Tuesdays with Claymore

| April 2, 2013

Capt. Crazy Eyes is back on the DUmpster

But don’t call us commies.

Anti-abortion = Sharia Law

You 2A clingers are idiots who don’t unnerstand the Constipulation

…but only if you drive a Jeep Wrangler.

The good news is that this frees her up to flash her tits in another crappy movie.

Republicans hate those who no speaky de English.

Clueless

Yes, because government can cure HIV spread via the dentist.

Stupidest question ever asked, maybe. Oh, and hooters.

The gate to hell is in Turkey. Like you guys didn’t suspect that already.

I love spring. It’s when the liberals come out, see their shadow, and then bash the military for another 9 months.

And now we’re also responsible for atrocities in North Korea. Nice.

This is something I can get my hands around.

Head Munchkin says that California isn’t in trouble…say what?

Thanks for reminding me that Chicago is a pus filled abscess.

This is the Jews fault, somehow.

Interstate communists

Red states are taxing

Paging Mark Potok

Liberals finally find a religious leader they only sort of hate a little less than usual.

Test-acles.

Lil’ Kim and the incoming coup?

Fifty shades of ghey,

Sort of puts a new spin on the old ‘pu-pu’ platter.

Keynesian from the Kenyan

Read a book you idiot! Legalize pot! It’s the Zionists fault! Ban the Post Office! Open up Area 51! Where’s my Star Wars collectables???

If you’re laughing at your own jokes, well…

Blame Bush…2013 Edition.

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CaS6

She said there was a lot less drug use there than at other universities she attended, because you could go rock climbing ”

Joe? Are you out there?

Ex-PH2

I went through the Nork thread as quickly as I could. Now I have a headache. (whimper) See? Now my eyes are watering. ecck! I’m allergic to that stuff. I don’t know why I don’t learn to not do that.

USMCE8Ret

@1 – You have to say his name 3 times for him to appear.

B Woodman

It’s a guilty pleasure. I read a few, get almost violently ill from the dumbassery spewed there, then have to quit until next week.
Lather, rinse, repeat.

Just Plain Jason

I have found that if I am listening to Metallica while reading from that site keeps the stupid from hurting me.