major Applewhite is going to offer him a job as an assistant coach.

ABN Gramps

Well….He seems legit to me. Maybe he should hire Paul Wickre to represent him. I be this post would reach 1500 easily!!

2/17 Air Cav

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Damit. Will this never end? Cp’n Crunch a fraud? No, no, a thousand times no.