Walmartian BOLO
Jason sends this update on the guy you might remember was bumming money from privates in the WalMart parking lot near Fort Bragg.
Sent: Fri 5/10/2013 10:05 AM
To: AOSO-SFT-HC
Subject: ** Additional Info** BOLO Alert 09 May 2013 (UNCLASSIFIED)Please ensure widest distribution to all tenant units on FBNC with the following information:
Attached BOLO sent out by DES/PMO/DPTMS regarding a local civilian (Mr. James Edward Coombs), posing as an SF Soldier.
. Earlier this week several FBNC Soldiers were approached by a local civilian who solicited money and a ride, he was in an Army uniform and claimed to be an SF Soldier.
. He is known to local law enforcement, the JTTF and CID as a fraud.
. He has warrants for his arrest and is considered armed and
dangerous.FBNC’s Security / Protection experts, ICW Local/State/Federal LE are engaged and ensuring our ACPs, local patrols and FBNC Team Mates are aware and cross-talking to preclude his entry to Bragg and ultimate apprehension.
Recommend local commander’s include this information in unit safety briefs.
Jason says that he’s promoted himself to Major in the last few days. I guess he got tired of privates busting him out. If you Google his name, you’ll see he has a pretty extensive arrest record. Various reports have indicated that he is armed, so our frineds in the Fayetteville area might want to avoid him. But don’t violate his right to free speech.
Category: Phony soldiers
So his latest “promotion” would make him an SFC-Major? HEY, LOOK, a new SF rank and position, just like Army SEAL!! He DOES need to get sent back to jail where he’ll be Bubba & Thor’s bitch-boy once again!
I want to promote myself, too.
It seems everyone else is doing it.
He looks the tall aliens from “Falling Skies”.
He’s got a gun? Eeewww! Stop him!
I think I’m going to dress up like a NAVY SEAL TEAM 9 member and go around the Little Creek & Dam Neck VA area cruising for gay sex and see if I attract any attention.
Yeah, I’ll put on a USAF flight suit with all them purty and colorfully fighter squadron and wing patchees and that smart blue side cappy thingie and slap on O-5 Lt. Col. rankee thingies and I’ll just go panhandling for money at the Wal-Mart next to Langley Air Force Base…yeah that’ll do the trick…
Mmmmm,…. Uniform,…shiny stuff…….
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh can i be a 5 star general……please please
@3.
Actually he looks like one of the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills creations in “Escape from LA”
He probably stop using SF after the last guy who tore into him. So now he thinks calling himself a Major with no SF BS makes him legit all of a sudden, scare little privates into giving him things.
@8 – Yeah, he also looks kind of like the creepy guy in those movies with the silver ball that flew around and stuck into people – can’t remember the name of the film.
Oh, oh, oh! If we are going to promote ourselves, I want dibs on being the General Chief of the Army Air Corps!! That ought to warrant at least 6 stars and a few other things as well, like maybe a couple of bars.
But I get to keep all the Air Force assets, and the USAF will continue to operate as the USAF. We will just also take in whatever else that flies, if we wanna. Because we be the Air Corps!
Of course, AC, you could name yourself whatever you wanted to be within that same organization and also be in charge of all things legal. Operations, too, if you would like. Or delegate all that to someone else.
Shhhh. Don’t tell anyone because this is some secret squirrel stuff with no paperwork and no accountability.
Can I be the Sergeant Major of the Navy.
@ 10 Phantasm! Tall man! Awesome movies of course been talking about remaking it.
If we’re talking Hollyweird movies, shitbag actually looks kinda like one of the tall alien villains from the teen-age sci-fi movie “I Am Number Four”…
Bullcrap….. Nothing “armed & Dangerous” FBNC LAW ENFORCEMENT AN SECURITY ARE NOT LOOKING FOR THIS JOKER!!! Trust me I am a part of the LE on post. This is a Spin-ex that we squashed yezterday or tried to anyway. There is no BOLO !
Sent: Fri 5/10/2013 10:05 AM
To: AOSO-SFT-HC
Subject: ** Additional Info** BOLO Alert 09 May 2013 (UNCLASSIFIED)
Please ensure widest distribution to all tenant units on FBNC with the following information:
Attached BOLO sent out by DES/PMO/DPTMS regarding a local civilian (Mr. James Edward Coombs), posing as an SF Soldier.
. Earlier this week several FBNC Soldiers were approached by a local civilian who solicited money and a ride, he was in an Army uniform and claimed to be an SF Soldier.
. He is known to local law enforcement, the JTTF and CID as a fraud.
. He has warrants for his arrest and is considered armed and
dangerous.
FBNC’s Security / Protection experts, ICW Local/State/Federal LE are engaged and ensuring our ACPs, local patrols and FBNC Team Mates are aware and cross-talking to preclude his entry to Bragg and ultimate apprehension.
Recommend local commander’s include this information in unit safety briefs.
So this is what a East Coast turd pebble looks like.
I hope he is caught soon, tied to a parachute and told to make an Airborne jump so he can soil himself.
Good ole fudvulle
It’s hysterical that he’s trolling Wal Mart, portraying himself as a Major, and asking for a handout. What the fuck is wrong with this dude (besides the obvious)?
Aside from that, the guy is probably just a little dangerous as he is unpredictable. Some real Special Forces type is likely to catch on and hurt his feelings and give him a good ass stomping.
I (almost) feel sorry for the turd pebble. One of these days, someone is going to pound his sorry ass to oblivion. And since we all know at least one person at Fort Bragg, I am pretty sure we will hear about it here or via our contact(s) there.
He’s below the other turd pebble I have mentioned about lately. He’s turd grains, similar to sand grains.
If any REAL (SF) soldiers out Ft Bragg way catch this turd, treat him (?) like a tent stake — paint him bright orange, them pound him (?) in the ground until you can’t see him (?).
Ah, the parking lot of the WalMart on Skibo after 2000 in the evening– where the action is in Fayetteville, including this douchetard.
Local law enforcement might view this asshat as being the headliner for the nightly panhandler show at Walmart. I’m be even surprised that Bentonville hasn’t had him arrested on at the least a criminal trespass charge.
@20, I’m all for treating him like a cheap doormat with Jane Fonda’s picture on it!
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YES!!!!
Finally someone wanted to pose as us…the forgotten Majors
@13.
Was good movie.
Old School.
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@10 Ex-PH2 the movie title is “Phantasm” with the creepy “tall man”.