Illegal alien back in his own habitat after attacking endangered bird in its habitat
Great white heron, man, and rock. (Grok 3)
Edgard Valenzuela, illegal alien from Guatemala, was out fishing one day when he saw an endangered bird. Valenzuela couldn’t resist throwing a rock at the great white heron, causing it to suffer a broken wing. The article reports that the heron and the illegal alien “had a dispute”. Valenzuela was due to show up for a hearing on May 27, 2025, but he won’t make the court date. He got deported back to his own habitat… Guatemala:
From Local 10 News:
Witnesses reported Edgard Valenzuela was fishing when he threw a large rock at the wading bird on Jan. 20, at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
Amanda Burke, of The Pelican Harbor Seabird Station near North Bay Village, responded to the state park and found the federally protected bird crouched in the grass, and bleeding from the right wing.
Burke reported that an X-ray later showed the bird’s wing had been fractured in two places and there was an emergency surgery on Jan. 21.
The Pelican Harbor Seabird Station, a nonprofit organization, rehabilitated the bird while FWC officers investigated the case with the help of a park ranger at 1200 Crandon Boulevard.
FWC officers arrested Valenzuela, 34, on Feb. 7, and prosecutors filed a felony case against him on Feb. 8 for intentional killing or wounding of any species designated as endangered, threatened, or of special concern.
Valenzuela appeared in court on Feb. 8 and a judge set his bond at $1. Records show his next trial hearing before Miami-Dade County Circuit Judge Laura Maria Gonzalez-Marques was May 27, but he won’t bet there.
Valenzuela was an undocumented migrant, so federal agents deported him to Guatemala.
Additional Reading:
Clark, W. (2025, April 24). Illegal alien attacks rare bird, gets deported. Red State. Link.
Yechivi, H., & Torres, A. (2025, April 24). Protected bird flies free in Key Biscayne after recovery; fisherman accused of injuring it gets deported. Local 10 News. Link.
Category: Illegal Immigrants
First time I have ever seen the tree huggers bird lover hippies do something right.
I concur with that
Thank God the Heron came in on a wing and a prayer and is healing
JUSTICE!!
Got the bird, then got the boot.
Don’t throw rocks when you live in your neighbor’s house.
They should throw rocks at him until something is broken.
Progressively larger until something does break.
Aren’t rocks used as ballast in launching a trebuchet? Now THERE’S a guaranteed no-return method of deportation.
Herons are hardly endangered, but they ARE a protected species under the law. AS TO Valenzuela, good riddance, I wonder if any D-rat pols will screech for him to be returned to the USA like they did with that human-smuggling, wife-beating MS13 gangbanger?
Now, now…..that’s “Maryland Man” to you, mister! And he’s been kidnapped, not deported!
Extradited to a secure facility.
They should have made arrangements with Guatemala to have him serve his sentence there.
I don’t think you can go any lower than the “New York Man” who raped a male corpse on the subway.
Give it time, somebody more deranged will e along shortly. After all, these are the best and brightest of the bunch.
The deranged demented DildoCrats accept your challenge!
“Hold mah beer!”
Illegal aliens are antisocial pricks? Who’d have thought?!
Should’ve thrown rocks at this asshole! See how he would’ve liked it.
Someone should throw a rock at him.
One DOLLAR?? Must have been a demoncratic judge to set bail at low bond. Should have been $1000.
My guess on the low bail. Homan paid the bail, so he could be deported.
This makes me happy.
I guess the statue of limitations has passed for charging someone for killing a bald eagle:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/nebraska-sheriff-stunned-migrants-allegedly-kill-bald-eagle-dinner-feds-pass-charging-them?msockid=1a27bdac71b76c2a30a3a86470766d9c