White House/Yoko Ono still want gun ban vote

| March 21, 2013

The other day, Harry Reid decided that he wouldn’t include a scary-looking gun ban in the Senate’s package of gun control regulations, mostly because of the midterm elections next year. A gun ban based on purely cosmetic features of weapons would most certainly cost the Democrats the Senate and House. But that doesn’t deter the White House and Joe Bite Me from trying to force a vote, according to The Hill;

“I believe that the vast majority of the American people agree with us, the vast majority of gun owners agree with us, that military-style assault weapons are — these are weapons of war; they don’t belong in the street,” Biden said. “And [in] the recent decision declaring the right of someone to own a weapon in their home for self-protection, Justice [Antonin] Scalia acknowledged that you can constitutionally ban certain types of weapons. So I’m not going to give up on this.”

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On Tuesday White House chief of staff Denis McDonough said the White House would “find the votes” to pass the ban.

Yeah, no they won’t. Meanwhile, Yoko Ono, the only ugly Asian woman on the planet exhumes memories of her murdered husband to force gun control on the country, according to the UK’s Daily Mail;

‘The death of a loved one is a hollowing experience. After 33 years our son Sean and I still miss him. Yoko Ono Lennon’

Together, let’s bring back America, the green land of peace.’

‘31,537 people are killed by guns in the USA every year. We are turning this beautiful country into war zone,’ she tweeted.

Yeah, well, if you don’t like the gun laws here, Yoko, you can always go somewhere else, ya know. The same with the rest of you boobs who claim to love this country, but want to change it into something entirely different. You can go to one of those “industrialized nations” that you think is so much better than the US, well, until you live there a few months and realize that they’re not as industrialized as you thought. And take Joe Bite Me with you, please.

Category: Gun Grabbing Fascists

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streetsweeper

Lemme guess. That is why Sean lives in England, because it is a green land of peace having a gun ban.

Lucky

All I can say is, Uncle Sam is paying me to go to the range today in my day off, for the final qualifier before the Best Warrior Competition next month… So I’ll be shooting with renewed vigor now, thanks Yoko Ohhhh No!!!

The Dead Man

Sorry, I couldn’t get past the sound of a screeching harpy and some town’s missing drunken fool to make it all the way through that article. The bit I did read sounds like the hopeless delusions of someone far out of touch with reality.

brat

Yoko Ono: just another screeching harpy long past her relevant date, if she ever WAS relevant…I also hate those faux “I love America, but…….” foreigners. (Like anybody even gives a damn what SHE thinks, anyways..) Reminds me of MIC and his “let’s change America….blah blah blah.”

Wireman611

IMHO, the only reason that the worlds libs settle here is to escape the confiscatory tax rates in the social paradises that they were born in. Or, in the case of a certain CNN host, because they were one step ahead of a police investigation.

Old Trooper

“I believe that the vast majority of the American people agree with us, the vast majority of gun owners agree with us, that military-style assault weapons are — these are weapons of war; they don’t belong in the street,”

Ok, Joe, if they’re weapons of war; why are the police carrying them? Why did DHS define them as Personal Defense Weapons when they ordered them?

rb325th

The Muskets that were the target of British bans and confiscation attempts were also considered “weapons of war”… The fact that our elected officials are so daft when it comes to our history and the rasoning behind our Bill of Rights leaves me little hope for our future as a country.

NHSparky

Yoko Ono–the most hated woman in rock and roll, until Courtney Love came along.

Yo, Yoko! John wasn’t murdered, he begged Chapman to shoot his wife-beating ass cause he was sick of your shit.

Spade

Makes me want to go listen to The Business.

PintoNag

Yoko Ono is one of the reasons I believe in zombies.

UpNorth

@#6, good question, I’d like to hear Joey the Moron’s response. As for Yoko, please, return to wherever it is you escaped from, with Piers under one arm, and our own Joey the Rock-Climbing Hero under the other.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Yoko Oh No is living proof that the off spring of retardo monkeys can’t think or SING!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68

Notice: The above statement is satire. In no way does the author wish to offend, harass, belittle, and or hurt the feelings of any monkey, with or withour a brain defect, or any groups of monkeys, primate, and or legitimate offspring of such.

Ex-PH2

I want a Yoko Ono ban.

That album cover of her and Lennon buck naked — not enough bleach to restore my vision or sanitize my mind. What has been seen cannot be unseen. It still haunts my dreams, along with that banshee voice of hers.

Disclaimer: Not meant to offend any banshees or bean sidhe within floating distance, nor elves, leprechauns, goblins, puccas, skelkies, boggies, or hobbits.

karlen

Everyone talks about these “weapons on the street” but I can’t recall the last time I saw an AR or AK just walking itself around.

Twist

The only time I have ever seen an “assault weapon” on the street is when we were securing our M-16s at one of the Memphis police departments the night before a funeral detail, and that was just us walking from the TMP van to the front door.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Most of these idiots who think the grass is greener elsewhere don’t realize that it’s because that grass is over the septic tank…..

Immigrants legal and illegal come here because they know there is a promise of a life unencumbered by an over bearing, treacherous government bent on their destruction. The 4ssholes in this country who don’t understand that ought to indeed spend a few years in a lovely crime free location like….well there aren’t any, and in those supposed more civilized nations your rights to speech and privacy don’t exist as they do here. Stop trying to make free men and women like the subservient European or Asian serfs who have no idea what a free people look or act like.

With freedom comes the frightening possibility of danger, if you can’t handle that don’t blame the rest of us for your inability to find your intestinal fortitude. Just hand over your freedoms and head elsewhere, we don’t need you and we won’t miss you for a minute.

ItAllFades

Car crashes kill 40,000 Americans every year…are those the next thing to go?

Pandora

John Lennon fought the US immigration office for years to be allowed to stay here. Wonder what he’d think of Yoko’s antics now.

LostOnThemInterwebs

Dear Yoko Ono (I know she won’t read this but I’m sorry I have to answer that stupid number and remark she made)

I believe you should just crawl back to the hole you came and stay there, you had enough drugs and public light already (i’m not implying you do drugs now but you did before and well by the way you talk…..), no, really, go back you make absolutely no sense and I’ll prove why:

So a lot of people die from scary guns?!? well! allow me to retort!! (Done with Jule’s Pulp Fiction voice)

What does your bed look like!?!?

Well oh dear innocent and idiot one did you know more people die in the US than from rifle guns? Don’t believe me? well allow me to counter attack you with facts!

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/mor_fal_inv_bed-mortality-fall-involving-bed
(450 deaths)

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/mor_ass_by_rif_sho_and_lar_fir_dis-rifle-shotgun-larger-firearm-discharge
(694 deaths)

Now I know the SUM of it is a bit more but see, allow me to go to the FBI, those nice black suit persons …

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8
(Rifles 323)
(Other Guns 97)
(Shotguns 356) <– but shotguns are not scary rifles right? so you can't count those .. even liberals say "buy a shotgun!" sorry you don't get to count those.

I know I know they are a bit slow on the 2012, but I need to remind you to keep on reading and notice how the rifle deaths are going down, I understand you want to start ranting again about love and just get hippy on me, and not the good one with farmers market which I like, no, the anti-war idiotic one, but is ok, I understand, the truth can be horrible at times…

So when you go to bed tonight, sleep on the floor, the big scary black beds can kill you! even more efficiently than a rifle!

Hoping you would just stuck to whatever you know what to do and stopped piggy backing on the talent of a great musician …

LostOnThemInterwebs