Tuesdays with Claymore

| June 19, 2012

Yeah, so I’m involved at our annual emergency exercise here at real work, so if you don’t hear from me today, I’m not ignoring your emails or the blog and I’ll catch up tonight, if the world isn’t destroyed or if the zombie epoch begins. Maybe Claymore’s links will keep you entertained;

Is “bet the ranch” a racist comment directed at Hispanics?

Yeah, but did they search your crotch?

Clearly it’s the message.

How about we cut the UN instead.

Gnashing of teeth over the ‘g-word’.

Well at least she’ll have a good sense of fashion.

Somehow, this is Bush’s fault, I’m certain of it.


I usually skip past any post that starts “The GOP Believes…”, but this one is a gem.

French kissing.

Porn is art?

Converting the pornocentric.

Supposed to be 5 reasons, but for austerity, we cut it to 4.


Prof Unger says Obama should lose because he wasn’t progressive enough. Nice.

Legally stupid.


…soon to be followed by the tallest demolition project in the world.

Flagots.


Conservatives are stupid, hate science and like to generalize…wait…

Useless train of thought.

Pussies.

Tested on great whats?

All cultures are equal….yup.

Going nuclear on subs.

Democrats hate being called ‘Democrat’. I guess I would too.


Who the hell is Martin Bashir? Wasn’t he the doctor on that Star Trek show?

So this is proof that passing laws makes no difference.

Obama picks Rubio.

So what you’re saying is that Nancy Pelosi wasn’t in charge of Congress for the first two years of Obama’s presidency?

Conservatives win because they are more “ideologically unified”…or in liberalese, “closed minded”.

Obama the ass kicker.


Liberals don’t really like democracy that much.

Dude, never write anything this long while still being stoned.

Now sneakers are racist.

R2-D2 U2-ME2

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NHSparky

Mind. Numbing. Stupid.

DR_BRETT

“. . . if the world isn’t destroyed or if the zombie epoch begins.”

Uh-oh. I didn’t want to mention this, Mr. Claymore, but BOTH “IF’s” have become real (world destroyed, zombies loose) as you wrote the very sentence. But it’s okay — everything looks The Same ON THE SURFACE, and the (white) house says, “Have a very nice day.”
(*sarcasm*)

We may have to use the other Tuesday Claymores .

DR_BRETT

Yes, you may remove it, if the FBI is offended .

Brian

Hmmmm …..

Claymore

Just so we’re clear, these links are from my normal Tuesday recon of Democratic Underground which I send to Jonn to be showcased here for all to see. This was a “feature” I provided on a previous site where I served as an admin and moderator. Some of the newer folks might get the impression I wrote some of these…I assure you that I’ve never been that stoned or depressed in my life as to participate in the digital port-a-potty that is DU. But I digress. 🙂

DR_BRETT

No. 2 “. . . the other Tuesday Claymores .”
I was referring to the Claymore used for Perimeter Security.

No. 3 (You may remove my comment, if necessary.)

Claymore

We’re cool, Dr. Brett…no worries. 🙂